Twins? Nein!

Wanye
August 29 2008 10:42AM

Personally, having read all the talk yesterday that Todd Bertuzzi looks like Sloth from the Goonies, we just don’t see the resemblance. Look at this picture: Bert is seconds removed from some sort of fashion show we believe. Sloth on the other hand (inset) looks happy to be anywhere that isn’t underground and probably doesn’t even own a tuxedo.

Nope, don’t see it.

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#1 oilman
August 29 2008, 10:55AM
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Is that a Flames Jersey that Sloth is wearing? The plot thickens!

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#2 1011011
August 29 2008, 11:10AM
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Good heavens. Nice face Bert.

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#3 Fiveandagame
August 29 2008, 11:37AM
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HEEYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYSSSS! HE totally looks like SLOTH, with a bit of reconstructive surgery, (very popular in Vancouver...coincidence? ) And Wayne, you coming to the defense of Bert?? WTF? You're racing back full tilt to stop an odd man rush like Stoli when he'd break his stick on the Power Play in defense of the lumbering lethargic loser BERT?

I'll give you this, he may not be the spitting image of Sloth, but he definitely looks some kinda retarded. He'll fit in well in Calgary.

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#4 The Towel Boy
August 29 2008, 11:55AM
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I saw Bert eating a Baby Ruth at the airport...so...yeah...take that for what you will. SLOTH!

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#5 AJ
August 29 2008, 12:25PM
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Actually if you look closely, it is that hideous Vancouver jersey from a few years back.

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#6 Oilman
August 29 2008, 01:39PM
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Actually if you look closely, it is that hideous Vancouver jersey from a few years back.

You'll have to be more specific

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#7 The Towel Boy
August 29 2008, 01:41PM
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I think you should look more closely.

http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bertuzzislothso0.jpg

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#8 Flames Suck
August 29 2008, 02:47PM
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Here's the sloth look-a-like:

http://flamesfans.ning.com/

Although, Sloth should be much that this guy happier with his path in life

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#9 oilman
August 29 2008, 02:53PM
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man, again my acting dyslexia up.

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#10 hamzinoilcntry
August 29 2008, 03:29PM
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OK Todd. Show me used car salesman with a touch of Down Syndrome..................nailed it!!

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#11 Dean
August 29 2008, 03:39PM
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Bertuzzi doesn't look like Horcoff...that is Horc in that picture right?

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#12 David S
August 29 2008, 07:34PM
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That game-day countdown timer you guys have is really becoming significant.

Sloth and Sutter. Mua-hahahaha!

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#13 misfit
August 29 2008, 08:29PM
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I think that now makes every NHLer to be compared to Sloth from Goonies. The only one I've seen that looks even close is the one of Sutter.

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#14 G.Brule
August 31 2008, 12:10PM
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oh very mature! that guy's my hero

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#15 Amber McCormick
September 01 2008, 10:09AM
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Bertuzzi's mom thinks he's handsome.

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#16 DJ Spyn Cycle
September 01 2008, 12:04PM
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That's not saying much, Amber, since Mrs Bertuzzi looks like this:

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