Dear Jarret Stoll...

Wanye
July 18 2008 09:20AM

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#1 1011011
July 18 2008, 09:42AM
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Good God. What did I just witness?

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#2 Rick
July 18 2008, 09:44AM
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I have been working on teaching my dog to fetch me beer from the fridge but clearly I have misplaced my priorities.

Starting tonight I going to revise the training to teach my dog to tear the pants off my wife.

That is just sheer brilliance.

As for the rest of the performance, I was encouraged when she brought out the two spears, but then I realized there really was no way she could use them to poke my eyes out to spare me the agaony of watching the rest so that turned into a disappointment rather quickly.

All joking aside...no matter how rediculous that show makes her look, I would still do her if given half a chance. Good for Stoll.

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#3 snipes67
July 18 2008, 10:10AM
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I hope she can cook...

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#4 Robert
July 18 2008, 10:16AM
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I'm glad I held on for the full 3 minutes. I enjoyed it...seriously

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#5 Alan
July 18 2008, 10:26AM
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I heard somewhere that fat-bottomed girls, they make the rockin' world go 'round.

I guess Jarret's a fan of a little junk in the trunk. (Nothing wrong with that.)

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#6 bcj
July 18 2008, 10:31AM
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Wow. That's three minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

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#7 Brian Fellows
July 18 2008, 10:34AM
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I'll take "Mum Bum" for 1000 Alex....

Hopefully PETA doesn't get wind of this abomination

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#8 Tony Romo
July 18 2008, 11:04AM
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Somewhere Rod Stewart is lying in bed with a new supermodel, watching that clip, and laughing heartily.

Go Kings (?)

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#9 Rick
July 18 2008, 11:15AM
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"Somewhere Rod Stewart is lying in bed with a new supermodel, watching that clip, and laughing heartily."

I wonder if he is wearing his hot pink satin pants?

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#10 fyvmvv
July 18 2008, 12:09PM
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Ex-squeeze me? Did that announcer guy introduce her as Rectal Hunter? Where's that box of Q-tips?

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#11 fyvmvv
July 18 2008, 12:33PM
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Giving this some further thought I am wondering if someone would be interested in setting up a Pay-per-view event? Set up a camera in Mr. & Mrs Stoll's livingroom in Saskatchewan and play this clip. I'd pay alot to see the look on their faces. They must be proud! If my son got hooked up with some cougar like that I would take up residence in my root cellar.

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#12 BUCK75
July 18 2008, 01:23PM
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Hopefully she can do ANY skirt work.

I thought that was a clip from "America's Best Dog".

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#13 Wanye Gretz
July 18 2008, 01:32PM
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"If my son got hooked up with some cougar like that I would take up residence in my root cellar."

Comments like these are why we put up clips like this. ha ha ha

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#14 Engineer
July 18 2008, 02:03PM
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I'd like to see this again. But this time with the woman as the bull and the dog as the matador.

Now THAT's entertainment!

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#15 OilDude
July 18 2008, 02:28PM
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I think i just puked in my mouth a little.

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#16 Maki + Moca = Losing
July 18 2008, 07:14PM
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Wholly shoot, while Phaneuf is hooking up with one of the hottest gal in the world stolly is diggin this cow. Thank god we traded the guy. makes edmontonians look cheap

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#17 Steve Butabi
July 19 2008, 12:48PM
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Will somebody please tell Stoll that we have old and chubby women in Edmonton too and that moving to LA was unnecessary

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#18 Doug Butabi
July 19 2008, 01:45PM
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Come to think of it, the kid from the Staceys mom music video looks very alike to Stoll

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#19 Cool B
July 20 2008, 07:18PM
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Wow, she really has gained some weight. Stoll can get better than that and will when he's in LA I hope!

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#20 Chad
July 21 2008, 09:47AM
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/rachel-hunter.htm

She has definetly been around.

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#21 John
July 23 2008, 02:55PM
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The music was catchy.

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#22 Maverick
July 28 2008, 08:53PM
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Wow, Sean Avery's seconds.....brutal Stoll, have fun in LA!!

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