WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

Wanye
July 06 2011 02:05PM

"You are a stump. Almost as much of a stump as a person, who will go unnamed, that hasn't posted the Photoshop winner yet. *CoughWanyeCough" - Lead Hands McLezy - July 06 2011, 01:50AM

"@WanyeGretz Lead Hands also wants to know how/when he can get that oodle noodle GC, that is if it actually exists #rypunzel @marco6160" -@SHMcSteeley on twitter around 1:10 PM MST

You know we get lipped off around a lot around here. "Wanye post the radio show faster." "Wanye, post the contest winners faster." "Wanye get back from your date with my sister so you can take my mom out to the parking lot for a jolly rogering."

Cry, cry, cry.

DON'T MESS WITH WANYE

You may not realize this but we are extremely dangerous. Not as dangerous as ol' MJ here sending Mr. T into a panic for his life, but certainly dangerous enough to kick the crap out of a few folks before we get tired, or get bored, or get severely injured in the melee. 

If everyone keeps chirping us we have half a mind to return to the river valley and make our fortune collecting cans once again. We can't deal with all this pressure, its getting to be too much*

We have been working so hard trying to get jetsnation.ca ready for launch later this weekend. So you will have to excuse us if we can't be doing everything all at once** replying to tweets in seconds*** and gawking at pictures of celebrities in bikinis online ****

THE WINNER IS

What's this? The artist responsible for what is easily one of the best photoshop pictures we have ever seen is a member of Team Fist? So that means that everyone who chirps the Fist Faction for being "morons" and the like can now eat crow because one of their members has beaten the pants off of all the other photoshoppians capturing 36% of the popular vote in the poll?

Yeah. That just happened.

Second place goes out to Lord of the Rink, followed by Mullet Force, and a tie between History will be made and Back to the Mullet. But there is sweet, sweet comeuppance for the Fist haters today Nation. Lead Hands McLezy has dominated this contest and has won the $94 gift card from Oodle Noodle Downtown.

A big thank you to everyone who entered the contest. We cannot express with words currently in the English language how impressed we are with the entries and thank you all for taking time out of your busy work days - putting aside real work though it pains you - to go to the trouble of making such sweet posters.

We are going to harass our sponsors for more GCs to give away as prizes and have another contest soon. Then we will announce the winner 2 days later than expected, upload the radio show 10 hours later than expected and laugh the entire time.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster****

ANOTHER SIGN THE CURSE IS LIFTING

Check out the total at the pump that Citizen of the Nation thesquireyeg had earlier today at the Esso on Stony Plain Road and 157 Street. "I take this as another sign that Smytty's return is reordering the universe back to the way it should be. Normally I give the nozzle an extra squeeze but when I saw the total I said 'No way Jose' that will do just nice"

$94.94 on the pump?! That is crazy. It is a sign. An omen if you will.

If anyone else has Smyth Omens they see around town, take a picture and send em to your ol' pal Wanye on the twitters or on the emails at wanyegretz@gmail.com.

FOOTNOTES

*We can

**We can

***We do

****We are

******It really does.

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#51 book¡e
July 06 2011, 10:16PM
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Wanye wrote:

Meh. If people don't want to squee and yell at their local hockey squadron what are we all supposed to do about it? We can't be rigging the comments sections - when will there be time for angry birds?

I LIKE ANGRY BIRDS

*drools*

But Wanye - you could have $Billions if you do this right...

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#52 book¡e
July 06 2011, 10:17PM
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Wanye wrote:

Meh. If people don't want to squee and yell at their local hockey squadron what are we all supposed to do about it? We can't be rigging the comments sections - when will there be time for angry birds?

I LIKE ANGRY BIRDS

*drools*

Also, people want to squeeee and yell at their local hockey squadrons, but they just don't know how. You have to be the Great Leader.

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#53 David S
July 06 2011, 10:41PM
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Wanye wrote:

Would you like to have the honor of making the first article picture ever to be displayed in the history of JetsNation?

As the fine gentleman you are you are welcome to make it if you'd like. Something nice welcoming all the Jets fans into the scrum and what not.

If not, I have a picture of a dancing cat for the first article which I have half ready*

*10% ready

I smell ANOTHER PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!!!

*Sweat droplets bead on brow*

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#54 Jodes
July 07 2011, 01:46AM
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book¡e wrote:

You're now old and bitter and just can't believe how all of the kids hanging out there are wasting their lives...

Well actually I started hanging out there in my late 20s, so maybe it is about the "age" thing. So it wasn't like I was a "kid".

Bitter, maybe back then, I'm just more sarcastic and angry now lol..

I've discussed it with many people, and they've said since the fire it hasn't been the same. The patio upstairs was great the way it was.. It didn't need the uppity "new bar".

Ah Frak it.. I guesss I am old and bitter!

Damn I need a pint at BD before I head to Skynyrd!

Maybe not going for a few years will help me change my mind and get me remembering the good times, not the bad.

Oh yeah.. I'm up for this photoshop contest as well!

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#55 Spin2WinLenny
July 10 2011, 08:24AM
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Kinda late to post this but will my oilersnation account work for jets nation as well?

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