GDB LVIV: JERKIN KINGS

Wanye
February 11 2010 03:24PM

Ah the LA Kings. We consistently look at your roster and laugh heartily at how crappy it seems on paper. Year after year, we consider you among the bottom feeders of the Western Conference unable to pose a threat to anyone but yourselves. Mind you, we also consider the Oil firmly in the 7th to 9th position year on year. History will show that we couldn’t have been more wrong this season on both counts. You stupid Jerks. We hate you LA. You have no business being this good.

Enter tonight’s game between the 15th place (and somehow falling) Edmonton Oilers and the unbelievably 5th place Kings. We haven’t looked at the standings in so long that we were honestly surprised to note today that Winnipeg doesn’t have a team anymore. That’s just how we are rollin’ round here these days at the bottom of the league.

But back to the never respected Kings.

THEM NEVER RESPECKTED KINGZ

How’s it going down there in LA? Awesome? Cause here, not so much. What’s that? You just dropped your first game after winning nine games in a row? Fantastic! We have crapped the bed 11 times in a row on the road with no end in sight. Who is sniping for you left and right? Ryan Smyth? Oh great! We have a vague recollection of him plying his ice hockey trade round these parts once upon a time.

But now we have Patrick O’Sullivan and as you know first hand how he is just 12 kinds of awesome. How are you doing Jarret “we ran you out of town on the first thing smoking a couple years back” Stoll? 12 goals, 35 points in 50 games? Wonderous! What we wouldn’t give for one of you taking the draws right now.

What kind of special brand of hell are we living in right now again?

Oh yeah, dead last in the NHL and having lost 11 in a row on the road kind of hell. That kind.

In a week we will be cheering for you Drew Doughty. But not yet, not today. For today, we hope you go stone cold and can’t hit the broadside of a barn. The rest of you Kings too for that matter, because it is going to take an act of Gods for the Oil to win another game this millennium.

It would be nice though if they would just win one.

*tear*

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#101 Shaun Doe
February 11 2010, 11:33PM
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Gh-gh-ost ride?

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#102 David S
February 11 2010, 11:33PM
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WOOOOOooOOOOoooooOOOoooo!!!!!

Suck it Poo Czar! Ha Ha!

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#103 BUCK75
February 11 2010, 11:35PM
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INTENSE! Glad I stayed up to watch 10 rounds of shooters. Must be one of the longest in Oilers history. Cogliano must be almost done here, stapled to the bench.in the shoot out.

Katz making news on SNET (courtesy of 1260).

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#104 Peter
February 11 2010, 11:36PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

INTENSE! Glad I stayed up to watch 10 rounds of shooters. Must be one of the longest in Oilers history. Cogliano must be almost done here, stapled to the bench.in the shoot out.

Katz making news on SNET (courtesy of 1260).

I noticed the TEAM 1260 as well...too funny. I bet little Millhouse cried when he saw that. The guy seems like a "Ed hardy" to me...wannabe

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#105 smiliegirl15
February 11 2010, 11:39PM
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The comment on Sportsnet was that Katz said Tambellini was safe...does that mean his ticket's been punched and he's soon going to be on his way out of town???

Louie DeBrusk seriously needs a haircut or a mirror. Then again he may just need a good friend!

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#106 Jason Gregor
February 11 2010, 11:41PM
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Brule and Penner both scored their first career shoot out goals tonight. Prior to this game they were both 0 for 5 in their careers. Horcoff is now 8 for 12 in his career, the best percentage of any player who has taken more than ten shots.

How can he shoot that well in the shoot out, but during a game at times it doesn't look like he could break a pane of glass???

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#107 easymoney
February 11 2010, 11:46PM
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LUBO LUBO LUBO

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#108 DonDon
February 11 2010, 11:53PM
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If Katz is serious in his statement that Tambologne is fully in charge of the future of the Oil, we're doomed! Perpetual cap purgatory. Endless small forwards weak on the puck. Offensive D-men that can't get the puck out of their own zone. An old, overpaid goaltender that is always injured. Losers on faceoffs. Veterans that are long past their due date. Endless losses. Last place. God help us poor souls.

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#109 dragon
February 12 2010, 12:59AM
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DonDon wrote:

If Katz is serious in his statement that Tambologne is fully in charge of the future of the Oil, we're doomed! Perpetual cap purgatory. Endless small forwards weak on the puck. Offensive D-men that can't get the puck out of their own zone. An old, overpaid goaltender that is always injured. Losers on faceoffs. Veterans that are long past their due date. Endless losses. Last place. God help us poor souls.

the way i read it:

'Tamby has full control, he better do something! i also heard opportunistic and draft'

not too bad. good to finally hear something from somebody....

oilers forever!

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#110 Wanyes bastard child
February 12 2010, 02:21AM
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Jason Gregor wrote:

Brule and Penner both scored their first career shoot out goals tonight. Prior to this game they were both 0 for 5 in their careers. Horcoff is now 8 for 12 in his career, the best percentage of any player who has taken more than ten shots.

How can he shoot that well in the shoot out, but during a game at times it doesn't look like he could break a pane of glass???

~Because we pay him 7 mil a season to be a shootout stud~

And yeah yeah yeah I know its 5.5.. hence the squiggly...

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#111 olderthendirt
February 12 2010, 07:02AM
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Wow they looked like an NHL team tonight. At times I think JDD may be an NHL goalie, this was one of them. Horoff is playing like a 3.5m cap hit player, big improvement. Thank heavens management isn't listening to those who want a trade any trade (see Calgary). A top 2 pick is in sight. If something is good is offered by March 3rd grab, or wait til summer and clean house carefully. Realy miss Gagner, I believe he is their best player at this time.

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#112 MattL
February 12 2010, 08:25AM
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Just can't stop jerkin'. Must be addicted.

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