D-DAY

Wanye
June 25 2010 01:26PM

"What is June 25, 2010 in Edmonton Alex?"

OMG OMG OMG OMG. Sweet tapdancing Justin Bieber. The day has finally arrived.

We haven't been this excited about two 18 year old boys since our Navy Destroyer made port in San Francisco circa 1965*

Scratch that, the last time we were excited we were at this house party:

Scratch that, the last time we were excited was when we wore our favorite grey shirt and cheersed these massive beers with our friend who loved his red shirt.

Scratch that. We haven't been this excited in a long while.

94% BALLING OUT OF CONTROL

As we all sit here in the summer sun waiting for the big selection, its hilarious to try and imagine how the two Super Studs are feeling right now. Imagine being 18, having hordes of media recording your every move and being within a week of being a multi millionaire and an NHL player.

Oh yeah, you are also in LA and are probably on the verge of a notch brigade that will still be discussed in hushed tones 100 years from now.

Get it all out of your system before you report to camp soon to be Prince of Edmonton. You will be beloved for exactly 10 seconds into your first shift of preseason hockey.

PINT PARTY

 

Does a 27 degree Friday afternoon make you thirsty? Want to see us go crazy if the Oilers draft Hall, rip all the pictures off the wall at the Pint and be found later bawling in front of the Mucho Burrito across the street? Want to fight us at midnight when we violently disagree that the Oilers should have picked the other guy?

Come to the Pint Draft Party then Nation. We are rolling in at 4 PM and we are rolling out at 3 AM** or when we are thrown out the back door, whichever comes first.

WHAT YOU GON DO?

C'mon Tambo, please pick Seguin. Do it for your ol' pal Wanye***

*Not actual story

** Actual story

*** Not actual pal

**** Squee

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#1 Hemmertime
June 25 2010, 01:27PM
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Best questionably underage ice-girls yet. First

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#2 DJ Dynasty Handbag
June 25 2010, 01:28PM
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ballsy FIST!

SQUEEE!!

*hangs head in shame* not FIST, but still ballsy.

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#4 Archaeologuy
June 25 2010, 01:35PM
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Wanye wrote:

Nonsense. There is a box of Coronas in the background of that picture. Underage kids can't buy beer.

*learns new trick for telling if attractive young ladies are the age of legal consent

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#5 Travis Dakin
June 25 2010, 01:56PM
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I wish I could make the draft party! I'm so friggin pumped up right now!!!!

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#6 Travis Dakin
June 25 2010, 01:57PM
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Oops.

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#7 danjo1
June 25 2010, 02:03PM
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Wanye!! I'm gonna be there!! Today is my last day at my downtown job, and it coincides nicely with the draft. Cheers!!!

PS:

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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#8 Wanyes bastard child
June 25 2010, 02:32PM
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SQUUUEEEEE

I'll be the guy in the oilers jersey at the pint :P

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#9 SirFozz
June 25 2010, 02:51PM
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To kill some time I thought I'd share a joke.

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

And furthermore...ballsy!

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#10 dallylamma
June 25 2010, 02:59PM
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I would tongue-punch that blonde chicks fartbox.

that is all.

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#11 Max Powers - Team HME Evans
June 25 2010, 03:14PM
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dallylamma wrote:

I would tongue-punch that blonde chicks fartbox.

that is all.

Nice.

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#13 Amber McCormick
June 25 2010, 05:25PM
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Might have to walk the 2 blocks and witness the squeeness.

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#14 Woodguy
July 03 2010, 10:05PM
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[QUOTE]TEST[/QUOTE]

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