A trip down memory lane

Wanye
July 11 2008 10:27AM

The year was 1994 and we were but a sprightly student in grade seven. MC Hammer dominated the rap game, girls carried incurable cooties and had to be avoided at all costs. A young Jason Strudwick had just been drafted 63rd overall by the New York Rangers. This was of particular note in our world, but the fact that he was from Edmonton and the fact he is a cousin of the Niedermayer brothers paled in comparison to the fact that... Jason Strudwick attended our junior high school, and you could see a picture of him up in the hallway!

Suddenly it was clear to our crew of 14-year-old hockey degenerates that it was possible to make it to the NHL if you went to our school. Not only possible, but basically guaranteed!

Jason Strudwick used our locker room! Jason Strudwick also played junior boys basketball when he was in Grade 7! Sticks were taped extra well, and skates were sharpened within an inch of their lives that hockey season as our entire hockey playing student body took their game up another three notches in the hopes of becoming another Jason Strudwick. One of the nerdier kids even claimed to be friends with him in real life. This outlandish lie was soon exposed, and he was beaten without mercy behind the school for his treachery.

But gang beatings aside, this level of excitement rarely comes into the life of a 14-year-old male except the day he was walking home from school with a buddy and they found a Playboy lying on the ground. That was an exciting day too, we can tell you. Whoo!

Now what were we talking about again? Playboy? Oh, yes Jason Strudwick.

Well, we can tell you this. We aren’t in junior high anymore. Hell, we would be arrested if we went within 100 yards of a junior-high school. But Jason Strudwick has kept himself in the league all this time. And he also holds the dubious honour of being the most expensive hockey blogger in history.

You see he started last season in HC Lugano in Switzerland before being signed late in the year by the Rangers, but because of the late signing he was incredibly unable to participate in the post season. The Rangers organization instead asked him to keep a blog of his thoughts during the team's playoff run. The blog was posted on the Rangers website.

Amazing. Welcome home, Jason. Hit somebody will you?

Thanks.

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#1 Rick
July 11 2008, 11:52AM
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Not to nitpick but he was drafted by the Islanders.

On Strudwick himself, I like this move but I hope he is only a 30-40 game player for the Oilers and not a fixture in the line up.

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#2 wanye rocks
July 11 2008, 12:43PM
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He's basically gonna take over Matt Greenes role as a stay at hommer who will fight if the team needs him to.

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#3 Cam
July 11 2008, 12:54PM
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I went to high School with Jason (in fact I was in his grade and was in Phys Ed 30 with him).

I won't say we were friends since we had very little in common, but I will say that he was always a nice guy to me, which is really saying something considering that I was a bit of a geek and so I had very little use for jocks... even smart ones like him.

People are generally at their worst in High School (and Junior High), so if I can say nice things about him from his time there, then I believe I am safe in thinking that he is a good character guy and he will fit in well. He's big, he's competitive, and he hits. He reminds me of Sean Brown in the way he plays.

I am glad the Oil picked him up, and I am pretty sure he will live up to expectation, which is that of a seventh Dman and a good guy in the locker room.

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#4 Tony Romo
July 11 2008, 01:56PM
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I remember finding a playboy when I was young too. I didn't have a need for society after that.

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#5 snipes67
July 11 2008, 02:52PM
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I think the first Playboy I ever saw was before the days of Neet.

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#6 Ed
July 11 2008, 02:56PM
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Ah yes, remembering days of yore. I am horrified to read how young you are Wanye. I would have guessed you were way older than that!

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#7 Wanye Gretz
July 11 2008, 04:38PM
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Ed -

By your Earth Calendar I am over 19000 years old. That explains why I can't remember to fact check things like "which team drafted Jason Strudwick" before I write them.

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#8 1011011
July 11 2008, 05:43PM
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Oh he will hit people. He will hit people or we will send him home. Where is he from? Edmonton? Then he is already home .... that means our punishment will have no effect....

There's going to be trouble. Mark my words

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#9 Smokin' Ray Burnt
July 11 2008, 06:38PM
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I too found a playboy when I was young. No wait.... I found a HUGE stack of them. (true story) And do you know what we did with them??? We taped miss October and June of 1982 on the front of our bikes and rode around the whole west side of town. To top it off we clipped on some calgary flames hockey cards and made the cool motorcycle sound. Thanks for bringing back to great memories!!! No wait... my Dad beat me for that.

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#10 MikeP
July 11 2008, 08:46PM
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1011011, living in Edmonton isn't punishment? No? Apparently thousands of UFAs would think otherwise! No, hundreds of thousands!

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#11 Hemmer
July 13 2008, 05:37PM
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Woo!! He graduated from my high school! GO MAC!

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#12 numbernine
July 17 2008, 08:24PM
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My wife changed his diapers. Top THAT!

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