Wanye goes fishing for another Marian

Wanye
September 04 2008 10:29AM

Now that it appears that the chances of Hossa coming to Edmonton are slim for the start of the season, we always keep a sharp eye out for stories of stars that are experiencing trouble with their current club. We all know that Katz wants to land a big fish, and salary cap restrictions aside he’ll have some dough to work with at the end of this season.

But here’s the trick, see: big name players are generally skilled. In most cases the GMs of the star don’t generally just let someone come and take their skilled player away without asking nicely or even trading someone back in return. Luongo to Vancouver is of course the exception to this rule.

To land a big fish you need four things:

  1. A player of skill... Who would consider leaving his team Who would come Chez Oil Who is single and has no plans to marry
  2. Room in the cap.
  3. Tradable assets.
  4. A solid gold fishing pole, preferably made of solid gold.

In our estimation, the Oilers have all four. All that Tambellini, K-Lowe, Katz, MacTavish, Olczyk, the usher in Section 112 and the rest of the decision-making staff need is a target fish. First we’ll take a little peek at ensuring there is room in the cap:

Erik “Eric” Cole will have to be re-signed at the end of the season and this option year will have everything to do with whether or not he receives a hefty raise on the $4 mil he currently declares to the government each year in taxes.

Shawn “Shawn” Horcoff’s rich contract kicks in next year. He jumps from $3.6 million this year to $7 million next year. Does that look right? Wow Horcoff, this is some career you have built for yourself.

Mathieu Garon needs to be locked up too at the end of the year. But that shouldn’t take the Oil above what they are currently spending on goaltending between him and Roloson—who will be off the books with his $3 million in salary next year.

Other than that, it’s going to be business as usual in the Payroll division of OilerCo. So the money exists although it may take a little doing and trading to make it work. But now what? Who’s the fish?

What about Marian Gaborik? There is an interesting piece on TSN today—we know it’s rare—stating that old Maid Marian seems to be waffling about signing a long-term deal in Minny.

"I am willing to stay here, but I also know what my options are if we won't agree on the terms," Gaborik told the Star Tribune. "I'm not saying I'm leaving. I'm not saying I'm staying. I'm saying I have one year left on my contract.”

It continues on with this:

While the Wild have reportedly offered Gaborik the richest, longest contract in franchise history, assistant general manager Tom Lynn described negotiations as "complicated" as the two sides try to agree on salary and term. But Wild general manager Doug Risebrough told the Star Tribune he is not willing to offer Gaborik the maximum contract of $11.26 million allowable for individuals under this year's salary cap.

Yikes. $11.26 mil is obviously a hair or two rich, but if that offer has been tabled to Gaborik’s camp and they haven’t responded with anything but “we are prepared to sign in blood,” money may not be the issue here. Marian Gaborik at 26 is three years younger than the old fish Marian Hossa. He understands two-way hockey and must display some sort of leadership being named Captain of the Wild. Now, we aren’t Lowetide and we aren’t Willis but here are some numbers that we care about:

Hossa

Regular Season

701 GP, 299 G, 349 A, 648 Pts

Playoffs

75 GP, 25 G, 36 A, 61 Pts

Gaborik

Regular Season

485 GP, 206 G, 208 A, 414 Pts

Playoffs

29 GP, 12 G, 10 A, 18 Pts

El Conclusioné

While Gaborik may be a bit of a band aid, he’s also a sure-fire SniperBot 5000. This sort of thing matters to us. In our opinion he would be a better buy than Hossa, though not if he demands the one-year max of $11.26 million per season. You could buy 4.05 Fernando Pisanis for that. Imagine all that heart!

The big things on Daryl Katz’s horizon is “sign a big star to my beloved Oilers” as well as “fix leaky tap in bathroom #115 at the Katz Manor.” As the head of the OilersNation Helping Department™, we are prepared to assist Kay-Z in his efforts.

Final note

We heard recently from a dude who knows that said: “From what I hear, Hossa signed a one-year deal with Detroit to try and win the Cup. After this year he is looking to sign a long-term deal and was really impressed by how hard the Oilers went after him in the off-season. I wouldn’t rule out him taking a long look at signing with the Oilers at the end of the year.”

This may not be the best fish to land, but it’s nice to know that there are some targets circling the bait. It’s also nice to know that Vanek isn’t sucking up $10 million per year. That would have been lame.

If not Marian G or Marian H, who should the Oil chase over the next year?

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#1 Tony Romo
September 04 2008, 11:08AM
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I don't know Wanye, Gaborik gets hurt alot. Still when you compare him to Hossa ... maybe I can see it.

Fact is, there aren't really franchise players available so I guess this is one of the few out there.

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#2 The Towel Boy
September 04 2008, 11:21AM
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I dunno...it remains to be seen...but I think we may have a couple sniper bot 5000's waiting to blossom in our current roster....and they always come cheaper when you develop from within.

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#3 jayoilfan
September 04 2008, 11:36AM
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I agree with Towel boy. Let's let this season progress and who knows? some of our young guns that we saw get better as the season concluded last year may become the next Nash/Iginla/Gaborik in regards to scoring. That way if someone (Cogzilla/Gagner?) does this then we will still have money for other needs or what ever they may be next year.

BTW "Gagner" is "win" in French, I hope it fits this year!

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#4 shau_co
September 04 2008, 11:47AM
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I think the best case scenario would be a deadline trade and hopefully re-sign (which could be a condition of the trade). This way we get Marian G. for the playoff push and a chance to put an impression on him to stay (aka Rollie).

I could see Minny trading at the deadline if they still have not locked up Marian, especially if the team is truggling. Additionally, we would only have to absorb a portion of Marian's cap hit for the current year and I think we have enough assets to be a front runner in a trade offer to Minnie.

Only issue would be the re-signing, but at least we would have him for a bit to influence any potential playoff run adn hopefully excite him enough to stick around...

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#5 Z40
September 04 2008, 11:50AM
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you could go after Zetterberg but I don't think the Wings will let him even get close to free agency, still if you did manage you would get at least 1 more oiler fan.

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#6 AndrewB
September 04 2008, 12:59PM
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The Wild will never ever Trade Gaborik. It's a pretty good assumption that the Wild will be in the playoff hunt, if not in, wouldn't they want there franchise player for the playoffs?

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#7 Wanye Gretz
September 04 2008, 02:01PM
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Did my post just make it onto a fishing website? This represents the pinnacle of hockey blogging. I am a dual threat now.

WG - dual threat

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#8 Bruce
September 04 2008, 06:07PM
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Gaborik is the Slovakian Havlat. Hell of a player, but ...

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#9 milli
September 04 2008, 08:28PM
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Injury prone. I think that when you try and land a big fish, you usually end up with a hell of a story, but it ain't about a trophy. As much as I'd like to see a bonafide snipper, the contracts are generally to long and too rich. And, I really think that with Horc healthy and the kids, scoring isn't gonna be our concern. A stud Dman, we could sign a couple of those.

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#10 Dav
September 04 2008, 08:35PM
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If the Oil suffer from another injury proned season from Souray I think the fans feet will get cold when it comes to signing more big contract talent with a band-aid history. Vanek will be an Oiler one day.

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