Update: Brownlee Wiki & Do you see what I see, edition X

Jason Gregor
July 02 2010 02:01PM

DALLAS - APRIL 02: Defenseman Jason Strudwick #43 of the Edmonton Oilers at American Airlines Center on April 2, 2010 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

The Oilers continue to beef up their blueline, have yet to land a bottom six forward, just signed Steve MacIntyre and are willing to give Sheldon Souray away for nothing.

The Oilers re-signed Jason Strudwick to a one-year deal, and they also signed D-man, Richard Petiot to a one-year deal. Petiot played in Rockford last year, the Blackhawks farm team and tallied eight goals and 37 points in 80 games. He is 6'4" adn 210 pounds and will be a depth D-man in case of injuries and should play in Oklahoma City.

They just announced that they are bringing back the Smack, by signing Steve MacIntyre to a one-year deal. MacIntyre gives them the toughness they want, but they still need a 3rd liner in my opinion.

The big news of the day is the Oilers are desperately trying to get rid of Sheldon Souray, and put him on waivers today hoping that will generate some interest from the other 29 teams.

So far there hasn't been much interest in Souray and his $5.4 million cap hit for two years. Tambellini is hoping this move will jumpstart a conversation with one, or maybe a few, general managers. I'll be stunned if a team takes Souray straight up on waivers, instead they would want to make a deal where Edmonton will take some salary back.

Everyone with a brain can see this, but so far the interest level in Souray has been minimal and Tambellini would love to shed Souray rather than bring him back to training camp, and he is exhausting every angle to make this happen.

Souray can't be feeling to good about his value right now. D-men went like wildfire yesterday on the free agent market, and so far no one is willing to take him. This should be a wake up call for Souray, and if the Oilers can't find a dance partner he might have to start the year in Edmonton.

COULD SOURAY PLAY FOR OILERS?

If Tambellini can't find any takers then Souray will be at training camp in September. If Mike Comrie can comeback to Edmonton, then so can Souray. It won't be the ideal situation, but I wouldn't be shocked to see that scenario unfold. Souray would come to camp with lots to prove. Neither he nor the Oilers be ecstatic about the situation, but that might be the only way for teams to get interested in Souray.

If he can stay healthy and play well for 20-30 games, I could see his value going up a bit. If a top-team loses a D-man to a season ending injury the first half of the season, Souray could be a decent replacement. His wrist still isn't 100% and that is a concern for opposing GMs, so he it's likely he will have to prove his wrist is okay, and he might have to do that while playing in an Oiler jersey.

The only concern with this scenario is that Souray becomes a cancer in a very young dressing room. Souray isn't afraid to speak his mind, but he is also high-maintenance off the ice. His on-ice play wouldn't be a concern. He plays hard, stands up for his teammates and he'd want to prove to 29 teams he is worth the money. But the Oilers would need a guarantee from him that he wouldn't be a distraction off the ice. If he is willing to let go of the past and move forward then "bringing the Sexy back" might not be the worst scenario.

It would be fun to watch that's for sure.

MOVING FORWARD

Tambellini is still trying to land a 3rd line winger or centreman. He was in the running for Cody McCormick but he ended up going to Buffalo. McCormick signed for the league minimum, $500,000 to stay in Buffalo, so he must have really liked it there because the Oilers could have easily afforded $600,000.

There is still some decent candidates on the market.

Adam Mair has some size.

Dominic Moore is a good checker and decent on draws. He isn't very physical, but he'd fill a void on the 3rd line.

Aaron Asham is a solid winger and there is no way the Flyers can afford to re-sign him. He probably wants more than he is worth right now, but as the days goes by reality will set in and he'll have to settle for a more realistic number of $1.2 to $1.5 million.

Does Jamal Mayers intrigue you? His game has slipped a bit, but he knows his role and wouldn't be expensive.

It's probably a pipe dream, but why not pitch Mike Modano. I'd take him in a heartbeat. I know that goes against the re-build philosophy, but Modano could push Shawn Horcoff and Sam Gagner for icetime and he is a winner.

KOVY TOO EXPENSIVE?

Rarely does the biggest name in free agency not get a contract on July 1st, but so far Ilya Kovalchuk hasn't been signed. It sounds like the Kings and Devils are the only teams interested in paying him the $8 million or more that he is looking for. I wonder if he is regretting turning down the $70 and $100 million offers from Atlanta?

It sounds like he might have to lower his asking price, or he might end up in the KHL. If he elects to go back to Russia it proves he is only interested in the money and not winning. I still think he'll stay in the NHL, and I suspect he'll end up in LA, but it won't be for the money he wanted.

Brownleepedia

In case you haven't seen the "Robin Brownlee" entry on Wikipedia, it's worth a laugh or seven. Absolutely high-larious: Kudos to reader/listener Steve Cadger who penned it.

Robin Brownlee

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Robin Brownlee (born Rueben Bartholomew Bronte August 16, 1958 in Vancouver) is a Canadian hockey writer and columnist.[1][2] He covers the Edmonton Oilers of the National Hockey League for the Canadian Press and appears regularly on The Team 1260 sports radio in Edmonton. Brownlee wrote for the Edmonton Sun from December 2000 until January 24, 2007 as the newspaper's senior hockey writer. Brownlee currently writes for OilersNation[3] and co-hosts the Wednesday( Known as jovial Wednesdays with Brownlee) and Thursday(Known as Brownlees Irritants Day) editions of The Jason Gregor Show on the Team 1260.

Childhood:

Rueben was raised in the pantry of his parents’ roadside sandwich cantina, and was subsequently named after the best selling sandwich on the menu. He spent most of his days buttering bread, listening to Heino records, and dreaming of the day when his creative talents would take him far away from the sandwich-based existence to which he felt shackled.

First foray into journalism, and name change:

Young Rueben had been writing articles and fictional tales about birds in his spare time, to keep his mind off of sandwiches, and to entertain the patrons of the cantina. As luck would have it, one of the patrons was a prominent magazine editor, and he was intrigued with Rueben’s inflammatory opinions on Ornithology. He encouraged him to submit one of his articles to his magazine – Ornithology Monthly. His article was published, and his journalism career had begun.

As the new rising journalism star in Ornithology circles, and with a bright future ahead, Rueben felt that he needed to change his professional name. He knew that any confusion between him, and popular East German adult film star and pro-life crusader Rueben Bronte would be career suicide in the buttoned-down world of Ornithology.

For his new name, he chose “Robin” as a nod to his first syndicated article “Robin’s Egg Green – the Search for Truth” which had won him the coveted prize of Junior Ornithologist of the Year in 1973. For his last name, he settled on “Brownlee” after the Brownlee Dam on the Snake River in Idaho, which marked the place of his conception. It was with this name that the world would come to embrace and celebrate his literary style, and flamboyant personality.

Newspaper, Personal/professional experimentation, and rebirth

His newspaper career began coincidentally, in the village of Brownlee, Saskatchewan (pop. 50) in the early 1980’s. It was there that he wrote the wildly successful daily column “The Bird Is the Word” for the local paper. The column was published for nearly 4 months, in 8 languages, until a ‘cease and desist’ order was issued on behalf of the popular 1960’s Minnesota-based surf combo, The Trashmen. Subsequent lawsuits drove the paper into bankruptcy, and Robin’s promising career was suddenly in doubt. This sent the star journalist into a time of deep soul searching, and experimentation with liqueurs. Crème du Menthe, Blue Curacao, and Tia Maria were rumored to be among his liqueurs of choice. During this period he also began job-hopping, looking for anything that would take his mind off of his perceived failure as a journalist.

Initially he tried to make it as a hand model, but he was put off by the jealousy aimed his way by the other ‘established’ models. A stint as a magician’s assistant ended in similar fashion. Mentally exhausted, Robin took a shot at being a playwright, as his need for a creative outlet was irrepressible. His first play, a jaunty touring musical called “Hello, Sailor!” brought him the kind of success that he had not seen since his days in Brownlee, Saskatchewan.

This success was to be short lived though, as Robin found himself caught up in a glamorous world of premiers and gala luncheons. The demand for personal appearances, combined with his increasing liqueur experimentation led to what is now famously referred to as “Brownlee’s Lost Weekend”.

After this ‘lost weekend’, Robin emerged reenergized, focused, and more determined than ever to get his journalistic edge back. Disheartened with the state of Ornithology, and not wanting to open up old professional wounds, he decided to forgo bird-based writing altogether. After flipping a coin, and having it come up heads, he entered the cut-throat business of sports journalism

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One of Canada's most versatile sports personalities. Jason hosts The Jason Gregor Show, weekdays from 2 to 6 p.m., on TSN 1260, and he writes a column every Monday in the Edmonton Journal. You can follow him on Twitter at twitter.com/JasonGregor
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#51 cableguy - 2nd Tier Fan
July 02 2010, 03:48PM
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madjam wrote:

BEST CASE SCENARIO . Bettman transfers Oilers , owner, coaching and managerial staff to Hamilton and leaves us only Hall as a gesture of good will to Edmonton fans. Then Bettman transfers one of stuggling other franchises here !!

the sad part is, you are probably a functioning member of society..

scary

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#52 SirFozz
July 02 2010, 03:49PM
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cableguy - 2nd Tier Fan wrote:

the sad part is, you are probably a functioning member of society..

scary

Well that is quite the jump to conclusion.

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#53 T.C.
July 02 2010, 03:53PM
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Stoked about big mac coming back.Now if we could get big george back on skates.GOLDEN!!!!!!

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#54 oilersplumber
July 02 2010, 03:53PM
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cableguy - 2nd Tier Fan wrote:

the sad part is, you are probably a functioning member of society..

scary

I remember my first beer....

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#55 m3sh
July 02 2010, 03:54PM
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@madjam

And what struggling franchise would you like to inherit over our current roster and prospects?

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#56 oilersplumber
July 02 2010, 03:56PM
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@oilersplumber

Sorry replied to wrong post....anyway newby here love some of your guys stuff....and the rest of the crew that gives so much to the gene pool......the plumber heard a rumour from a another plumber that LA is trying to unload some salary to sign the mad Russian....

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#57 Robin Brownlee
July 02 2010, 04:02PM
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What does Wikipedia say about libel and defamation?

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#58 yegCopywriter
July 02 2010, 04:07PM
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Uh oh, am I liable when Brownlee sues the Nation?

*sets computer on fire*

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#59 madjam
July 02 2010, 04:07PM
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m3sh wrote:

And what struggling franchise would you like to inherit over our current roster and prospects?

Safe to say any club above NBR.30 would be a good start if Bettman left us Hall !! Hope that answers your question adequately .

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#60 m3sh
July 02 2010, 04:10PM
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@Robin Brownlee

I've been checking wiki, all the extra stuff beyond the opening summary and the original mention of Rueben Bronte is gone. Ballsy.

It will live forever in our hearts and minds, and most importantly, in the ON archives, for future research purposes.

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#61 MattL
July 02 2010, 04:16PM
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oilersplumber wrote:

I remember my first beer....

I remember my first Steve Martin album...

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#62 bingofuel
July 02 2010, 04:17PM
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Robin Brownlee wrote:

What does Wikipedia say about libel and defamation?

It probably says something like, "Libel and defamation are bad, but good luck finding the person who changed your wikipedia entry."

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#63 oilersplumber
July 02 2010, 04:22PM
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@MattL

Excellent stuff !!!! your on the ball and I am putting a check mark next to your name in the "on the ball" column....do you remember the "wedding album" ??

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#64 m3sh
July 02 2010, 04:25PM
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@madjam

Really, you'd prefer to be the Flames?

Feel free to jump off the bandwagon anytime...

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#65 RossCreekNation
July 02 2010, 04:28PM
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bingofuel wrote:

It probably says something like, "Libel and defamation are bad, but good luck finding the person who changed your wikipedia entry."

Looked 'MacLean's' worthy to me. We don't know anyone that works at MacLean's, do we~

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#66 Spartacus
July 02 2010, 04:56PM
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madjam wrote:

BEST CASE SCENARIO . Bettman transfers Oilers , owner, coaching and managerial staff to Hamilton and leaves us only Hall as a gesture of good will to Edmonton fans. Then Bettman transfers one of stuggling other franchises here !!

I like that madjam just keeps posting his thoughts, regardless of lucidity, and with no regard for logic, reason, or public opinion.

He is to be admired... ummm, no, I mean admitted.

edit: I think I mean committed.

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#67 a lg dubl dubl
July 02 2010, 05:18PM
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ive been sayin this forever, and put it in another blog: sign mike modano, the 3rdline center the oil need and probably the best guy in the game to help bring along Hall Eberle and the rest of the young guys JUST DO IT TAMBI

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#68 Crash
July 02 2010, 05:31PM
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Geez, why all this talk about needing a third line center? Does this mean will be force fed more of Horcoff in a top six role? Please tell me this isn't true...

Horcoff is our THIRD line center, we don't need a third line center. If Hall isn't going to play center, we need a second line center. If we can't trust one of Hall, Brule, Penner to play center then I'm all for signing another one and Lombardi sounds good to me...

And please no more Modano talk...does everyone realize his wife is an actress and would likely not have any interest in moving to Edmonton? Word is that LA or Anaheim are likely destinations for Modano...

EDIT: Looks like Lombardi is gone but again, please tell me that Horcoff isn't going to be our 2nd line center next year.

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#69 michael
July 02 2010, 06:24PM
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SmackIntyre will fill the role of enforcer just fine. He and Huggy Bear will have help in the form of Vandameer and Strudwick and occasionly Mike Comrie. Just kidding but if Mike does resign withe Oilers it would be a good move by Tambo. I guess my real question going into traing camp is not if Hall, Eberle and MPS will compete, but will Cogliano be given a chance at top 6 minutes. He can get you 18-25 goals and I think that as a second line guy he would fit in nicely with Gagne and Hall. I see Eberle and MPS playing 3 and 4th line minutes. Or Cogliano playing 3rd line minutes along with MPS and Eberle. I believe you have to give Hall, MPS and Eberle atleast 2cd powerplay unit time so that they can use thier creativity. Fraser, Foster, Strudwick and Smack. I gotta admit they may not be the sexiest picks of this years free agent but they sure as heck are going to give you thier very best each and every night next season. The proffesional attitudes that we got when we signed these players is worth just as much as thier play on ice is going to be. It will show Hall etal what it takes to play in the NHL. Not like O'Sullivan and Nilson. Futures looker brighter and brighter I gotta say that Tambo has done a good job these past 2 weeks.

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#70 Fartknocker
July 02 2010, 06:28PM
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Why isn't Omark on the development camp roster?

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#71 Eddie Shore
July 02 2010, 07:32PM
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DK0 wrote:

hxxp://www.theteam1260.com/sound_bytes/view/session/july_2/1088/

27 minutes into the 2nd hour.

Sweet jesus Mac is a beauty. that was the best interview ever haha.

Loved how he said he has already talked to Tom Renny and that Renny just wants him to go out there and play his game, they can work on the skating but just do what got you here. Sounds like Mac fully has the support of the coach this year.

I swore in my last comment so lets try this again..

This is exactly why he is, will be, loved here. F*cking beauty.

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#72 Team Hall
July 02 2010, 08:41PM
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@ Crash. Well done. Gagner, Hall, Horcoff, Fraser. Looks like we already have a third line center. Unless Gags will be traded...dun dun duh....Looks more like we need a third line winger by my count: Penner Gags Hemmer MPS Hall Cogs Brule Horc xxx Jones Fraser Storts Mac Jacques

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#73 Team Seguin
July 02 2010, 08:43PM
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Gregor, The Oilers could afford 8M per for Hossa but couldnt afford 800k for Zenopka? What gives little buddy? All of a sudden we are as tight as the 1997 Edmonton Oilers.

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#74 Team Gudbranson
July 02 2010, 08:48PM
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I see a pattern in our drafting and signings this year, If you are over 6'1 you have a job, otherwise, take a hike. Struds lucked out this year that he is tall. Who do you like for the third line JG?

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#75 joe strong
July 02 2010, 10:21PM
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strudwick brings the defence total to 8.if souray doesn't get moved I'm assuming they will send down Peckham.i don't think he has to clear waivers.if we don't move souray our defence looks pretty good.Whitney/Gilbert,souray/smid,foster/vandameer with strudwick as an extra.I wasn't sure we needed an enforcer but by adding him we have to move a forward unless eberle or mps goes down to start the year.cogliano is the guy who I think is expendable.he doesn't win faceoffs so I don't think he can center the bottom 2 lines.he has speed but I'd rather see another checking winger.I'm a jacques fan so I'd make brule & Fraser the 3rd & 4th line centers.I'd flank brule with jones & stortini unless they get a guy like asham or mayers.then stortini can be dropped to the forth line.Fraser with jacques & stortini or mcintyre if his toughness is required.jacques fights guys like parros & hits everything that moves...we sure got bigger & tougher.sttortini,mcintyre,vandameer,jacques,strudwick,Peckham(if he makes team)will make the oilers very tough to play against.I'm very happy about that.

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#76 medhatken
July 02 2010, 10:55PM
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Looking forward to watching Hall's centre of the future play this year here in the hat. Here's hoping Tyler Pitlick pans out as a good hockey player. The Oil should finish at the bottom again and get next years 1st overall pick again. Do it the year after, too and if they get a good rink then the Hamilton Oilers can make a run for it. My prediction is the oilers have a better chance of getting to be a goodteam than getting a new rink. kATZ IS TOO AMBITIOUS AND VISIONARY AS A BUSINESSMAN TO BE HELD BACK BY NEGATIVE OLD EDMONTON. Be afraid river city be very afraid.

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#77 Skidplate
July 02 2010, 11:01PM
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medhatken wrote:

Looking forward to watching Hall's centre of the future play this year here in the hat. Here's hoping Tyler Pitlick pans out as a good hockey player. The Oil should finish at the bottom again and get next years 1st overall pick again. Do it the year after, too and if they get a good rink then the Hamilton Oilers can make a run for it. My prediction is the oilers have a better chance of getting to be a goodteam than getting a new rink. kATZ IS TOO AMBITIOUS AND VISIONARY AS A BUSINESSMAN TO BE HELD BACK BY NEGATIVE OLD EDMONTON. Be afraid river city be very afraid.

sure your name isn't tinfoilhatken?

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#78 Don't Do it Len... think of the children
July 03 2010, 12:30AM
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@Robin Brownlee

Say hello to my two little friends... Law and Yer.

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#79 oilersplumber
July 03 2010, 11:45AM
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Whats g'nna happen if the "bulin wall" meets the "crowbar" motel ?....do we go and get a keeper or go with the kids ??

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#81 Mike Modano's Dog
July 03 2010, 10:10PM
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Eric Johnson wrote:

I missed the interview on oilers lunch ( I don't live in EDM) but I am assuming Big Mac is thrilled to be back in Oil country?

you can to to oiler.nhl.com - they have it if you want to listen to it. It's pretty funny when you hear him yell out 'woo-hoo' at the beginning of the interview about signing here!

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#82 Mike Modano's Dog
July 03 2010, 10:23PM
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Fartknocker wrote:

Why isn't Omark on the development camp roster?

Because he has played as a pro for a couple years he is isn't eligible, apparently. I'm not that familiar with the exact rule but I heard that after playing in the KHL, and possibly where he had played before, too, he cannot attend the camp. I hope I am wrong, though, because I think that would be the best thing for him...but just going off of what I have read on the blogoshpere.

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#83 Cowbell_Feva
July 03 2010, 11:12PM
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You know what? As much as I was looking forward to trading Souray & Cogs for a Top 6 forward, I think that it may be a blessing in disguise IF Souray suits up with the Oil.

Our D-corps would be real, real tough to play against, and if Sheldon can get back to the form he had his first year with the Oil, we may get into the playoff race after-all!

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#84 JackBauer
July 04 2010, 08:46PM
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Robin Brownlee wrote:

What does Wikipedia say about libel and defamation?

Good luck with that.

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#85 Lipschitz
July 05 2010, 03:48PM
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Robin Brownlee wrote:

What does Wikipedia say about libel and defamation?

If something is written in a 'good-natured' way, and meant simply as light-hearted entertainment, there is certainly nothing libelous or defaming about it - there is no caracter assasination here, nor is there anything that could even remotely be mis-construed as truth. - it's just a comedic jab, nothing more.

This was how this edit was obviously intended.

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