Gregor on the road I: This flight tonight

Jason Gregor
June 25 2009 10:26PM

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Like a school boy anticipating his “first time” at post grad, I’m pretty stoked to be going to Montreal. A big shout out to loyal Nation reader Shaun Hunter, who hooked us up with some WestJet buddy passes to save us some bucks and donate more to the Stollery. Good work Shaun!

I check in at the counter and Michael, the ticket agent, recognizes me from the Global story on Wednesday. No BS; he says what a great story and then gives me a prime aisle seat at the front. These WestJet guys are sweet.

If the start of my trip is any indication of what I should expect I’m stoked. I’m flown lots the last few years with the Rush and for holidays, and I’ve never been picked out to get the “pat down”, until today.

Rob, a former army guy in his 60s, walks up to me as my bags are running through the scanner and informs me I’m the chosen one. I’m no Neo, but I’m no druggy so I’m not worried.

As Rob is doing the “pat down” I decide some idle banter might make it more comfortable as he pats me down and has to slide his fingers inside my belt.

“You ever find anything on people?” I ask.

“I haven’t yet, but a lady was patting down this girl once. She was wearing baggy army pants and when she patted down her legs she found a little case taped to her leg,” says Rob.

At this point I’m thinking drugs or something sassy.

"Turns out that in the little case she had two gerbils. She didn’t want to pay the animal freight charge."

I was stunned, what kind of cheap ass do you have to be not to pay the freight of two gerbils. And better yet, why are you traveling with them? If she really didn’t want to get caught she could have hid them in a safer area, and pretended she was related to Richard Gere.

Rob was a classic and was a professional as a guy can be when he is patting down a stranger.

The only thing worse than trying to smuggle on two gerbils is lining up at Timmy’s and not having a donut. I used to eat them all the time. I love donuts. Not having one at Timmy’s is like going to the bar and drinking water, or going outside in the winter just so you can talk to your fellow smokers. It’s lame.

I cut out donuts about a year ago, but this temptation is a true test as I drool all over the counter checking out the Boston Cream... I settle for a water and club sandwich. Weak.

Damn... Flight just got delayed, but only 30 minutes, which is just long enough to hoof it across the airport and have a pint.

I miss donuts, but there is nothing finer than that first pint of the day. I guess we’ll have to have a few on the flight, and watch the movie. Talk to you in Montreal!


What a flight. I’m watching TV, I love that on WestJet you get your own TV, and I see the King of Pop has died. I know he became plastic in the end, but from his Jackson Five days to the 90s he was a machine. I watched Thriller, Beat It and Billie Jean on MuchMusic. Love him or hate him, he was damn talented.

I then watched the NBA draft, and what a snore fest it was. I just couldn’t get into it, but there was a hockey reference.

Spanish teenager Ricky Rubio went 5th to the Minnesota Timberwolves and the 18-year-old was compared to Wayne Gretzky. They said he had vision and the ability to see that play before it happened, and then they showed some highlights and this kid has great passing skills. Hopefully he brings that to the NBA. Of course he won’t dominate his sport like Gretzky did, but to get a reference to him means something.

  • Ran into Ray Ferraro in the airport. He and his wife and young son are here because their eldest son, Landon, is projected to be a late first rounder tomorrow. Ray isn’t working for TSN. They asked about putting a mic on him and Landon, but he thought it would be too much, just in case he drops. Smart dad. I think we forget that some of these kids are 18 or even still 17 and that would be hard to stomach if you were projected to go 20th and then dropped to the second round. Either way it will be a big day for the Ferraros.
  • Nothing to the Tootoo for Nilsson rumour right now. Nashville would want more in return, and they aren’t that interested in moving a player like Tootoo. Good contract and a guy that is hard to play against.
  • I’m going to meet an agent for a bevy and hopefully find out a few things.

It’s time to do the Nation proud and check out Crescent Street. I’ll be at the Bell Centre around 11 or 12 EST so I’ll update then.

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One of Canada's most versatile sports personalities. Jason hosts The Jason Gregor Show, weekdays from 2 to 6 p.m., on TSN 1260, and he writes a column every Monday in the Edmonton Journal. You can follow him on Twitter at twitter.com/JasonGregor
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#1 Charlie
June 25 2009, 10:28PM
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Ha. nice pic.

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#2 jeanshorts
June 25 2009, 10:38PM
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I'm pretty sure Gregor's catching a mad case of pink eye at Club Super Sex as we speak.

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#3 freeze
June 25 2009, 10:44PM
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nice. Have a great time Jason!!

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#4 Mbam99
June 25 2009, 10:44PM
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Come on Gregor......we want more rumors.

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#5 OpenAir
June 25 2009, 10:49PM
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Hopefully we'll get more info than this.

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#6 Boondock
June 25 2009, 10:54PM
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OpenAir wrote:

Hopefully we’ll get more info than this.

Yeah, I can't believe Tambellini wasn't waiting for him at the airport to give him a rundown on everything he's talked about.

What are you guys, 11? Give the man some time to work.

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#7 Mbam99
June 25 2009, 10:55PM
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Just having some fun boondock. Relax.

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#8 toprightcorner
June 25 2009, 10:59PM
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I am curious to what Minny is offering for Heatly that makes them the rumoured front runners? I don't see them having much of the type of players they need without decimating their team. They do not have much depth at any position that they could afford to lose.

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#9 Jamie
June 25 2009, 11:00PM
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I have to admit, I thought that picture was Morley Scott at first.

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#10 Shanye Gretz
June 25 2009, 11:04PM
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As a proud donater to this horrible train wreck, I'd like to thank WestJet for helping increase our donation to the Stollery. Right on!

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#11 Porter
June 25 2009, 11:37PM
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Hi Gregor...

Please pass the following message on to Steve Tambellini (courtesy of Sun Tzu):

“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”

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#12 West Coast Oil
June 25 2009, 11:40PM
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I am just hoping Gregor doesn't get so loaded tonight that he sleeps through the draft tomorrow! Perhaps he will make it in to the draft and still reek of booze.. now that would be AWESOME!! Especially if he is wearing an Oiler's Nation shirt!! I can picture it now a red eyed slurring Gregor sticking a microphone in Burkes face asking him why he can't just make up with KLowe and be best buddies again...

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#13 Ender the Dragon
June 25 2009, 11:46PM
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Nice work, Jason. You're a real trooper to even give the play-by-play of the flight out. Can't wait to get past the appetizers and dig into the main course tomorrow!

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#14 Andy
June 25 2009, 11:53PM
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Jamie wrote:

I have to admit, I thought that picture was Morley Scott at first.

They don't look even close. That is an awful comparison.

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#15 Ogden Brother
June 26 2009, 12:05AM
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toprightcorner wrote:

I am curious to what Minny is offering for Heatly that makes them the rumoured front runners? I don’t see them having much of the type of players they need without decimating their team. They do not have much depth at any position that they could afford to lose.

Burns+PMB?

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#16 David S
June 26 2009, 12:07AM
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Thanks Jason! Do us proud!

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#17 B-Rad
June 26 2009, 12:28AM
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RIP to an oiler fan. Died in the Alberta oil patch. Crushed by over 100lbs of concrete. 23, 2 kids, married three months ago. both kids under 2. lets, win it for him.....RIKKI BYMAN.

GO OILERS.

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#18 jason Gregor
June 26 2009, 12:33AM
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No chance did that as a rookie reporter in 2002 covering Grey Cup. Already set alarm and wake up call! I'll be there and with lots of scope hopefully smelling fresh!

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#19 Mowzie
June 26 2009, 05:03AM
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toprightcorner wrote:

I am curious to what Minny is offering for Heatly that makes them the rumoured front runners? I don’t see them having much of the type of players they need without decimating their team. They do not have much depth at any position that they could afford to lose.

They could always trade negotiating rights to Marian Gaborik, if Murray can get permission to talk to his agent, that would be a significant piece right there.

Maybe Mikko Koivu goes to Ottawa, then they sign Saku. Then TO drafts Braydon and all of a sudden every eastern Canadian Team has brothers.

Schenn/Koivu/Kotsitsyn

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#20 Chester Copperpot
June 26 2009, 05:22AM
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Mowzie wrote:

toprightcorner wrote: I am curious to what Minny is offering for Heatly that makes them the rumoured front runners? I don’t see them having much of the type of players they need without decimating their team. They do not have much depth at any position that they could afford to lose. They could always trade negotiating rights to Marian Gaborik, if Murray can get permission to talk to his agent, that would be a significant piece right there. Maybe Mikko Koivu goes to Ottawa, then they sign Saku. Then TO drafts Braydon and all of a sudden every eastern Canadian Team has brothers. Schenn/Koivu/Kotsitsyn

Out west you would have: Sedins, Sutters & Lowes.

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#21 RossCreek
June 26 2009, 05:48AM
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RE: Minny/Heatley. 1 I heard was James Sheppard, Cal Clutterbuck & Tyler Cuma. Forget where. The thinking being Ottawa adds young, cheap players as added depth then has cap space for a Cammalleri or someone. Doesn't seem like enough though. PM Bouchard or the 12th could be in play. Also heard the Wild are interested in former Golden Gopher Phil Kessel.

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#22 RossCreek
June 26 2009, 06:01AM
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Atlanta to move 4th overall to T.O. in Kaberle deal? Kaberle-Cam Barker deal? Giguere to be moved?

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#23 Lofty
June 26 2009, 06:14AM
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Gregor,

Promise that if the Oil take another 5'9 forward that you will drop a deuce on the oils draft table?

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#24 HollaHollaHo'sFoADolla
June 26 2009, 06:36AM
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All you five in the morning guys are crazy, to hell with coffey. I gotta work in 10 minutes and im just gonna drive faster.

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#25 Lofty
June 26 2009, 07:15AM
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HollaHollaHo'sFoADolla wrote:

All you five in the morning guys are crazy, to hell with coffey. I gotta work in 10 minutes and im just gonna drive faster.

I live in Augusta, GA. I role on EST. Damn Oil games dont start here till 9pm usualy. Most of the time im 15 girly beers into my $16.00 case of 30.

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#26 Wanye Gretz
June 26 2009, 08:38AM
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Shanye Gretz wrote:

#10 Shanye Gretz June 25 2009, 11:04 pm. As a proud donater to this horrible train wreck, I’d like to thank WestJet for helping increase our donation to the Stollery. Right on!

You seem familiar to me somehow. Did we meet at the Gretz family reunion in Two Hills last year? Yes, I remember you now.

Welcome Cousin Shanye!

*calls Grandma Gretz to tell her the good news*

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#27 Shanye Gretz
June 26 2009, 10:44AM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

Yes we did meet at the Gretz family reunion in Two Hills last year. You probably remember the awkward silence when we realized how we were the same age, looked exactly the same and remember how both our Mom's were single, drunk and in their rebellious stage during that one family reunion many years ago...

Please send Grandma Gretz my best!

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