STAR PICKING TIME

Wanye
September 20 2010 02:26PM

It is one of our favourite days here at the OilersNation. The day where we all go out on a limb and declare our Star for the upcoming season.

For the uninitiated, we started picking our favourite player and our designated whipping Goat back in 2005. We did so as a means of being able to later gloat "man, did we ever pick the best Star this year" and also be able to gleefully flay our Goat night after night, game after game without mercy or concern of "being a bad fan" during the season.

Picking your star and making him "your guy" for the year can be richly rewarding. We always think back to our buddy Lee who picked Pisani to have a breakout year back in 2006. As he tore the playoffs a new corn chute, Lee was held in equally high regard as Saint Fernando himself. With each passing goal, we would shake our heads in wonder.

Not at Pisani having an out of body experience for two months - but at our buddy who had the foresight to call it. That's the kind of glory Star pickers can get if it is done right.

HISTORY

Generally our Star will fold under the immense pressure of living with our fanboy endorsement and we will spend the season shaking our heads at what we were thinking back in early September. It's virtually a kiss of death.

2005-06: Chris Pronger (had great season, broke our collective hearts after)

2006-07: Ryan Smyth (traded at during the season, broke our collective hearts)

2007-08: Shawn Horcoff (lit the lamp like crazy, got hurt)

2008-09: Erik Cole (played like crap, demanded to go back to Carolina)

2009-10: Mike Comrie (led the league in preseason scoring, spent majority of the year on the shelf, signed elsewhere)

With a track record that stellar, we spent the weekend in deep, deep meditation thinking about who would be the Star for 2010. We like to go with players that aren't the obvious choice. Picking Ales Hemsky to crack the 50 point barrier takes about as much brains as calling Lindsay Lohan to be in porno within 3 years. Likewise picking Taylor Hall to have a good start to his illustrious career is equally safe. We like to find the unsung hero, the guy who is going to exceed his potential and show us all what he is made of.

Take a read of our pick and then name your own. If you are right you will be celebrated for all eternity in the pantheon of hockey geniuses. If you are wrong, well prepare for your own personal end of days.

CELEBRATED STAR PICKS OF 2009

Last year's Star picking generated some awesome drama. Horcoff boosters came out in droves as did many a Hemsky fan. Insults were traded and enemies made.

Here is a look at some of the better picks from last year:

Heh heh. Well played TB.

We respect this pick from bingofuel because he went out on a limb. But that is the risk part of "risk & reward."

The best Star call of the 2009-10 season clealy goes out to anyone who had the stones to pick Penner. The big man shook off a disastrous 2008-09 campaign and lit the lamp 32 times during the campaign. If you had told us this time last year that the Oilers would finish last in the league and yet no one would be mad at Penner we would have punched you squarely in your face for lying to us.

Not only did Victoria call Penner as her Star, she also called injuries on Khabibulin and named her the Goat for the year. This is basically a perfect game and the best combo of the 2009-10 season.

2010-11 STAR

Picking Jordan Eberle - a 20 year old rookie who hasn't played a single game in the NHL - might seem like a bad idea. But on a team with more teenagers than a Justin Bieber concert, going with youth is probably the best move. We feel it is extraordinarily important that everyone understand that Jordan Eberle is going to be our boy. He's ours dammit. Go get your own Jordan Eberle. This one is all ours!

TOMORROW

Picking the goat.

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#51 OilKing
September 20 2010, 03:46PM
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@achcht

Star - Cogliano

Goat - Hemsky

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#52 Sexy Randal
September 20 2010, 03:46PM
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I'm going to go on a limb and say Cogliano. He's eager to impress this year.

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#53 commonfan13
September 20 2010, 03:46PM
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Ridiculous for there to be only one Hall star pick so far, no matter what Wayne said about it being obvious.

I don't think we, as a fan-base, are doing nearly a good enough job of stepping back and realizing that we just drafted a #1 overall franchise player with a capital F.

This season will be all about him from start to finish, and our Oiler fan lives will never be the same.

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#55 Robyn
September 20 2010, 03:50PM
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Star: Whitney because of his new and improved feet.

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#56 Clyde Frog
September 20 2010, 03:50PM
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Simple...

Star : Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers*

Goat : Sheldon Souray**

*If he gets even one win he will have doubled everyone's expectations... And the math gets exponentially better each win thereafter.

** Even if we get a full bag of pucks back for him, the first time he takes out half of Horcoff's teeth with a blast from the point, I win!

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#57 Bedlam
September 20 2010, 03:51PM
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Star: Hemsky (honorable mention: Cogliano)

Goat: Gagner (this guy is not, and will not be as good as people think*)

*Prove me wrong, Sam.

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#58 Victoria
September 20 2010, 03:52PM
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Yay for me!!

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#59 misfit
September 20 2010, 03:56PM
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My star: TOM GILBERT

and since pick the goat day isn't until tomorrow, I'll just leave it at that for now.

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#61 captainnapalm
September 20 2010, 03:57PM
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Star: Magnus Pääjärvi.

Goat: Nikolai Khabibulin.

Last year's picks for reference: star: Brule, goat: Khabibulin

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#63 RyanB
September 20 2010, 03:58PM
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The star has to be the guy who wins the Calder and that folks is Paajarvi.

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#64 Chunklets
September 20 2010, 03:58PM
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Star: Gagner

This is the year that Samwise goes from being a mild, 40-point, gardener to helping his linemates through things into Mt. Doom and getting 60+ points.

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#65 Victoria
September 20 2010, 03:59PM
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Now I'm going to feel the pressure.

Star: Horcoff (maybe not because he'll be the best but he'll be a huge improvement from the last few years)

Goat: Gotta go with 'Bulin again for the same reason as last year.

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#66 Victoria
September 20 2010, 04:01PM
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Wanye wrote:

CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON VICTORIA.

Where's the new pick?!

I'm proud to say my championship season is linked to the worst in franchise history. That's a tale for the future grandkids!

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#67 NoPantsTuesday
September 20 2010, 04:02PM
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Star: Sam Gagner - He was expecting more out of himself last year and the extra muscle he put on in the off season will help him become our #1 center by years end.

Goat: Nikolai Khabibulin - I was gonna say Mike Commodore but in light of no trade yet I think Khabi will either be on the bench or in the pressbox by seasons end.

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#68 Double Eh
September 20 2010, 04:02PM
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Gonna give the green light to Gilbert 'Creme' Brule to have a break out year.

My goat would have to be Tom 'I try hard' Gilbert...this guy fits the "Rudy" mould to a t...Tries hard but just does not git er done in the big game...Sorry Tom, keep workin' your Guitar Hero high score, you will hit Medium in no time.

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#69 RossCreekNation
September 20 2010, 04:02PM
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LOLZ... gotta love how everyone just abandoned the Hall & Eberle bandwagons to jump on the Paajarvi-train. I've been jealous of the .357 Magnum all along. Why did other team have to be so stupid (cough*Toronto/Dallas/Ottawa*cough)?

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#70 Natedogg09
September 20 2010, 04:04PM
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Star: Hemsky

Goat: Hall

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#71 Muji 狗
September 20 2010, 04:05PM
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Star: Ales Hemsky
Goat: Dustin Penner (oh snap!)

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#72 sam89
September 20 2010, 04:06PM
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sam gagner all the way

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#74 rubbertrout
September 20 2010, 04:07PM
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My hope is that every single Oiler over performs all reasonable (and unreasonable) expecations.

I want Horcoff to score a PPG so people stop bitching about his contract and recognize that he is a pretty damn fine hockey player.

I want Penner to bitch slap all of his detractors who think he's going to regress this year. Let them eat donairs Manitoba Fats!

I want Hemsky to come back with a bionic shoulder and score as many goals as he assists on after playing a full season.

I want Samwise to prove that he is the centre of the future on this squad.

I want prety boy Gilbert to score as many points as he did two years ago so Brownlee won't say "I told you so" again. I also want him to become meaner.

I want Khabby to play at least 60 games and look like he did when he played with Tampa. I also want him to make a healthy donation to MADD.

I want Cogs to get the fire in his belly and really progress so he gets a bigger contract.

I want Gilbert Brule to keep playing with a chip on his shoulder and to amaze me with how great of a person he is.

I want Teen Wolf (aka Huggy Bear) to keep taking all comers and still showing that he deserves a place in the NHL--for the record he can play on my 4th line any time.

I want Strudwick to stay in the press box.

I want MPS, Taylor Hall and Eberle all to be in the discussion for the Calder trophy.

I want Robin to be angry and irritable, Gregor to pick fights with people who use questionable grammar and make fun of his KIA, Willis to PWN people with stats, Lowetide to write 5 times a day and Wanye to keep finding these videos on the internet.

I want people to be proud to be Oilers fans once again.

I want all of these things.

My star:

Jordan Eberle

I'm buying my jersey tomorrow.

EDIT:

AND SOURAY CAN SUCK A GIANT FAT C*&K and rot in the minors

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#75 Pajamah
September 20 2010, 04:07PM
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Star - Kurtis Foster (Ballsy spelling Curtis with a K) PP points up the wazoo

Goat - Gilbert Brule - love the guy, but I'm going for ballsy picks. Injury and his fat new contract scurr* me

*Missed the "hip hop" references a few weeks back*

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#76 NoPantsTuesday
September 20 2010, 04:08PM
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After looking through last years picks I'm kinda saddened that neither of my picks survived the next season:

Star: O'Sullivan Goat: Grebeshkov

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#77 sweetweb
September 20 2010, 04:11PM
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STAR: Big Mac

Why? Hemsky will pay a full season uninjured by some goon and the kids will be well protected.

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#78 The Real Scuba Steve
September 20 2010, 04:11PM
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I gotta say HALL for Star

PENNER for Goat

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#80 The Pestival
September 20 2010, 04:13PM
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Star: Hemsky!! Not because the crazy, swingin' Czech will get 50pts this year, but because he will get 80+ pts!! Hesmky will be our All-Star and I will gain the adoration of the Nations.

Goat: Kurtis Foster. I really want to like him but I predict a slew of injuries and being forced to rely on someone like him as one of our top defensive options. A Staiosian debacle is likely.

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#81 Wax Man Riley
September 20 2010, 04:15PM
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So many choices....... wish I wasn't such a fence sitter.....ummmm Gagner? No..... Penner.....ummm..... No... ok, ok.... here it is.... Huge breakout season for..

Star: Kurtis Foster Yep, he will surprise. Has some comebacks to complete. We will see him in the all-star game. Will emerge with a big shot from the point and show a big defensive shut-down touch, and his size is enough to scare

Dark Horse: (not much of one but...) Magnus Pääjärvi Calder winner!

Goat:I hate to say it.... Andrew Cogliano..... sorry buddy, I like how you came into the NHL in your rookie year, but, you're probably just auditioning for a trade

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#82 ekcut
September 20 2010, 04:18PM
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Horcoff and Penner switch places.

Horcoff, after a slow start because he get's only 3rd line duties, becomes the #1 centre again when Gagner has an even worse start...then he and Hemmer rekindle the old flame (The flame being the goal light)

Penner will not be terrible, but will hardly score 20 this season, causing Oil County to implode when we realize he isn't the 2nd coming of Cam Neely, and is actually just Dustin Penner...a pretty good hockey player.

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#83 Victoria
September 20 2010, 04:19PM
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Wax Man Riley wrote:

So many choices....... wish I wasn't such a fence sitter.....ummmm Gagner? No..... Penner.....ummm..... No... ok, ok.... here it is.... Huge breakout season for..

Star: Kurtis Foster Yep, he will surprise. Has some comebacks to complete. We will see him in the all-star game. Will emerge with a big shot from the point and show a big defensive shut-down touch, and his size is enough to scare

Dark Horse: (not much of one but...) Magnus Pääjärvi Calder winner!

Goat:I hate to say it.... Andrew Cogliano..... sorry buddy, I like how you came into the NHL in your rookie year, but, you're probably just auditioning for a trade

Oooh, I like MPS with the Calder.

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#84 O'Reilly
September 20 2010, 04:19PM
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Star: Paajarvi

Goat: Eberle*

*Love this player but i don't think he is ready to perform this year in the nhl for some reason. Size will be an issue. Omark will take his place. Even with all the hype.

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#85 Jason Gregor
September 20 2010, 04:19PM
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I will go with Sam...he will be the Frodo Baggins...Hemsky will outscore him, but Gagner will have a career year.

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#86 Wax Man Riley
September 20 2010, 04:21PM
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And I didn't want to bother going to the goalies since Khabibulin will be serviceable when he gets into game form by December, JDD will be in OKC with Gerber after not being taken on waivers and D-Dubz will play well in his backup role that eventually turns into the starter when ScabbyBulin get injured

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#87 TonyDanzaPervo
September 20 2010, 04:22PM
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How is it that no one has mentioned that the picture of Eberle looks like he's crying and taking a deuce at the same time?

Star: Whitney McScience-feet, 2011 Captain

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#88 Charlie N64
September 20 2010, 04:22PM
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Star - Hemsky/Hall

It's a tie since these beauties will be playing so much give and go on the power play that d-man minds will blow up.

Goat - Strudwick

There'll just be too many times that a goal goes in and he's on the ice. I'm no JW, but I believe that affects a player's plus/minus.

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#89 BitchellMitchell
September 20 2010, 04:22PM
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Star: Ryan Whitney Goat: Horcoff!

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#90 GSP
September 20 2010, 04:23PM
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Lots of good choices thus far....my star pick is Tommy Gilbert... Yikes did I really just type that? And my goat is bulin wall....I like others am picking mps as top rookie and say he will be in top 3 for Calder.

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#91 unca miltie
September 20 2010, 04:23PM
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Last year I picked Horcoff for my star and Moreau for my goat. At least i got one right. I am a big believer in Horcoff as a hockey player. I think last year's mess was mostly because of injury.

Having said that, the true star of the team is Hemmer. Many nights, he is well worth the price of admission. Let's hope he stays healthy.

The goat of the team will be the defence corps. Nothing a couple of $5,000,000 dmen would not fix. Think we could trade Souray for Keith and Seabrook?

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#93 Jayo1808
September 20 2010, 04:25PM
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Although I think Paajarvi will have a calder-winning year, I'll go off the board and pick Vandermeer for my star.

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#94 MattL
September 20 2010, 04:31PM
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Star - Gagner

Goat - Whitney (something bad happens with foot, or coach, or tabloids)

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#95 Steve
September 20 2010, 04:31PM
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Jayo1808 wrote:

Although I think Paajarvi will have a calder-winning year, I'll go off the board and pick Vandermeer for my star.

If I may briefly deviate from my doom and gloom, I think that's a good pick. I think it's the wrong pick, because I have a hard time envisioning us looking back on the 2010-2011 season and identifying a third pairing defenseman as our star, but I think he's one of the very few guys on the team with a good chance to exceed fans' expectations. At even strength, for example, I think he's a better defenseman than Foster.

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#96 Tayranchula
September 20 2010, 04:32PM
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Im going to go off the charts with this one but I believe Vandermeer will be the star player for the Oilers when it comes to physical toughness, sticking up for players and playing with the grit that the Oilers and fans have been beggin to see from players. I watched a fight with Vandermeer and Boogard and yes Vandy lost with a ko punch from Boogieman but the fight started with Vandermeer sticking up for a player after Boogard had been bullying him all the way down the ice. Very smart trade to get him even tho it was just to get rid of POS

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#98 Mike from Canmore's illegitimate love child
September 20 2010, 04:35PM
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Star Sam Gagner Goat: Nikolai Drunkibulin (I know awesome huh)

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#99 VK63
September 20 2010, 04:38PM
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Liam freaking Reddox!!!!!!

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#100 Puritania
September 20 2010, 04:39PM
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I will be the second person to pick Big Mac as my Star, he will prove time and time again this season why we re-signed his lovable ass. I hope to Wanye that Mac whoops a lot of ass this year, we will need his presence to keep the youngin's alive.

I will select my Goat tomorrow.

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