STAR PICKING TIME

Wanye
September 20 2010 02:26PM

It is one of our favourite days here at the OilersNation. The day where we all go out on a limb and declare our Star for the upcoming season.

For the uninitiated, we started picking our favourite player and our designated whipping Goat back in 2005. We did so as a means of being able to later gloat "man, did we ever pick the best Star this year" and also be able to gleefully flay our Goat night after night, game after game without mercy or concern of "being a bad fan" during the season.

Picking your star and making him "your guy" for the year can be richly rewarding. We always think back to our buddy Lee who picked Pisani to have a breakout year back in 2006. As he tore the playoffs a new corn chute, Lee was held in equally high regard as Saint Fernando himself. With each passing goal, we would shake our heads in wonder.

Not at Pisani having an out of body experience for two months - but at our buddy who had the foresight to call it. That's the kind of glory Star pickers can get if it is done right.

HISTORY

Generally our Star will fold under the immense pressure of living with our fanboy endorsement and we will spend the season shaking our heads at what we were thinking back in early September. It's virtually a kiss of death.

2005-06: Chris Pronger (had great season, broke our collective hearts after)

2006-07: Ryan Smyth (traded at during the season, broke our collective hearts)

2007-08: Shawn Horcoff (lit the lamp like crazy, got hurt)

2008-09: Erik Cole (played like crap, demanded to go back to Carolina)

2009-10: Mike Comrie (led the league in preseason scoring, spent majority of the year on the shelf, signed elsewhere)

With a track record that stellar, we spent the weekend in deep, deep meditation thinking about who would be the Star for 2010. We like to go with players that aren't the obvious choice. Picking Ales Hemsky to crack the 50 point barrier takes about as much brains as calling Lindsay Lohan to be in porno within 3 years. Likewise picking Taylor Hall to have a good start to his illustrious career is equally safe. We like to find the unsung hero, the guy who is going to exceed his potential and show us all what he is made of.

Take a read of our pick and then name your own. If you are right you will be celebrated for all eternity in the pantheon of hockey geniuses. If you are wrong, well prepare for your own personal end of days.

CELEBRATED STAR PICKS OF 2009

Last year's Star picking generated some awesome drama. Horcoff boosters came out in droves as did many a Hemsky fan. Insults were traded and enemies made.

Here is a look at some of the better picks from last year:

Heh heh. Well played TB.

We respect this pick from bingofuel because he went out on a limb. But that is the risk part of "risk & reward."

The best Star call of the 2009-10 season clealy goes out to anyone who had the stones to pick Penner. The big man shook off a disastrous 2008-09 campaign and lit the lamp 32 times during the campaign. If you had told us this time last year that the Oilers would finish last in the league and yet no one would be mad at Penner we would have punched you squarely in your face for lying to us.

Not only did Victoria call Penner as her Star, she also called injuries on Khabibulin and named her the Goat for the year. This is basically a perfect game and the best combo of the 2009-10 season.

2010-11 STAR

Picking Jordan Eberle - a 20 year old rookie who hasn't played a single game in the NHL - might seem like a bad idea. But on a team with more teenagers than a Justin Bieber concert, going with youth is probably the best move. We feel it is extraordinarily important that everyone understand that Jordan Eberle is going to be our boy. He's ours dammit. Go get your own Jordan Eberle. This one is all ours!

TOMORROW

Picking the goat.

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#1 Victoria
September 20 2010, 03:59PM
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Now I'm going to feel the pressure.

Star: Horcoff (maybe not because he'll be the best but he'll be a huge improvement from the last few years)

Goat: Gotta go with 'Bulin again for the same reason as last year.

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#2 Archaeologuy
September 20 2010, 05:37PM
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RossCreekNation wrote:

I don't understand how anyone can say that one of the rookies will be a goat. How is that even possible?! Sheeesh! Set the bar high much?

I was tempted to have my Star/Goat be:

Star: Seguin

Goat: Hall

That's how I would have slotted one of the rookies in the Goat category.

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#3 Tommy
September 20 2010, 02:53PM
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Last year I picked Star: Penner, Goat: Moreau (post #42 in the previous year's thread) which worked out pretty well if I do say so.

This year I am going with:

Star: Penner (shows he is the real deal) Goat: Vandermeer (he's the new Moreau... maybe not so many offensive zone penalties, but still)

As for the rooks, I'll go on the record now and say Paajarvi leads the big 3 in points.

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#4 necrobot
September 20 2010, 02:53PM
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Omark will have a breakout season, he'll make us forget about those 3 youngin's we're bringing in and make 29 teams wish they picked him a round earlier.

Goat is Cogs. As much as I love him, he's going to get pushed around in the face-off circle, pushed around near the boards, and tease me by not scoring on the shorthanded breakaways I want him to deliver on.

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#5 commonfan13
September 20 2010, 03:46PM
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Ridiculous for there to be only one Hall star pick so far, no matter what Wayne said about it being obvious.

I don't think we, as a fan-base, are doing nearly a good enough job of stepping back and realizing that we just drafted a #1 overall franchise player with a capital F.

This season will be all about him from start to finish, and our Oiler fan lives will never be the same.

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#6 Victoria
September 20 2010, 03:52PM
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Yay for me!!

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#7 RyanB
September 20 2010, 03:58PM
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The star has to be the guy who wins the Calder and that folks is Paajarvi.

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#8 sam89
September 20 2010, 04:06PM
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sam gagner all the way

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#9 rubbertrout
September 20 2010, 04:07PM
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My hope is that every single Oiler over performs all reasonable (and unreasonable) expecations.

I want Horcoff to score a PPG so people stop bitching about his contract and recognize that he is a pretty damn fine hockey player.

I want Penner to bitch slap all of his detractors who think he's going to regress this year. Let them eat donairs Manitoba Fats!

I want Hemsky to come back with a bionic shoulder and score as many goals as he assists on after playing a full season.

I want Samwise to prove that he is the centre of the future on this squad.

I want prety boy Gilbert to score as many points as he did two years ago so Brownlee won't say "I told you so" again. I also want him to become meaner.

I want Khabby to play at least 60 games and look like he did when he played with Tampa. I also want him to make a healthy donation to MADD.

I want Cogs to get the fire in his belly and really progress so he gets a bigger contract.

I want Gilbert Brule to keep playing with a chip on his shoulder and to amaze me with how great of a person he is.

I want Teen Wolf (aka Huggy Bear) to keep taking all comers and still showing that he deserves a place in the NHL--for the record he can play on my 4th line any time.

I want Strudwick to stay in the press box.

I want MPS, Taylor Hall and Eberle all to be in the discussion for the Calder trophy.

I want Robin to be angry and irritable, Gregor to pick fights with people who use questionable grammar and make fun of his KIA, Willis to PWN people with stats, Lowetide to write 5 times a day and Wanye to keep finding these videos on the internet.

I want people to be proud to be Oilers fans once again.

I want all of these things.

My star:

Jordan Eberle

I'm buying my jersey tomorrow.

EDIT:

AND SOURAY CAN SUCK A GIANT FAT C*&K and rot in the minors

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#10 jeanshorts
September 20 2010, 05:03PM
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Star: New Head Athletic Therapist T.D Forss, mainly because he got his medical training within the last 30 years and didn't demand all the players get treated with a polio vaccination prior to training camp, the first time in franchise history.

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#11 SirFozz
September 20 2010, 06:11PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Star: New Head Athletic Therapist T.D Forss, mainly because he got his medical training within the last 30 years and didn't demand all the players get treated with a polio vaccination prior to training camp, the first time in franchise history.

So you're saying that this is the season the entire team gets polio. That's just f*#&ing great.

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#12 nakedmike
September 20 2010, 02:29PM
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FIST!!! I WIN!!!!11!

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#14 Harlie
September 20 2010, 02:34PM
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Sam Gamges

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#15 danjo1
September 20 2010, 02:39PM
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Shawn Horcoff... 90 points + Lady Byng Trophy.

I haven't been smoking or drinking anything... just sniffing the spray paint that the previous occupant left in my cubicle.

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#16 nakedmike
September 20 2010, 02:40PM
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Shawn Horcoff.

He will lead our youngsters into battle and once again score at the All-Star pace he was back in 07-08. His contract won't look so soggy and bloated like it has ever since he signed it.

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#17 Wedge
September 20 2010, 02:40PM
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I pick Shawn Horcoff. less pressure - could be be the defining season of his career. He will either redeem himself or we stone him to death in front of the Gretz statue.

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#18 TigerUnderGlass
September 20 2010, 02:41PM
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Star: Penner

Goat: Cogliano

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#19 Hemmertime
September 20 2010, 02:41PM
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Damn you, I cant pick Eberle without sounding like a fanboy now! Also, he's the gf favorite Oiler now (supposedly hes the new hottest Oiler after Souray gone).

So I will go out on a large limb.

Star: Kurtis Foster

Goat: JFJ

Tempted to pick JDD as the goat but I think the Oilers will pick up on that soon enough and JDD either will be plucked from waivers or be in OKC.

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#20 Wedge
September 20 2010, 02:42PM
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I see a trend already !

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#22 David S
September 20 2010, 02:43PM
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Shouldn't we be waiting until the roster is finalized? I mean, picking the star won't be too tough but picking the goat requires us to know who the head scratching selections are.

Gagner would be my star. Chorney would be my goat but I'm not sure if he starts.*

*Hope to god he doesn't

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#23 Cowboykid
September 20 2010, 02:47PM
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Linus Omark...not only will he make the team out of camp i believe he will be one of the MAJOR offensive leaders throught the season

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#24 nvan97
September 20 2010, 02:47PM
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My star for this year will be Paajarvi. Calder winner, 60 points and finishing the season on the top line with Hemsky.

My goat will be Gagner. He will improve over last season but will prove, decisively, that he is not the #1 centre the Oilers are looking for.

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#25 baggedmilk
September 20 2010, 02:47PM
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Baggedmilk picks his star today. After minutes of deliberation, baggedmilk's star selection goes to the Molson Sales Rep that has Rexall on his list of contracts.

I am willing to bet that more $28 dollar beers will be consumed at Rexall than anywhere else in the history of the world.

Molson Sales Rep = Star

The Rest of Us for Buying $28 beers = Goat

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#26 Hemmertime
September 20 2010, 02:48PM
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@David S

Renney is my goat if Chorney starts

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#27 BUCK75
September 20 2010, 02:48PM
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I like the Horcoff pick. With all of the heads looking at TMJ, someone has to be the guy who performs. 2 shite years, he is due for another good year.

When was the last time our captain had 60 points...

So my star pick is Horcoff.

*scurries to "my account" to update star pick*

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#28 David S
September 20 2010, 02:51PM
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Hemmertime wrote:

Renney is my goat if Chorney starts

If Chorney AND JDD start, the fix is in for 30th.

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#29 OvenChicken8 - Team JSBM
September 20 2010, 02:54PM
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I like the Eberle pick, rather ballsy some may say.

This years star: Magnus Paajarvi

This kid is for real. I predict nothing less than Teemu Selanne rookie numbers from him.

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#30 ItsTheBGB
September 20 2010, 02:55PM
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STARRGGHHH - Brule

GOAT - JFJ, made of plastic and glass. Or JDD + DD, they will never be a starter.

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#31 Ogden Brother Jr. - Team Strudwick for coach
September 20 2010, 02:58PM
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How Strudwick makes that list and not Foster is beyond me, but I went with Penner. He is one of the most proven guys on this team and he is the least likely to get injuried, although maybe he is do.

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#32 OilersNinja
September 20 2010, 02:59PM
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Ender, here I am.

My star for the year is MPS, he may look like a goof but he can play!

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#33 PabstBR55
September 20 2010, 03:00PM
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Gilbert Brule. 25-40-65. Spends half the season as our top-line C.

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#34 The Towel Boy
September 20 2010, 03:01PM
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My star is Patty O'Sullivan! . ... .... .....Oh...right. Ok, I choose Brule! Gilbert Brule! BRUUUUULE!

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#35 Marsha
September 20 2010, 03:03PM
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Not one pick for Hemsky yet? He is my star. Best player on team and he's going to light it up!

The goat will be Brule. He'll be the Cogliano of last year and take a step back.

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#37 Poo Czar
September 20 2010, 03:04PM
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Star - Whitney.

He's got Bionic feet now! SCIENCE!!!

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#38 DougWeightProblem
September 20 2010, 03:06PM
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Star: Colin Fraser (honourable mention to Creme Brule and Bananas Foster)

Goat: Tom Gilbert (that hair does things to me ... bad things!)

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#39 SirFozz
September 20 2010, 03:06PM
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Towel Boy, you picked POS as your star last year? You are such a complete loser.. *checks who he picked* damn you POS.

Ok, this season:

Star: Gagner. The kid's time is now.

Goat: My bar is so low this season it's hard to pick a goat... on the other hand I still have Gilbert to scream at so I pick him.

GOILERS!!!!!!!1!!

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#40 Starbuck18
September 20 2010, 03:06PM
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Brule as the star 25 to 30 goals

Smid as the goat

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#41 achcht
September 20 2010, 03:09PM
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star - Khabi (despite possible jail time)

goat - Horc (injuries take their toll again)

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#42 timbo
September 20 2010, 03:10PM
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I have those shoes!!

I'm going with MPS as my star...

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#43 Twiggs
September 20 2010, 03:13PM
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My Star: MPS, Goat: Horcoff, for the same reason Wedge picked him as the star. With less pressure on him he will have no excuses for his lacklustre performance... "But this bag of cash I have to carry around is soooooooo heavy!"

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#44 Steve
September 20 2010, 03:14PM
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It's hard to pick a star when nearly every player is being set up for failure because of an over-shallow roster. I'll go with Andrew Cogliano because he's maybe the only guy on the team with expectations lower than likely performance. I'd like Horcoff's chances of a rebound year better if he wasn't still the only centre we have with a proven ability to play tough minutes (and he didn't even look much good doing that last year). My initial pick was Hemsky, but he won't get the solid linemates to which he's accustomed, which suggests that this won't be a career year. Penner would be an okay pick, but he's coming off a career year the first half of which he spent scoring at an unsustainable rate. And, as with Horcoff and Hemsky, he's going to be relied on to do some babysitting. Our rookies are being thrown into the deep end without lifejackets, and expectations are so artificially high on them that it's unlikely that they can meet them, let alone exceed them. I like our fourth line, but fourth liners don't get to be heroes (not while staying on the fourth line all season, anyway). On defense, pretty much everyone is playing one pairing above where they'd ideally play, which makes it unlikely that any of them are going to look good (even though many are fine NHLers). I'll call Dubnyk my second choice, but it says something that I wouldn't even put big money on him to make the NHL out of camp (I think he will, I just wouldn't bet the farm on it).

Goat is hard for the opposite reason: there are so many to choose from. At least one of the rookies will fall well short of expectations, but I'm not sure you can be the Oilers' goat from Oklahoma City. Horcoff will still be overpaid next year, so he'll get picked on relentlessly even if he does well while called upon to do an impossible job. On defense, the fans have an irrational hatred of Tom Gilbert, who's a fine defenseman (and not an overpaid one), so he's going to take a lot of heat when he struggles to be our top defenseman. With all the excitement about the Kurtis Foster signing, everybody seems to have missed the fact that there's precious little evidence that he can actually play even strength defense against any but the softest minutes, so he's my second pick for goat. My first pick, though, is a guy who's just screaming to come back down to earth after an outlier of a contract year; not only will Gilbert Brule fail to meet the heightened expectations of him this year, I suspect that his boxcars will fall short of last year's.

If the Oilers go into the season with an NHL lineup consisting only of guys who are currently at camp, this is a bottom five team, and I'd be happy to make a friendly wager to that effect with any of the resident optimists.

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#45 David S
September 20 2010, 03:14PM
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^ Read it and weep suckers.

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#47 db7db7db7
September 20 2010, 03:18PM
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Ok, I guess I'll go out on a limb and be the first to pick Hall as my star.

As for a goat I'll choose the sloth that is Peckham.

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#48 Canadian Maniac
September 20 2010, 03:18PM
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Star - Ales Hemsky

I'm predicting a (mostly) healthy, bounceback year for him. Actually, I really, really need him to have one for my fantasy team.

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#49 b.oilers
September 20 2010, 03:19PM
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Star: Gagner

Goat: Strudwick

Gagner will exceed his Rookie year by 10+ points. I also think Horcoff will find his scoring touch once again (he will have FO and PK help from Fraser)

puff, puff, pass

Or you could vote like a friend of mine HAHA: "I like Paajarvi. He's so cute. Lol and all the goats are gone... "

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#50 yegCopywriter
September 20 2010, 03:22PM
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Gilbert, you are the star in my oily sky.

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