Dear Oilers

Wanye
April 01 2009 09:00AM

bench

Thanks.

- Wanye

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#1 Rob
April 01 2009, 09:04AM
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Nice one, now where is the rest of this thread???

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#2 Rob
April 01 2009, 09:05AM
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The expression on the crowds face behind Craig says it all I guess.

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#3 Zamboni Driver
April 01 2009, 09:14AM
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Dear Wanye,

I understand you were at the game last night. Look how sad you made our precious players, and our irreplaceable coach.

This is your fault. Unless you were sitting in the Golds - then we still like you.

Sincerely,

Patty L.

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#4 jeanshorts
April 01 2009, 09:14AM
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I almost drown in a puddle of my own tears last night. What a way to go that would have been.

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#5 Peter Pan
April 01 2009, 09:17AM
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Penner's ponch sponsored by "THE KEG"

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#6 caloilfan
April 01 2009, 09:24AM
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I think that pretty much sums it up, Wayne.

Has this team watched too many Rocky movies? Seems to me that they are trying to get the eye of the tiger...lets spot'em 3 goals and see what we can do.

Just disappointing...really disappointing

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#7 Charlie
April 01 2009, 09:41AM
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Thanks ROLI. You're a warrior.

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#8 Mike
April 01 2009, 09:44AM
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I think Wayne's post was originally longer than this, but it had to be censored and "Thanks" was all he could leave in.

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#9 shakey
April 01 2009, 09:58AM
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~Mac T and his party-doll smile will be missed~

Please God of All Hockey don't let his replacement be either of the angry bald dudes next to him.

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#10 Jonathan Willis
April 01 2009, 10:01AM
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shakey wrote:

Please God of All Hockey don’t let his replacement be either of the angry bald dudes next to him.

Granted! Instead you get - Kelly Buchburger!

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#11 shakey
April 01 2009, 10:02AM
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@ Jonathan Willis: Don't I get 2 more wishes?

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#12 Greg MC
April 01 2009, 10:03AM
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Jonathan Willis wrote:

Granted! Instead you get - Kelly Buchburger!

Not a chance!

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#13 David S
April 01 2009, 10:06AM
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MacT's caption for that pic:

"Dear Mr. Katz. It is with deepest regret that I offer my resig..."

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#14 Archaeologuy
April 01 2009, 10:06AM
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I saw MacT punch a kitten in the neck.

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#15 Robert...
April 01 2009, 10:11AM
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@ David S:

..and Penner's Caption

"mmm mcrib"

couldn't resist

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#16 The Towel Boy
April 01 2009, 10:13AM
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...still not mathematically eliminated...

Wasn't it in '06 they clinched a playoff spot in the 2nd last game of the season? Maybe my memories are wrong...but...just sayin.

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#17 mazola
April 01 2009, 10:14AM
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Why is Roli sitting to the right of MacT in the crowd?

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#18 shakey
April 01 2009, 10:19AM
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@ The Towel Boy:

Slowly...step away from the Kool-aid.

That's it...you're doing great big guy...a little further...

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#19 RT26
April 01 2009, 10:22AM
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I have to go with TowelBoy here, I can't give up hope until the season colcludes - or we get mathematically eliminated.

Come on Oil, you truly have nothing left to lose at this point. Retain some pride and go out fighting.

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#20 The Towel Boy
April 01 2009, 10:26AM
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@ shakey:

You leave my fanciful dreams of hope alone!!!

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#21 Poo Czar
April 01 2009, 10:28AM
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I'm still naive enough to think this pack of retards can somehow sneak in and destroy my wallet and liver with some playoffs.

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#22 RLH
April 01 2009, 10:30AM
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Think of it this way. Soccer season is just kicking (punny) off. Another sport to pin my hopes on just to have them dashed.

I still love you, Oilers.

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#23 jeanshorts
April 01 2009, 10:33AM
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mazola wrote:

Why is Roli sitting to the right of MacT in the crowd?

MacT's right, or picture right? Either way it works. And I like it.

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#24 shakey
April 01 2009, 10:35AM
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@ The Towel Boy:

Sorry man. Can I refill your glass?

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#25 BUCK75 - FMNF
April 01 2009, 10:36AM
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The Towel Boy wrote:

You leave my fanciful dreams of hope alone!!!

Sorry man - to run the table now would seem almost impossible. San Jose, LA & YVR & 2 against YYG. Forgive me if I don't share your optimism. They can win, but they need the guys in front of them to tank too.

They a single 4 game win streak at the start of the year. I would love to see it happen, but they don't seem to have either the balls or attention span to be able to do it.

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#26 onehitwonder
April 01 2009, 10:38AM
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Huddy's cup looks a little like Sam Gagner

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#27 Archaeologuy
April 01 2009, 10:43AM
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The girl staring at Brodziak looks like she's about to projectile vomit all over the glass.

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#28 Archaeologuy
April 01 2009, 10:44AM
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and the guy behind Huddy is staring at MacT's ass

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#29 Shifty203
April 01 2009, 10:52AM
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@ Archaeologuy: Archaeologuy wrote:

and the guy behind Huddy is staring at MacT’s ass

I think he is just sleeping.

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#30 Harlie Chuddy
April 01 2009, 11:04AM
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Selanne played very well last night. I'd like a vet like that on our team who hits, can score and can carry a play on his shoulders. He was buzzing all night. Where exactly was Hemsky??

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#31 I'm a Scientist!
April 01 2009, 11:07AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

How f**king dare anyone out there make fun of MacT after all he has been through!

He lost some games, he went through a bad patch. He had too many f**kin kids on the team.

His team turned out to be losers, a bunch of misfits, and now he's going through a playoff battle. All you people care about is… sports bets and making money off of him.

HE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that MacT is making all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.

He hasn’t performed on the ice in years. His line to the press is: “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!.

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS! LEAVE MacT ALONE!…Please.

Robin Brownlee talked about professionalism and said if MacT was a professional he would’ve pulled it off no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

Leave MacT Alone Please…. ! Leave MacT alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because he is not well right now.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

****Note: the views expressed above in no way represent the opinions of I'm a Scientist! or the rules that govern the great world of science.

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#32 Rob
April 01 2009, 11:10AM
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Poo Czar wrote:

I’m still naive enough to think this pack of retards can somehow sneak in and destroy my wallet and liver with some playoffs.

Last night I was still naive enough to think this pack of retards can somehow win a game with the pressure on high. Fooled again! Those pesky oilers get me everytime!

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#33 I'm a Scientist!
April 01 2009, 11:13AM
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*awaits moderation... he hopes, cause he really doesn't want to retype that*

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#34 David S
April 01 2009, 11:20AM
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Harlie Chuddy wrote:

Selanne played very well last night. I’d like a vet like that on our team who hits, can score and can carry a play on his shoulders. He was buzzing all night.

AND Neidermayer. AND Hiller.

We're so far from being a competitive team right now it's not even funny any more.

*sigh*

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#35 I'm a Scientist!
April 01 2009, 11:35AM
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I'm a Scientist! wrote:

*awaits moderation… he hopes, cause he really doesn’t want to retype that*

How do i know if i am being moderated? how long do i have to wait??? I have important science that needs to be done here and can't wait forever...oh wait, yes i can.

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#36 Mike Krushelnyski
April 01 2009, 11:36AM
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So who all went to the game last night? I hope you guys are really proud of yourselves for not cheering hard enough. Horcoff was all ready to bag himself a hat trick, but when he came out of the tunnel to that quiet crowd his poor little heart sank and he couldn't find the motivation. Thanks a lot, jerks.

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#37 Mike Krushelnyski
April 01 2009, 11:39AM
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RLH wrote:

Think of it this way. Soccer season is just kicking (punny) off. Another sport to pin my hopes on just to have them dashed. I still love you, Oilers.

Ugh, reduced to watching MLS? European leagues wrap up in May, so I guess it's go Blue Jays from here on out. Oh god that's depressing...

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#38 442Junkie
April 01 2009, 11:53AM
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Mike Krushelnyski wrote:

I guess it’s go Blue Jays from here on out. Oh god that’s depressing…

You really are a glutton for punishment aren't you? I'm no better, I'm a die hard Brewers fan. I just have a thing for the little teams that could.

I have tickets to Saturday and next Friday's games. Hopefully those games will still mean something...

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#39 Mike Krushelnyski
April 01 2009, 11:58AM
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@ 442Junkie:

Well I'm clinging to my last few months of supporting Manchester United for the season. I have to pull for one team that actually wins something.

The Brew Crew though? Man, that takes dedication!

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#40 442Junkie
April 01 2009, 12:00PM
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Hey Horcoff! Why the long face?

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#41 roughneck
April 01 2009, 12:02PM
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Mike Krushelnyski wrote:

So who all went to the game last night? I hope you guys are really proud of yourselves for not cheering hard enough. Horcoff was all ready to bag himself a hat trick, but when he came out of the tunnel to that quiet crowd his poor little heart sank and he couldn’t find the motivation. Thanks a lot, jerks.

sorry..... I was somewhat morose about the switch of coat check girls and couldnt seem to get past that. . Ill try really really really hard next time coach.

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#42 Rusty Shackleford
April 01 2009, 12:02PM
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So I obviously got hammered last night, and was able to con one of my sober buddies into driving me for some wonderful drive-thru eats... On the way to get the food, I got to hear the whole stick measure thing on the radio. Screaming profanities - as we've all seen MacT try this stupid game before. Wasn't he the last coach to try that? - right as they announced the call being a penalty against the Oilers, my buddy hit one of our massive wonderful Edmonton potholes... and did some serious damage (which I'm sure I'll hear about today seeing as my drunk ass wanted food) rim bent, tire toast, and I'm sure the front right side isn't too happy in general.

Point being, when it rains it pours. The Oilers gave us a nice tease, followed by a vicious sacking, then the city decides to make my night even better with our other problem in town. No headache today at least :) Take em where I can get em lately

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#43 Ender the Dragon
April 01 2009, 12:06PM
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I'm officially done watching Oilers hockey this season. Don't get me wrong; I'm still a fan. No bandwagon hopping here. It's just . . .

You know the generic slasher-film scene where the heroine is strapped to table or something and the whirling sawblade is descending; it doesn't take a genius to know what's going to happen next. There are two kinds of people in this world; those who watch riveted, hoping to see the chunks of flesh fly and the agonized look on her face. And then there are the human beings who look away, in case the director left his humanity in his other suit when he filmed the scene.

I can't watch the last few games. It hurts too much to see them twitch helplessly as the end comes for them. I can only look away and pray that vengeance is coming from some quarter this off-season.

R.I.P., Oilers. I'll miss you.

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#44 Harlie Chuddy
April 01 2009, 12:07PM
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@ Rusty Shackleford:

wow you got lucky the cuz usually the next day headaches are bad enough that I want to die! And yeah I thought the same thing as soon as the stick measurement call was being made that we were the last guys to try that cheap play in recent memory. What a joke. Whoever gave them the intel to do the stick measurement should have their eyes checked. Or at the very least maybe use some Bushnell binoculars next time instead of some cheap oiler logo'd kids toy binoculars that can be found at the discount bin at every Rexall store.

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#45 Coach Cuddles Ford
April 01 2009, 12:13PM
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You can do it Oilers. Yes You Can!

**shoots Harry the Hog in the head and all the other YTV geeks**

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#46 442Junkie
April 01 2009, 12:19PM
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Mike Krushelnyski wrote:

The Brew Crew though? Man, that takes dedication!

Yup since '91. It was a long hard road after '92 (sound familiar?). Last year for the Brewers was almost like '06 for the Oilers. Now it's back to hoping they can at least finish over .500. Wow, that is really familiar...

*fights back a tear, not going to let 'em see me cry*

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#47 Archaeologuy
April 01 2009, 12:24PM
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@ I'm a Scientist!: Well played I'm a Scientist!, well played. You've convinced me. I think that guy from the video had a higher Ch value than the coach last night.

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#48 5Cups without another in sight
April 01 2009, 12:31PM
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if you want to feel better you tube the Linus Omark goal from yesterday and then imagine him being 6 inches taller and 40lbs heavier.

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#49 Mike Krushelnyski
April 01 2009, 12:58PM
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@ 442Junkie:

You never know with the NL Central, .500 could be good enough. Now if the Jays can find a way past two teams that equal the rest of the league combined in payroll I'd be impressed.

Oh yeah and FMNF, FLNF or something else Oiler-related

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#50 I'm a Scientist!
April 01 2009, 01:10PM
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@ Archaeologuy: The Gr factor was prettttttty big last night after the failed illegal stick schmozzle. However, my Ch level DID increase exponentially when the Zach Attack was implemented. The confounding forces resulted in a Ch/Gr ratio of 1.

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