GDB XX: Lunch time on the road

bingofuel
November 15 2009 10:03AM

I don't know about you guys, but these Sunday afternoon PPV games don't provide a very good incentive for me to get out of bed. That's why I'm writing this in my full-body jammies with sewn-on feet from my bedroom. I'm also eating an entire ham in bed, but that's a typical Sunday morning tradtion that really has nothing to do with hockey or PPV games.

Today's game against the Thrashers marks 4 of a 5 games on this road trip, a trip in which the Oilers haven't fared too well. We've lost two out of three so far, and all because some cowboys are ropping cattle and drinking $8 beers inside RX1. Add to that the fact the Wanye has apparently flown the coup — he asked me to drive him to the airport yesterday after he packed himself a small hobo sack and didn't say where he was going — and things haven't been what you'd call "peachy" here in OilersNation.

But don't despair, the Oilers have a few things going for them:

  1. Pat Quinn is getting to the point where he must be scaring the shit out of the players with his rage at their poor play. I'd like to think that this is going to inspire the boys into playing, you know, hockey.
  2. As Brownlee indicated yesterday, Big Sex, Horcoff and Nilsson skated yesterday morning, and there's a chance they'll play today.
  3. Kovalchuk's foot is injured, and although he's been stopping pucks, I can see us making this work to our advantage with some net-crashing (though I certainly don't condone this).

Sure, these aren't game-makers, but I need some hope — something to hold onto. And the Oil? They need a win. Or six. Before Pat Quinn's had explodes.

This won't be an easy win for the boys in copper and blue — but they'll take the "W" 4-3. And they'll do it for Fernando Pisani.

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Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.
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Reply #51 VicOiler November 15 2009, 12:10PM
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Wow is that building empty

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Reply #52 Wanye November 15 2009, 12:12PM
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I think Western Canadian/Pacific Northwest accents are virtually the same, for whatever that's worth.

What's it worth? Nothing.

ooo GAME ON!!

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Reply #53 Nesquik November 15 2009, 12:12PM
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Gerald R. Ford wrote:

"You are watching Edmonton Oilers vs Edmonton Oilers"

Finally, an opponent we can beat...

Wanye has flown to the Czech Republic to BEG 83's parents to tell him to SHOOOOOOOOOT.

Like a good republican you can handle facts. 83 is #3 in shots despite missing 3 games. Well done!

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Reply #54 Shaun Doe November 15 2009, 12:13PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

You really notice our accent when listening to an American talk show on the radio like Howard Stern or Bubba the Love Sponge. A bunch of Americans sitting around talking and then they take a call from Canada and it jumps out at you just like they joke in the movies. Eh... Yes b'y.

You know its funny, I think my "Eh" becomes more prominant in my speech in the absence of others using it.

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Reply #55 misfit November 15 2009, 12:13PM
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How many ***** PPV games are we going to have this year?! Haven't we had like 5 of them already?

This team has barely been worth watching for free on Sportsnet/TSN/CBC.

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Reply #56 Shaun Doe November 15 2009, 12:15PM
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Wow that Atlanta coach is pretty radical in his thinking. Activating Kovalchuk on the PP is going to leave a glaring hole in net.

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Reply #57 Jeremy November 15 2009, 12:15PM
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I am waiting a bit to find out which Oilers team shows up, the one worth paying 16 bucks to watch, or the one that I can barely watch for free on T.V.

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Reply #58 Jeremy November 15 2009, 12:16PM
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F#ck me.

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Reply #59 Milli November 15 2009, 12:16PM
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F0RK

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Reply #60 Wanye November 15 2009, 12:16PM
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1. I can find no feed 2. I'm almost happy with that great start

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Reply #61 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:17PM
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Shaun Doe wrote:

You know its funny, I think my "Eh" becomes more prominant in my speech in the absence of others using it.

Aaaannnnd we're down already. Nice. God damn Zach Bogosian. I like that kid. Fudge.

Anyway I was going to say, I had a buddy from Chicago come up here for a few weeks in September, and I was like "okay if I say Eh he's going to bust my balls about it, so I can't say it". And I ended up saying it 10 times as much as I normally do. Psyched myself out.

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Reply #62 Jeremy November 15 2009, 12:17PM
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Holy Freakin Crap.

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Reply #63 Gerald R. Ford November 15 2009, 12:18PM
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Nesquik wrote:

Like a good republican you can handle facts. 83 is #3 in shots despite missing 3 games. Well done!

Actually, I was just looking for a cute excuse for him to be in that time zone. I've never once yelled "shoot" at a game in my life. Nor do I waste my life looking up pedantic statistics. You are correct on that score, sir! I'm just here for fun, Dawg. Chill.

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Reply #64 roughneck (team apathy) November 15 2009, 12:19PM
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In other news Casey Printers mocking the mongoloids in hamilton is kind of funny

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Reply #65 random help[ November 15 2009, 12:20PM
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http://www.justin.tv/nhl_live pass: Ivegotalovelybunchofcoconuts

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Reply #66 Jeremy November 15 2009, 12:20PM
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Has anyone posted the lines?

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Reply #67 Wanye November 15 2009, 12:20PM
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I am going to go find booze. I shall return. In my absence can someone scream obscenities at any easy targets?

XOX

WG

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Reply #68 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:21PM
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@random help[

THANK YOU.

I've been trying to crack that password for like 10 minutes.

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Reply #69 Jeremy November 15 2009, 12:22PM
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Thank you random help

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Reply #70 Gerald R. Ford November 15 2009, 12:22PM
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Much appreciated, random help[

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Reply #71 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:23PM
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Look at Souray being all healthy and crap!

BONER!

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Reply #72 jdrevenge November 15 2009, 12:23PM
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can anybody help a n00b out and tell me how that link works?

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Reply #73 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:24PM
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Immediately regretting watching the game rather than listening to it. Powerplay looks amazing once again!

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Reply #74 jdrevenge November 15 2009, 12:25PM
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nm...im a rehtard

thanks random help

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Reply #75 Suntory Hanzo November 15 2009, 12:25PM
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@random help[

Thanks for the link.

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Reply #76 Nesquik November 15 2009, 12:26PM
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@Gerald R. Ford

That's cool... I just wanted to make a Elephant comment my non-pedantic presidential friend. Fun is good!

Why is Louie doing the PPV?

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Reply #77 Jeremy November 15 2009, 12:26PM
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@jdrevenge

Copy and paste up to the point that says

http://www.justin.tv/nhl_live

then C + P

Ivegotalovelybunchofcoconuts

as the password

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Reply #78 Waynes bastard child November 15 2009, 12:27PM
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Dammit and i just broke down and ordered the game... curse you random help, and curse me for grabbing a beer as i was ordering and not paying attention to ON...

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Reply #79 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:28PM
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I'm going to get a tattoo of 1970's Pat Quinn on my back. It's going to be so intimidating!

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Reply #80 Rigger November 15 2009, 12:29PM
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Looks like someone beat me to posting the link and password. I just found it. Hopefully it won't get too lagging.

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Reply #81 Wanyes bastard child November 15 2009, 12:32PM
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Hedbeeeerg..

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Reply #82 Freezing Weather Fan November 15 2009, 12:32PM
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Thanks random help. Will it be the same for all the ppv games? Or is it a different password for each game?

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Reply #83 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:33PM
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Did Horcoff fall down there standing still? Niiiiice.

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Reply #84 Wanyes bastard child November 15 2009, 12:34PM
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Were being outshot again, 5-1, we can win this!!!

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Reply #85 Gunner November 15 2009, 12:34PM
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This game makes me want to poke my eyes out with a fork.

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Reply #86 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:36PM
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Look at the handle bars on the ATL coach! He's really into this Movember thing huh?

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Reply #87 Milli November 15 2009, 12:38PM
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they are playing pathetic. Quinn must be losing his mind.

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Reply #88 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:39PM
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Nice, take a one timer from the half boards. Is 1130 too early to start drinking the pain away?

*no*

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Reply #89 JRyanMac November 15 2009, 12:40PM
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That was the worst PP ever.

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Reply #90 Heatly November 15 2009, 12:40PM
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Thanks for feed. They need a goal!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #91 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:40PM
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Cogliano is too fast. We should probably trade him.

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Reply #92 Scuba Steve November 15 2009, 12:40PM
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What part of a good PP has all 5 players standing still? Move Around!!!!!

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Reply #93 Wanyes bastard child November 15 2009, 12:40PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Nice, take a one timer from the half boards. Is 1130 too early to start drinking the pain away?

*no*

*passes JS a beer*

Nice speed on Cogs to draw another penalty tho.

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Reply #94 JRyanMac November 15 2009, 12:41PM
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now we get to see it again!!!

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Reply #95 Zamboni Driver November 15 2009, 12:41PM
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Not for nothing but....there is not a chance in the world that I would fork down sixteen bucks to watch this - seriously, a Sunday afternoon in November..there must be something else on...

(Spoiler alert: 900 NFL games)

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Reply #96 Milli November 15 2009, 12:41PM
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I'm starting to hope for another work stopage, or, for someone to inform the OIlERS that there isn't a work stopage.

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Reply #97 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:42PM
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@Zamboni Driver

Apparently there is still a CFL or something. I guess it's like football but not nearly as good.

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Reply #98 Gunner November 15 2009, 12:44PM
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Poor garbage can is going to get boot f*cked by Quinn.

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Reply #99 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 12:44PM
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OH! MY! GOD!

*burns a hole through the crotch of his pants*

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Reply #100 Eric Johnson November 15 2009, 12:46PM
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Приносим свои извинения... ... но ваш запрос похож на запросы, автоматически рассылаемые компьютерным вирусом или вредоносным программным обеспечением. В целях защиты наших пользователей мы не можем обработать ваш запрос немедленно.

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