Ryan Malone’s modeling career comes to an abrupt end

Wanye
June 03 2008 11:18AM

For those of you who missed it, Malone has broken his nose TWICE in the Stanley Cup Finals. After taking this point shot to the grill and rebreaking his beak, he comes back minutes later. Let’s see any other sport in the universe that has players that do that.

What a hero but what a mess.

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#1 risto
June 03 2008, 11:51AM
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He was true grit later on when he went down to block a shot with one mitt covering his re-arranged face.

Horcoffian.

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#2 1011011
June 03 2008, 01:06PM
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My nose hurt just watching it. He will do an excellent Bryan Marchment impersonation from now on I bet.

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#3 Rick
June 03 2008, 01:09PM
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Hero?

He blocked a shot in front of the wrong net. I smell collusion, sure Malone is a pending free agent but he isn't suppose to be playing for another team until AFTER July 1.

As for tough atheletes, I once saw a twelve year old's tongue snap off during the national spelling bee finals while trying spell;

Honorificabilitudinitatibus

only to return a 10 minutes later and win the whole damn thing by correctly spelling;

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Rumour has it Mr Miyagi fixed the kid up in a back room with that hand rub dealie thing he does.

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#4 Wanye Gretz
June 04 2008, 08:52AM
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Paris Hilton no longer says "that's hot", she says "That's Rick"

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