GDB 44: Party Time

Wanye
January 16 2009 08:50AM

Oh we hate Fridays.The misery that comes as you count down your final eight hours of the work week. The terrible knowledge that the weekend is upon us and that there will be two whole days of not having to work before the joy of Monday returns. Someone may try and sell you beer in the next 48 hours for heavens sakes. We must have the strength to say, “No thanks friend. I don’t need beer to enjoy yourself.”

*pregnant pause*

If you are watching the game tonight do your ol’ pal Wanye a favour. If you are near Edmonton -- come to Hudsons on Bourbon Street. Click on the Game Day Party ad on the main page and print off the evite too. We were originally going to use the money to support the rebel troops closing in on the Capital City and General Montoya. His bloody regime must be brought to an end by any means necessary.

Then it was helpfully pointed out to us that we don’t actually know any rebel troops and that General Montoya is simply someone we made up in our head. Apparently imaginary political causes can’t accept real money as donations. Instead it was politely pointed out  that the Nation is currently supporting Kids with Cancer and that for every evite returned the people at Hudsons will donate $2. Decent.

For those of you who won’t be in attendance...

We will pour a little on the ground for the homies that can’t be with us. Top of the list: Willis. If he lived in Edmonton -- or Alberta for that matter -- we would load up the Nation Van with duct tape, a black hood and some Twizzlers, in case we got hungry on the way. Then we would cruise over Chez Willis, kindly negotiate with Mrs. Willis, then strong-arm Jonathan out of the house and roughly load him into the van. Then we would go to the party.

Those of you who won’t be in attendance -- our hearts and thoughts are with you. We generally get a little emotional watching Ryan Smyth playing for any team that doesn't rhyme with Snoilers. We may get a little extra emotional after a few beers tonight, especially if Smyth scores. We will need emotional support to get us through the evening and we appreciate all the help we can get. We will also be selling off the tickets to the Oilers rematch against the Wild on Jan 30. These tickets were donated by Buck75 to the cause. Personally we wouldn't part with Oilers tickets if someone had our entire family hostage.

But we don't negotiate with terrorists.

That's our policy.

Thoughts of last night

When Sheldon Souray positively ended the life of Weller we can’t help but think fondly of all the Souray haters that didn’t give the guy a moment’s peace on the airwaves and on the Nation in the off-season. Still think that he was a bad signing? Other than the odd giveaway here and there he has basically been everything that the Oil wanted when they brought him in. Plus he is a rockstar that make the ladies go “OOOOOOOWHEEEEE!”

And when is the last time Liam Reddox did that? Huh? Never.

That’s when.

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#101 Travis Dakin
January 16 2009, 05:53PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

*baggedmilk has started drinking in anticipation for the Hudson’s party*

I hope you guys represent well and make this one a success. I want there to be another one, which I will surely attend.

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#102 jeanshorts
January 16 2009, 06:00PM
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100 comments before the game has even started. Wild.

Everyone be on the look out for baggedmilk. He'll be the one grabbing at everyone's crotches all night. And he'll probably be wearing a jeanshorts name tag......

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#103 Colin
January 16 2009, 06:10PM
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I think I'm going to wear a name tag in mt day to day life.

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#104 deep oil
January 16 2009, 06:40PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Dana @ AgileStyle wrote: Dan Tencer’s not such a bad guy, I don’t think there’s much reason to slag him in the comments. Related: anyone see Mirtle’s post about a writer using an alias to be a jerk? So, I’m kind of an idiot… basically what happened? And There is a certain amount of jelousy that goes against Tencer from some. Being that he is only 23 years old and scored a pretty sweet job with the Oilers with basically no experience. Also the fact that people forget the fact that his job is actually to put a positive spin on the Oil while providing a forum for the fans to discuss opinions. But there is as certain pompousness to his attitude in that he thinks he is the be all and end all of Oiler knowledge (get him drunk at a party and see) and the fact that he acts like an arogant prick when someone calls him on his BS. But that comes from still being a kid. He is getting better though.

i am impressed with DT - quite the jump from call screener to host but stauffer and gregor as a morning show on the team would be great only because of their differences and the ability to debate professionally - prediction for 2010 on the team is KK and possibly gregor - it will be interesting if the rights go to the team and away from corporate corus

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#105 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 06:43PM
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I need my own morning show. I bet you would all listen.

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#106 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 06:49PM
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baggedmilk is definitely not drunk wrote:

I need my own morning show. I bet you would all listen.

Would your schtick be the zany guy with the slide whistle, drum & sound effects? I would listen as long as you didn't play that "friday song" By Todd Rundgren - I want to bang on the drum all day.

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#107 deep oil
January 16 2009, 06:52PM
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would the warrior and adil be your co hosts with daily doug doing weather, fredie provding stock tips and serious gord your call screener -oooops then the team would not have any callers

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#108 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 06:52PM
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@ BUCK75:

I would play that song but with alterations. I want to bang Betty White all day. Things like that.

I would also have contests to pit listeners against each other in some kind of death match scenario.

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#109 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 06:53PM
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deep oil wrote:

would the warrior and adil be your co hosts with daily doug doing weather, fredie provding stock tips and serious gord your call screener -oooops then the team would not have any callers

God I just want to punch daily Doug in his kool-aid drinking pussy.

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#110 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 06:58PM
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A highly recommended show to watch before the Oilers Game: Testees on Showcase, created & written by Kenny Hotz. Pretty funny shit about 2 dudes who's job is to test stuff.

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#111 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 06:59PM
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A highly recommended show to watch before the Oilers Game: Testees on Showcase, created & written by Kenny Hotz. Pretty funny sh!t about 2 dudes who’s job is to test stuff.

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#112 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 06:59PM
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@ baggedmilk is definitely not drunk:

Or is that the Warrior. Who's the one that's always happy about everything that's going on with the Oilers?

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#113 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:02PM
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I want to tell you all that jeanshorts just told me that he's watching the woman's network. Just saying...

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#114 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:03PM
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fast freddie - why dont some of you guest host with corey as a wingman - jonathon, wg ???

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#115 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:10PM
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in the view of smytty contract tonight - dont some of you basement dwellers think what life would be like if KLOWE would of went south on the cap to 40mm and lied in the bushes waiting for the financial turmoil of the teams to come crashing down - instead of penner, horcoff and maybe pisani chewing up major dollars - I am thinking hossa, jaybo, and vinny - and sign some enforcers and kids for the fourth line that are just add on minutes - better to have one line than none.... detroit will have to make a decision on hossa with zet in the loop at 8mm renew, jaybo is sucking wind with a trade deadline deal looming, and vinny maybe as montreal owner is broke.... I would love to play in tampa or florida - sun and no state tax with a non canadian residence status - so Rev Canada cant touch you

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#116 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:11PM
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My ride is taking way too long to get here, and soon I will have no more beers in my fridge.

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#117 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:11PM
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@ baggedmilk is definitely not drunk:

Warrior is the know-it-all Texan who has a hard on for the Stony Plain Eagles. Hillarious moment in radio history when Brownlee tore him a new a-hole one summer afternoon this past summer. Then outed his car selling ass on OilersNation.

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#118 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:15PM
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baggedmilk is definitely not drunk wrote:

My ride is taking way too long to get here, and soon I will have no more beers in my fridge.

did you confirm your limo

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#119 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:15PM
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@ BUCK75:

That's the one. I want to punch him in his kool-aid drinking pussy.

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#120 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:16PM
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deep oil wrote:

baggedmilk is definitely not drunk wrote: My ride is taking way too long to get here, and soon I will have no more beers in my fridge. did you confirm your limo

You know what? That's a good idea. Wanye should have booked one to come pick me up.

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#121 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:18PM
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sorry guys i will not be at hudsons - had to go to the dominican for two weeks - villa has has speed so i can watch the game on the nhl network and listen to stauffer explain why the oilers lost tonight - deep oil has sunscreen and all you can drink crown royal

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#122 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:22PM
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@ baggedmilk is definitely not drunk:

i think his credit card was declined

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#123 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:23PM
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Every time I refresh my page Dan Tencer has that come hither look that speaks only to the highest ranking dungeons and dragons bitches...

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#124 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:24PM
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baggedmilk is definitely not drunk wrote:

My ride is taking way too long to get here, and soon I will have no more beers in my fridge.

can you call keys please or opeartion red nose to take you to the bar - just wondering....

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#125 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:24PM
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baggedmilk is definitely not drunk wrote:

My ride is taking way too long to get here, and soon I will have no more beers in my fridge.

can you call keys please or operation red nose to take you to the bar - just wondering....

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#126 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:27PM
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@ baggedmilk is definitely not drunk:

or star wars

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#127 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:31PM
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I hate basketball. It's the worst professional sport ever.

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#128 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:32PM
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deep oil wrote:

can you call keys please or operation red nose to take you to the bar - just wondering…

hah Umm yeah could you drop me off at West so I can get more drunk. I like that.

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#129 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:32PM
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I going to go BALISTIC if they don't go to the hockey game. PLEASE RAPTORS FINISH THIS GAME!!! NO OT!!!

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#130 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:34PM
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5 minutes later 51 seconds are played in this basketball game...

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#131 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:35PM
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How many time outs do these assholes get... more importantly where is my ride?

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#132 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:35PM
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Basketball games are 4 x 12 minute quarters & take longer to play than a 60 minute hockey game!!!

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#133 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:36PM
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Hahaha people can swear all they want and Wanye won't be around to play mother hen all night...

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#134 Smokin' Ray
January 16 2009, 07:37PM
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How many timeouts do they get? Good lord!

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#135 Smokin' Ray
January 16 2009, 07:38PM
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Accept that you are going to lose and let the time run out.

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#136 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:39PM
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baggedmilk is definitely not drunk wrote:

Hahaha people can swear all they want and Wanye won’t be around to play mother hen all night…

I tried typing Sh!t in - under review, w/o someone to approve nobody can see.

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#137 deep oil
January 16 2009, 07:41PM
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@ Smokin' Ray: just like 55% of all oiler games

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#138 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:41PM
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Garon in net? Nice stop Cogs

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#139 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:42PM
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Someone take a picture... Steve Staios scored

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#140 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:42PM
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Where is Willis that Staios lover...

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#141 jeanshorts
January 16 2009, 07:42PM
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Statios lookin like Souray!!!

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#142 jeanshorts
January 16 2009, 07:43PM
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Now he can proceed to continue to look like a pylon in his own end.

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#143 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:44PM
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Where's my GD ride?????

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#144 freeze
January 16 2009, 07:44PM
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nice pressure on the last few shifts.

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#145 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:47PM
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@ baggedmilk is definitely not drunk: lol, like 50 cab outfits & you can't get a ride. On the news the other night they wanted to put more cabs in Edmonton.

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#146 jeanshorts
January 16 2009, 07:47PM
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baggedmilk is definitely not drunk wrote:

Where’s my GD ride?????

No Nation party for you. You're just like the rest of us losers at home on Friday night! Though it's only 6:30 here. But who am I kidding.

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#147 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:47PM
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@ BUCK75:

My buddy is coming to get me and he's being fag bait and taking his sweet time.

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#148 jeanshorts
January 16 2009, 07:48PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

@ baggedmilk is definitely not drunk: lol, like 50 cab outfits & you can’t get a ride. On the news the other night they wanted to put more cabs in Edmonton.

The day that baggedmilk pays for a cab anywhere is the day that I will eat my own socks. This is the same guy who hitchhiked down 156 street and ended up on the back of a motorcycle with some dude after a friends wedding.

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#149 baggedmilk is definitely not drunk
January 16 2009, 07:48PM
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Liam Reddox looks like Jason Blake pre-cancer...

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#150 BUCK75
January 16 2009, 07:49PM
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nice working the bitch seat - too bad it wasn't a dude on a mpoed giving you a ride

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