Wanye picks his star

Wanye
September 14 2009 02:23PM

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Today is a most glorious day – a day we uphold one of the most beloved traditions in the OilersNation. No today is not the day we collectively turn on some drive by commenter and cause him to run back to the Jonas Brothers forum. Today is 2009-2010 Star Picking Day©. So let's gather round the Star picking tree and have ourselves a think shall we?

Picking a Star – and later a goat – for the season has been a long standing tradition with our crew of pirates. For the duration of the season if your Star does something mad decent – lights the lamp at a key point in a game for instance – you get to bask in the glow of the Star as he is “your guy.” Should your Star go stone cold – or get traded as was the case last year when we picked Erik Cole – you are forced to sit quietly in the corner, speaking only when spoken to as you wait for the regular season to end.

Picking a star is a tricky business that requires a great deal of thinking. Anyone can pick Ales Hemsky and be reasonably assured that they will look quasi intelligent throughout the whole season. But be like our buddy Lee in the 2006 Season who famously picked Fernando Pisani as his playoff Star – and your genius will be praised from the highest tower for years to come.

We have basically the worst luck picking stars. Not only did we pick Cole last year, we also picked Ryan Smyth the year he was traded, Chris Pronger the year he left town due to family reasons and Eric Fichaud so many years back on the hunch “he could make it as a starter in the NHL.” On that note of taking needless risks, we have deliberated the options before us, crushed a few dozen BLs over the weekend, and decided on our Star this year. Give ours a read and then go on record with your own Star for the season.

2009-2010 Star

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This year took a little bit of soul searching, but we believe we have come up with an unlikely but deserving pick this year: Mike Comrie.

Yep, that’s right. The very same Mike Comrie we have taken delight in booing these past 6 years. There are many folks around town that are of the mind that Comrie is a spoiled brat, a silk suit wearing dandy, a non-Oiler type more interested in dating celebrities than putting the biscuit in the basket. These same people might tell you that signing Comrie to a one year deal is akin to tendering an offer sheet to Lord Satan himself, except that Satan (as we all know) is eleven feet tall and could probably be of more use than another diminutive forward on a team that is already microscopically small.

Be that as it may, we just can’t help but think that if we were Mike Comrie, we would have stayed far, far away from the City of Champions. A City that had not only turned its back on a guy who had seemingly done the same to us, but one that has seemingly had its fill of his family as well.

Instead he has done the impossible and returned to E-town and is shopping for a house as we speak. This takes some serious stones and we for one are impressed by this.

Yukon Jack, host of local radio and an all around funny guy had a take on Comrie returning to Oiler silks a few weeks back:

“Faced with the very real prospect of one of the most hated ex-Oilers in history returning to the team, I'm a little torn. Mike Comrie could show up at Rexall in 29 different sweaters and I'd go home hoarse from three periods of chirps regarding La-Z-Boys, Jay Leno jaw lines and Hilary Duff's cankles. But if he's in Copper 'n' Blue silks, then what? I'm not just booing a spoiled little turn- coat, I'm booing my favourite hockey team, and I don't do that, ever. I feel like my buddy broke up with his two-timing ex-girlfriend and I told him he's better off without her and what trash she was and that I never liked her anyways and that she really needed to do something about her moustache, and then he got back together with her. Awkward. What will I do if Mike Comrie once again dons the jersey he doesn't even deserve to wash, never mind wear? I don't know. “

We would like to throw out a suggestion to all of the fans facing a similar dilemma.

Cheer

 

Cheer like this guy does. Cheer on a guy who may have had limited options but could have gone elsewhere, yet he chose to come home. Cheer on a guy that may throw up a front similar to most Pro Athletes, speaking about playing hard, skating to the net etc but has to be mildly concerned at the reception he faces throughout the year.

Edmonton has been plagued with players giving us the collective Royal Screw Job. Turning down offer sheets, signing 5 year deals and bouncing after year one, or refusing to come altogether though Edmonton was most definitely on his list of destinations. This has become all too familiar around these parts and we stand in the front of the line to boo these idiots off of RX1 ice each and every time they visit our grand City.

But returning to face the angry hordes? Faced with the very real prospect of missing the playoffs for a fourth year in a row? That takes some balls. Balls that we can applaud.

Yep, Comrie you are our Star for 2009-2010. You have our full and undivided attention and when we take our seat in Section 315, Row 96 Seat 1 on opening night, we will put our money where our mouth is and cheer you onto the ice.

Tomorrow: Picking the Goat.

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#101 cfdchap
September 14 2009, 08:15PM
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Star: O'Sullivan

This is going to be a great year for him.

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#102 J.L.
September 14 2009, 08:31PM
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Did anyone else eat ProStars when they were little?

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#103 patty
September 14 2009, 08:52PM
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Star: Smid

He will be nasty and may even get upwards of 2 goals this year. Might as well give him the Molson Cup now.

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#104 J.L.
September 14 2009, 08:56PM
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Star: O'Sullivan Dark Horse: Nilsson Goat: Staios

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#105 J.L.
September 14 2009, 08:58PM
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I think there will be some kind of Mighty Ducks moment if the Oilers ever win the Stanley Cup. "You did it son" - Mr. O'Sullivan

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#106 S.I.
September 14 2009, 09:45PM
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Definately penner for the star Big man has talent, if the ambition is there look out.

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#107 c33
September 14 2009, 09:46PM
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My pick is O'Sullivan.....he is going to fit in nicely on the left habd side, and has a great shot!

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#108 c33
September 14 2009, 09:48PM
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LOVED the cotton eyed joe dude....we need some more life at Rexall.

@ Steve from Yellowstone:

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#109 douggy
September 14 2009, 10:11PM
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STAR: Penner DARKHORSE: Brule GOAT: Comrie

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#110 Pigsofa
September 14 2009, 10:28PM
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Star is going to be Mr. JF Jaques Goat: Patty O

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#111 ronaldo
September 14 2009, 10:38PM
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c33 wrote: "LOVED the cotton eyed joe dude"

So you're the one.

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#112 jayoilfan
September 14 2009, 10:45PM
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look out folks, the real star is going to ne mr stortini. yep he is going to learn how to score on the 4th line. I predict at least 15 from him this year. He is going to make the 4th line a feared force in these here parts.

That being said it could all go in the crapper, so it is better to have bet then lost then to never have bet at all. or is it love... hmm have to re think that one. Anyway Zack has totally impressed me the last two years and I think he getting better.

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#113 jayoilfan
September 14 2009, 10:50PM
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Oh yeah, I was a pro-stars muncher too, I even remember the cartoon with Gretzky, Jordan and was it Bo jackson?

Good times, my friends, good times. ahhh childhood was so innocent, and the Oilers were a force of nature back then, winning was a way of life.

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#114 Oilchange45
September 14 2009, 10:51PM
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Also on the O'Sullivan band wagon. Think Penner may also excel with new coach. Obviously an optimistic fan before the season starts.

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#115 Heatly
September 14 2009, 11:25PM
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Star: Penner Goat: Heatley in San Jose(He will break a bone after 15 games)

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#116 Dustin T
September 15 2009, 02:16AM
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Star: Penner Dark Horse: Stortini Goat: Staios (sorry bud)

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#117 Wreckage
September 15 2009, 04:37AM
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Star - Gilby

Goat - Horcs. I think his ears actually got a little bigger this off season and thus created more resistance and won't be able to keep up with the rest of the first line.

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#118 Milli
September 15 2009, 08:42AM
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I had a tough time deciding. I was thinking Penner, but I picked him last year, and swore to never curse him again. Cogilano, now, I really wanted to pick him, but, what if he plays on the third line, so nope. Comrie, well, wayne picked him, poor guy, but, I do think he is gonna light it up. MY PICK, SAM FREAKIN GAGNER!!!!!

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#119 BingBong
September 15 2009, 09:25AM
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My pick is lil' Bobby Nilsson. The guys got MAD skills...it's time for him to show up.

Seeing as the Bulin Wall can't play more than 60 games, my pick for Goat is Deslauriers. This is the year we'll finally see the proof that he's NOT an NHL goalie.

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#120 Reggie
September 15 2009, 09:29AM
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Star: O'Sullivan

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#121 I'm a Scientist!
September 15 2009, 09:43AM
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*walks up to the SuperComputer and punches in a complex series of equations then steps back as lights blink, gears grind and the machine starts to jump and buck wildly...soon it settles down, and with a simple bing it spits out a piece of paper that reads: *

The star of the Oilers 2009-10 season will be Theo Fleury...

What the... this damn SuperComputer sucks...they get outdated so quickly!

*throws a jeanshorts potted plant at it*

Going out on a limb here and saying Star is Stortini. He learned to fight this summer from Georges, AND he had some point getting potential at the end of last year... put him on the first line!!!

*re-thinks the whole speaking-without-support-from-the-SuperComputer thing*

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#122 Dr. Unk
September 15 2009, 10:03AM
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Star: Cogs - He's a Todd Marchant without the hands of stone. And I'm still a little bit in love with him after the three consecutive OT winners.

Goat: Schremp - He'll get picked up off waivers and light it up elsewhere (the Island maybe?) and we'll look like tools because of it. oh, and we'll boo him everytime he touches the puck when he's back here.

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#123 Travis Dakin
September 15 2009, 10:25AM
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Dr. Unk wrote:

and we’ll boo him everytime he touches the puck when he’s back here.

Why?

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#124 toprightcorner
September 15 2009, 12:32PM
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It is tough as we have not idea of the potential lines. I am picking my star based on exceeding expectations

Star - Nilsson - 22G 39A - 61 pts - he will play second line with Penner and Gags

Goat - Comrie - only because I think he will play mostly on the third line with Cogs and take up more of Horcs PK time and will get 45 points which for him will be lower than expected.

Sully could be the star, but playing with Hemmer, big things will be expected so less of a star. Horc will get up to 70 points, but thats what we expect, not a star. Penner could get to 30 goals, but since it was expected, people will say thats what he should have done the past two years. Nilsson is in tough to make the team an most have written him off already. You come back from that and produce and become consisten, star for sure!

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#125 Dr. Unk
September 15 2009, 02:44PM
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@ Travis

Why boo Schremp? Because he'll be lighting it up in different colors. The Oiler Fan will bo him because his never broke into the league and lit it up for us.

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#126 rubbertrout
September 16 2009, 01:49PM
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jeff wrote:

@ rubbertrout: I’d be interested to see as Malhotra was the main defensvie center in CBJ. It would have to be pretty close although Peca would’ve taken some time away from Malhotra.

I'm a little late with this but Malhotra was +50 on defensive over offensive zone draws (see JW's blog at the Score). According to Copper and Blue which has Vic Ferrari's numbers for Horcoff he was +89. That's nearly 40 more defensive zone draws. Point, game set and match. your witness sir.

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#127 danomyte15
September 17 2009, 09:37AM
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Patty-O is my star Staios is the goat

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#128 Life over the last few weeks, Vol. 1 « pseudo psyence
September 19 2009, 07:44AM
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[...] underway, and in typical OilersNation fashion, one of our writers Wanye Gretz has selected his star and his goat for the year. Who will yours be? (I went with Khabibulin as my star and Staios as my [...]

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#129 2009-10 Oilers Goats and Stars - OilersNation.com
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[...] Gregor, Jonathan Willis, Amber McCormick, bingofuel, and Wanye Gretz (who has already picked his star and his goat), have submitted their goats and stars for the 2009-10 Oilers hockey season. Who will [...]

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