An open letter to Curtis Glencross
Wanye
August 27 2008 10:01AM
Dear Curtis,
We saw you yesterday on the telematrix device, at the press conference in Calgary. We saw how you look in Flames Red. We saw the look on your face, as you realized what you've done to your career.
Enjoy playing in Calgary, you traitor. Enjoy Mike Keenan. Enjoy Todd Bertuzzi bringing his unique brand of joy to the dressing room. Enjoy a long off-season when you miss the playoffs. Don’t worry about the Oilers -- they will be fine.
And best believe someone is going to smack the crap out of you when you set foot on Rexall Ice.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust: GlenX you’re dead to us.
Love,
The OilersNation
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I farmer blow in your general direction.
You're not even worth the saliva in my mouth to spit in your general direction.
When did they sign Mini me?
They didn't sign Mini-Me, they traded for him at the draft.
I think he's cute. Maybe he uses those little plastic Flames sticks
I feel sorry for him, he looks so confused. Shouldn't a millionaire look happy?
No worries about the Battle of Alberta this year.
He's a Cowboy...so this way he can play his hockey closer to cows and sheep...more comfortable surroundings I guess.
"He’s a Cowboy…so this way he can play his hockey closer to cows and sheep…more comfortable surroundings I guess."
He's a cowboy, not a Calgarian. I don't know how comfortable he will be in his new surroundings considering they two different groups use cows and sheep for two completely different things.
Really though, he should atleast have a smile on his face. He went from a 4th liner on one team to a second liner on another with the stroke of a pen this summer.
Damn you Curtis Glen-X, you low-life double-X-er!! I would actually care more if you weren't just a 4th line plug. A perfect fit for Calgary, who besides Jarome and Kipper are filled to the rafters with mediocer talent just like you. Keep your head up in Rexall!
He is confused cause for the first time since leaving Columbus the reporters have more teeth than he does... never mind they aren't wearing sweats.
Oh man. That's good. I can't wait for the season to start.
Jokes aside, I hope the best for GlenX.
He did more then anyone asked of him in Edmonton, but he would be a fourth line plugger on this team. You can't blame him for wanting to move up the ladder, as Calgary has nothing up front.
Bertuzzi's probably on the first line, for god's sake.
Jeeze...someone get Bertuzzi and Baby Ruth!
Ruth!Ruth!Baby Ruth!
....a Baby Ruth - not and Baby Ruth!
Not nearly as funny when you have to correct yourself
what I'm trying to say is he looks like Sloth
...from the Goonies....
....Baby Ruth....
ugh its like the little rascals all over again.
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I See...ee.. RED People!
You know what would be nice? Is if Ethan Moreau caught Glen X in the corner dropped the gloves and laid a whopping on him. He will feel the wrath of an Oiler Nation scorned.
What the hell is a GlenX?
Emo fools.
Me: I'm with you. Perhaps Glencross is just too difficult to tackle. Too long. Too time-consuming. I mean, you do save FOUR entire letters by using GlenX, even if it's wrong. Then again, it's hopeless to argue with people far too busy (or is it friggin lazy?) to spell out the whole name that they're saying "Glen-ex" instead of Glencross by using "X."
Robin "B". Isn't that hypocritical.
Signed
5&agame
Fiveandagame: No. No it's not. It's my name and I'll do with it what I choose, as opposed to being saddled with it by some thumb-typing text-junkie with that really disconcerting detached look in his glazed-over beady little eyes.
"HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU GGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS"
LMAO...
Oh...sorry... I meant: LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!
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It will be sweet in June when the Oilers are drinking from the Stanley Cup and Glencross relizes he made a huge mistake, because the only cup he'll be drinking from for the next 3 years is the one attached to Kippers jock strap.
Robin 'B'. IMO I think GlenX uses the X himself :) X's IQ is that of the chuckwagons he likes to ride :P I doubt he could spell Cross, After all we see his name on the back of his jersey, but could you imagine him spinning in circles trying to read it? SISD right Glen X? LMAO, ROFL, LOL :) :P
" thumb-typing text-junkie with that really disconcerting detached look in his glazed-over beady little eyes."
And how do you know what I look like?!?!
Holy smokes fiveandagame. That's the Olympic record for most emoticons in a post I believe
I have been practicing....thanks for noticing:)
Ya, I'm sure GlenX is a gonna luv golfing with baby bert!!!!!
Hey I live here and still don't blame the guy for leaving, the flames have been the better team by points and actually make the playoffs! Maybe if Lowe wasn't so inept we could have kept this up and coming talent.
oilerpride, right Kevin Lowe is inept...right sorry forgot about his whole ineptness. Would have called Sather inept? Sather put ONE team together and as the puzzle pieces left, the team struggled to be competitive. Not to mention the terrible draft picks year after year. Was money the issue for him? Clearly no as in New York ha hasn't faired any better. So Kevin Lowe is the Best thing the Oilers have going for them not to mention one of the most respected individuals in the hockey world. No where in his track record in the history of Kevin Lowe is there ANYTHING that could be remotely considered inept. The Oilers are the envy of the league right now along with the Pens and Wings because we have an incredible abundance of young talent on an exciting team, solid ownership and an incredible fan base. Hardly evidence of this supposed ineptitude.
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LMAO…
--This is one of the funniest posts I've seen in years!-- Laughed for a good minute! Nice work even though you are an Oilers fan!
"The Oilers are the envy of the league right now along with the Pens and Wings"
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What kind of name is "Trafficcircleswithstoplights"
sounds like an insane person who temporarily picked up wifi access on his mental computer.
Wow that's alot of emotion for a guy that was barely an Oiler.....he's probably hoping the stench of Edmonton finally came off when he got a decent jersey on. Honestly, what should it matter to the oiler faithful where Glencross signs? He's just doing what most other hockey players do after spending a season or so in the Chuck - LEAVING. ROFL!!!!