GDB XX: Lunch time on the road

bingofuel
November 15 2009 10:03AM

I don't know about you guys, but these Sunday afternoon PPV games don't provide a very good incentive for me to get out of bed. That's why I'm writing this in my full-body jammies with sewn-on feet from my bedroom. I'm also eating an entire ham in bed, but that's a typical Sunday morning tradtion that really has nothing to do with hockey or PPV games.

Today's game against the Thrashers marks 4 of a 5 games on this road trip, a trip in which the Oilers haven't fared too well. We've lost two out of three so far, and all because some cowboys are ropping cattle and drinking $8 beers inside RX1. Add to that the fact the Wanye has apparently flown the coup — he asked me to drive him to the airport yesterday after he packed himself a small hobo sack and didn't say where he was going — and things haven't been what you'd call "peachy" here in OilersNation.

But don't despair, the Oilers have a few things going for them:

  1. Pat Quinn is getting to the point where he must be scaring the shit out of the players with his rage at their poor play. I'd like to think that this is going to inspire the boys into playing, you know, hockey.
  2. As Brownlee indicated yesterday, Big Sex, Horcoff and Nilsson skated yesterday morning, and there's a chance they'll play today.
  3. Kovalchuk's foot is injured, and although he's been stopping pucks, I can see us making this work to our advantage with some net-crashing (though I certainly don't condone this).

Sure, these aren't game-makers, but I need some hope — something to hold onto. And the Oil? They need a win. Or six. Before Pat Quinn's had explodes.

This won't be an easy win for the boys in copper and blue — but they'll take the "W" 4-3. And they'll do it for Fernando Pisani.

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Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.
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Reply #201 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 01:56PM
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@Rigger

You rock! Whee!

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Reply #202 Heatly November 15 2009, 01:57PM
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Good job Rigger! We will win!

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Reply #203 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 01:57PM
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@Rigger

I'm still not sure how getting a link to this stream from the site that he uses is any different than getting the same link from another site. Oh well. HOCKEY.

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Reply #204 Rigger November 15 2009, 01:58PM
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No problems bras! Looks like those annoying chats at Jtv are good for something.

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Reply #205 Hemmertime November 15 2009, 01:58PM
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@Rigger +1 rep

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Reply #206 Rigger November 15 2009, 01:59PM
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@jeanshorts

Yeah me either, maybe they got permission? I think it's the same dude's channel just a different location.

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Reply #207 Milli November 15 2009, 01:59PM
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Thanks Rigger

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Reply #208 Skidplate November 15 2009, 02:00PM
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Thats righ Habby, drink it up

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Reply #209 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 02:00PM
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I just got back and tuned in for the third. So, Souray's back eh? How are the guys playing?

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Reply #210 Wanyes bastard child November 15 2009, 02:00PM
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Rigger wrote:

Looks like pissypants found another channel to stream on.

Isn't that JS everytime Big Sex is on the ice?

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Reply #211 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 02:00PM
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@Rigger

Yeah it is. He posts on the myp2p forums.

Man Crystal Legerier or whatever is looking better and better!

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Reply #212 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:00PM
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Hey no problem everyone. You guys have helped me out in the past with links. Share and share alike!

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Reply #213 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 02:00PM
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Wanyes bastard child wrote:

Isn't that JS everytime Big Sex is on the ice?

I go by creamy pants.

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Reply #214 Travis Dakin November 15 2009, 02:01PM
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Rigger wrote:

No problems bras! Looks like those annoying chats at Jtv are good for something.

ha Bras... a girl... No problem....Boobs!

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Reply #215 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:01PM
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@Wanyes bastard child

LOL!

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Reply #216 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 02:02PM
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@jeanshorts

Man Crystal Legerier or whatever is looking better and better!

Just thinking the same thing. Damn...*looks over shoulder for wife*

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Reply #217 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:02PM
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@jeanshorts

I didn't wanna say, but I am jealous of her bouncy hair.

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Reply #218 Wanyes bastard child November 15 2009, 02:02PM
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@jeanshorts

Crystal for lead ice girl?

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Reply #219 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:03PM
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@Travis Dakin

You know it! A flower in a sea of thorns. LOL!

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Reply #220 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 02:03PM
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Rigger wrote:

I didn't wanna say, but I am jealous of her bouncy hair.

hair....bouncy.....sorry, what?

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Reply #221 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 02:04PM
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Rigger wrote:

I didn't wanna say, but I am jealous of her bouncy hair.

SHE HAS HAIR??????????

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Reply #222 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:05PM
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Well I can't very well say boobs you goons, seeing as I've got my own. LOL!

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Reply #223 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 02:07PM
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Man Cogliano is flying out there today. He's all over the ice. I like it.

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Reply #224 roughneck (team apathy) November 15 2009, 02:07PM
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cogs is flying today

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Reply #225 Travis Dakin November 15 2009, 02:07PM
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Rigger wrote:

Well I can't very well say boobs you goons, seeing as I've got my own. LOL!

funny, so do I....

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Reply #226 smalgoalie33 November 15 2009, 02:08PM
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Anyone else see Staios go down the tunnel with Lowe in tow?

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Reply #227 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 02:08PM
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Rigger wrote:

Well I can't very well say boobs you goons, seeing as I've got my own. LOL!

Are you saying you don't have hair?

http://www.falloutcentral.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/britney-spears-bald-400a030207.jpg

I knew it!

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Reply #228 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:09PM
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@Travis Dakin

*raises brow* Uh....b cups?

On a side note: Geno with the gemini winning questions to JDD. What's it like sitting and watching Khabbi being so awesome?

WTF? Poor JDD!

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Reply #229 Wanyes bastard child November 15 2009, 02:09PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

funny, so do I....

Man boobs?

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Reply #230 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:10PM
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@Librarian Mike

DAMMIT Mike! You and your librarian research skills! That's was a secret. I grew that all back, my pink wig has been retired.

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Reply #231 Travis Dakin November 15 2009, 02:10PM
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Wanyes bastard child wrote:

Man boobs?

I'm, getting older.....

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Reply #232 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:11PM
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@smalgoalie33

I did see that, hopefully it's nothing serious.

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Reply #233 Skidplate November 15 2009, 02:11PM
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skate problem appartently

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Reply #234 smalgoalie33 November 15 2009, 02:12PM
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Eff you Kozlov

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Reply #235 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 02:12PM
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Oh, come on!

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Reply #236 Travis Dakin November 15 2009, 02:12PM
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Rigger wrote:

I did see that, hopefully it's nothing serious.

I'm pretty sure that if Staios goes down for any reason you can classify it as serious.

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Reply #237 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 02:12PM
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Gilbert and Strudwick. Clearly our number 1 defense pair.

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Reply #238 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:12PM
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FACK! WTF is Gilbert good for?

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Reply #239 Travis Dakin November 15 2009, 02:12PM
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Except a skate problem...

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Reply #240 Milli November 15 2009, 02:13PM
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this is getting tiring.

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Reply #241 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:13PM
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@Travis Dakin

I'm actually surprised his face is so intact.

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Reply #242 Milli November 15 2009, 02:14PM
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are we really this bad of a hockey team?

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Reply #243 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 02:14PM
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Time for Dean Arsene to bring the mean!

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Reply #244 Jeremy November 15 2009, 02:15PM
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http://www.justin.tv/hockey_live

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Reply #245 Skidplate November 15 2009, 02:15PM
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Jeremy wrote:

http://www.justin.tv/hockey_live

little late to the party dude...

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Reply #246 Wanyes bastard child November 15 2009, 02:16PM
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Horcoff noooooo

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Reply #247 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:16PM
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Come on Big Sex, put one in!!!

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Reply #248 Rigger November 15 2009, 02:17PM
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I love how the ATL fans boo after every shot. WTF?

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Reply #249 jeanshorts November 15 2009, 02:17PM
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OHMYGOD!!!!! Instead of firing it at the net with a huge crowd in front and the goalie out of position, why not pass it cross ice to the point where an Atlanta player is wide open to intercept the pass. Great on ice awareness.

The simple things are absolutely killing this team.

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Reply #250 Librarian Mike November 15 2009, 02:17PM
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Rigger wrote:

Come on Big Sex, put one in!!!

*imagines Travis and Jeanshorts spitting up beer, giggling*

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