NO WINNER NO WINNER

Wanye
June 13 2011 12:36PM

This is L'il Wayne, Birdman and Mark Cuban celebrating the Mavericks NBA Championshop in Miami last night. If we don't want to see a similar scene featuring Tom Cochrane, The Odds and Ryan Kesler somewhere in Boston tonight, the Bruins are going to need to step up to the plate.

KARMA IS BEING KIND (SO FAR)

Believers in sports karma are quite content today in the wake of Lebron, Bosh, Wade and Co losing to the veteran laced Mavericks. Even if you don't care about basketball in the least - and really who can blame you - you should be able to identify douchebags by sight and appreciate the fact that a bunch of players that deserved the Championship beat out a bunch of nerds who didn't.

It translates well into tonight's game if you ask us.

Watching the tens of thousands of Canucks fans partying in the streets of Vancouver after the Game 5 win and remembering the ghost town that was the Game 3 and Game 4 aftermath - we can't help but grind our teeth and hope for the Bruins to pull out a win at home tonight followed by another win in G7.

Vancouver cannot win the Stanley Cup. Not like this, not with this collection of easily hateable players. Tim Thomas cannot be denied. The Zombie Chara cannot be denied. Even Tyler Seguin's ratty tribute to Colonial England Beard Stylings cannot be denied.

TWITTER ZOO

Image courtesy of Allan M who sent it to WanyeMail recently. Secondary bigups to Eddie Gladstone who asked that this exact picture be made and put on the site. Also - if you are on the Twitters and enjoy this type of highbrow humour, there is going to be a sass talking extravaganza tonight you can be sure.

Follow us here and let us know you are in the game.

It's time for bold action and declarations of victory. Good luck fellas.

Bruins 5 - Canucks 2

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#51 ItsTheBGB
June 13 2011, 03:46PM
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@ItsTheBGB

FEEL MY WRATH. RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR.

VANcity wins tonight fellas. Sorry.

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#53 raceguy
June 13 2011, 04:07PM
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Last nite I watched Dallas win and the post game celebrations because Miami and King Douche lost.Tonite if the unspeakable happens I will don a black arm band and change the channel to something less painful.Facts of Life reruns.Solace can be found here if it happens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVX0q9S_UUM

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#54 todd
June 13 2011, 04:41PM
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cup's coming to VANCOUUUUUUUUUUVER! Tonight.

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#55 PutzStew
June 13 2011, 04:43PM
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Anyone know where I can get a reset button just incase the Knucleheads somehow are winning with 1 minute left in the third??? Work all the time playing NHL 1996 so why can't it work in real life??? We'll just pertend it didn't happen and start fresh next year.

Oh Yeh.... @putzstew

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#56 rubbertrout
June 13 2011, 05:51PM
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SLURVE wrote:

C'mon boys, give credit where credit is due. Vancouver is a much better team and deserve to win it all for the marbles. We (Oilers) will get our cup again in 4-5 years.

Lebron was asked to donate $1.00 to a charity fund raiser but only contributed 75 cents. When asked why that was, he said he couldn't come up with a fourth quarter.

Just because someone is a better team doesn't mean I hate them any less.

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#57 Oilers G- Nations Poet Laureate
June 13 2011, 06:16PM
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I'm not on Twitter

this thread has been most funny

Cheering for BOSTON

5-7-5 Nation, get used to it.

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#58 @Oilanderp
June 13 2011, 06:47PM
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Maaaaaan this game is the best AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAH

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#59 Chris.
June 13 2011, 06:50PM
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ItsTheBGB wrote:

@ItsTheBGB

FEEL MY WRATH. RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR.

VANcity wins tonight fellas. Sorry.

Care to make any other big predictions Fella?

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#60 ItsTheBGB
June 13 2011, 07:36PM
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Chris. wrote:

Care to make any other big predictions Fella?

Yes, Boston wins tonight now, I haven't watched the game yet, but my spidey senses are tingling.

Oh and the Oil will draft Hopkins.

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#61 Dano0049
June 13 2011, 08:59PM
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Luong-OWNED!!!

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#62 striker777
June 13 2011, 09:27PM
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Nice montage. I'm watching him choking on TV right now. I think they signed him for $ 10 Million per year for another 20 years or something. Sweet...

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#63 SLURVE
June 13 2011, 09:59PM
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@The Pestival

"Wanye, your 5-2 prediction is the stuff of legend. Thank you for providing me with this boner of admiration that I will now enjoy for the next 48 hours."

Wait,wait... I will go get you towel...Nooooo, not on Wanye's new berber!

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#64 The Farmer
June 13 2011, 10:06PM
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Well done Wanye I couldn't stop laughing thinking of the Luongo pics all game and when your score came true it's just about unbelievable. What's the good word for wednesdays game ?

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#65 Love Monkey
June 13 2011, 10:24PM
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Wow! Nice work Wanye!

@todd - are you freaking kidding me??? Even if the refs were out to get the Canucks (which they clearly weren't), it didn't matter since the game was already 3-0 thanks to Louuuuu-ser and his 0.650 save percentage in Boston.

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#66 Oilcruzer
June 13 2011, 11:19PM
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todd wrote:

cup's coming to VANCOUUUUUUUUUUVER! Tonight.

Yep... You were right about that.

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#67 Buchie's Heroes
June 13 2011, 11:56PM
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Hey Wanye, great call on the 5-2. Bragged you up at a kitsilano bar here in Vancouver. My three favourite moments of game 6: 1) Marchand scoring on the B's first shot of the game 2) Healy saying "The Canucks couldn't win a World Cup with six goals nevermind a Stanley Cup" 3) The Luongo crucifixion @ 11:25 of the 1st period.

Solid gold.

ps - rocked the Oilers hat in Kits tonight. Got a ton of atta boys from the locals. GOILERS.

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#68 pelhem grenville
June 14 2011, 05:12AM
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@Wanye

...The LouLou art? I frickin' laffed my ass off

i hadn't seen it ...waaay too funny&spot on

Game Seven in Vanchoker? can't wait

Your prediction? wow!

priceless!!!

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#69 backburner
June 14 2011, 07:47AM
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@todd

Who isn't cheering for Boston? Anyone who isn't a Vancouver fan or likes Swedish twins.

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#70 Oilcruzer
June 14 2011, 07:57AM
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Mason Raymond fractured vertebra. No indication which one other than in back. Out 4 to 6 months. Hopefully just the process ( one of the boney tips), and not the body of the vertebra.

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#71 rubbertrout
June 14 2011, 09:01AM
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backburner wrote:

@todd

Who isn't cheering for Boston? Anyone who isn't a Vancouver fan or likes Swedish twins.

I'll go on record that I like Swedish twins. Granted they are more of the Elin Nordegren variety than the B.C Ferries type.

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#72 Mantastic
June 14 2011, 02:04PM
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did anyone hear the chelsea dagger being played on the organ in the 2nd period in last nights game? awesomesauce

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#73 todd
June 14 2011, 04:49PM
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It's been really unfair for the Nucks. HOw does Boychuck not get a penalty for interfence on Maser? NO HE SHOULD NOT BE SUSPENDED. What is Marchand doing punching Sedin 6 times in a row? Kesler is getting mugged!

I am confident and will go MARK MESSIER on ALL OF YOU.

VAN WILL WIN

3-2 OT Burrows winner

BOOK IT!

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#74 todd
June 14 2011, 04:49PM
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It's been really unfair for the Nucks. HOw does Boychuck not get a penalty for interfence on Maser? NO HE SHOULD NOT BE SUSPENDED. What is Marchand doing punching Sedin 6 times in a row? Kesler is getting mugged!

I am confident and will go MARK MESSIER on ALL OF YOU.

VAN WILL WIN

3-2 OT Burrows winner

BOOK IT!

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#75 Mantastic
June 14 2011, 05:02PM
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@todd

there are lots of calls not made in the series... that was one of them. why did kesler punch chara with the refs between them?

didn't you call van winning games 3 too?

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#76 Mantastic
June 14 2011, 05:21PM
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@Matt Henderson

Gillis is gonna have another ref bitch fest today in an hour...

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#77 justDOit
June 14 2011, 06:28PM
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todd wrote:

It's been really unfair for the Nucks. HOw does Boychuck not get a penalty for interfence on Maser? NO HE SHOULD NOT BE SUSPENDED. What is Marchand doing punching Sedin 6 times in a row? Kesler is getting mugged!

I am confident and will go MARK MESSIER on ALL OF YOU.

VAN WILL WIN

3-2 OT Burrows winner

BOOK IT!

Ouch! I never thought I'd hear a 'Nuck fan quote Messier! He played horribly in Vanlandia, at what - $21M/3 yrs?

So we should also 'book', that you're quoting Mark 'NYR' Messier.

Sad to say, I don't see the home team trend being broken in this series, so you're probably pretty close.

I'll say Bos 3 - Van 1, with Marchand getting the winning goal.

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#78 LoweBlow
June 15 2011, 03:18PM
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Daniel taking 4 jabs to the head from Marchand and looks at the ref. Bloody disgrace, on Daniel's part. Marchand is is a bloody bulldog, and don't blame a dog for being a dog. He's just doing what he needs to do to win, this is the way the finals has been since forever. I hope Chara swallows the Sedins whole tonight with no trace remaining, no teeth, no proof of existence, nothing.

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