March 08 2008 02:18PM
Witness the glory that is Alexander Ovechkin's new crib in Washington.
It would seem that Ovi-Wan lives with his brother, and that they haven't heard of furniture, art or really much beyond "Let's buy a massive house and figure the rest out later." With his massive, new 13-year contract, we expect the furniture situation will be quickly resolved.
Our favourite part in the piece is when he gives this hilarious quote: "My brother want big American Party. So ... we buy house for party."
Makes perfect sense to us.
Are you taking notes, Sam Gagner? This is how you ball when you sign the deal coming your way.