PHOTOSHOP CONTEST III: WHAT IF?

Wanye
August 29 2011 10:08PM

Man if we didn't know any better we would swear that the doggiest dog days of Summer are almost over. Calgary trading Langkow was headline news today for heavens sakes. But what are you supposed to talk about if there is nothing to talk about? WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?

*wipes brow and clears throat*

How about another photoshop contest?

THE BRIGHT IDEA

As the 2011-12 NHL season starts to appear on the distant horizon, this is generally the time when as Oilers fans we mentally wipe free the stain of disappointment from the past season and look ahead with unreasonable optimism to the new season.

"Perhaps Patrick O'Sullivan is the winger we need" you may say to yourself. Or "you know, if the Oilers brass think Dubnyk could be a starting goaltender in the NHL - then by gum so do I!" Whatever the case we will soon be shelled with stories of the Oilers overflowing depth chart and the promise that lurks around every corner.

But leading up to this point we thought it might be a good idea to look back on what might have been if some twists and turns in the Oilers plot line had gone the other way.

WHAT IF?

What if Daryl Katz had been able to convince Dany Heatly or Marian Hossa to sign for 100 odd seasons with the Oilers? What if the Oil had picked Seguin over Hall? What if the powers that be had dismissed Lowe instead of MacTavish? What if Chris Pronger hadn't (classified) that (classified) pissing off his (classified) and then forcing him to (classified). Then what?

Where would we be now? What would it look like? How would that be expressed in poster form?

Now if this is to be a photoshop contest - there is going to have to be a prize. The folks at Oodle Noodle were so pumped with the last contest's entries they decided to step up to the plate again. But this time they are sending lunch to your place of business for you and your closest 9 co-workers, excluding that jerk in accounting that you hate and your douchebag boss who probably would find a way to take the fun out of a free lunch*

So if you are living in Edmonton and area set your phasers on TASTE and get the ol' photoshop-o-matic fired up. If you are living elsewhere than the City of Champions you can enter too. We will find an old sock or something around Wanye Manor to send your way as a prize via Canada Post.

Either way we all win!

The Top 10 entries will be decided on Friday and we will all vote to beat the band over the weekend. Send em to wanyegretz@gmail.com along with any nude photos of your girlfriend/wife/sister/mother you would care to part with.

F-U-N!

*Hypothetical situation only. Your boss may actually be the douchebag in accounting.

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#1 Wax Man Riley
August 29 2011, 10:12PM
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If I knew anything about Photoshop, I would enter and come in fist!

Alas, I can barely navigate MSPaint.

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#4 Wax Man Riley
August 29 2011, 10:16PM
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Wax Man Riley wrote:

If I knew anything about Photoshop, I would enter and come in fist!

Alas, I can barely navigate MSPaint.

Or MSWindows for that matter....

....Or my blender...

.... and my VCR still just flashes:

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#5 Ales Hallsky
August 29 2011, 11:23PM
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If i could photoshop, i would incorporate a cock with his hens. That would be grand. And the hen would be wooing said cock.

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#6 Hemmertime
August 29 2011, 11:30PM
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I have my idea! Dont have photoshop though - might have an old disc of it laying around. Meh - time to try and Gimp it up.

http://www.gimp.org/

Free Photoshop-esque program for those who want to try their hand and want a tad more than paint.

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#7 Eulers
August 30 2011, 12:33AM
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What if...

Marc-Andre freaking Bergeron hadn't knocked Rolie out of the Finals?

Pronger dressed it up before he partied with it?

We gave Rolie a 2-year contract instead of Super Sunday a 4-year contract?

Sheldon Souray could keep those sultry lips shut?

and on and on it goes...

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#9 Oilers G- Nations Poet Laureate
August 30 2011, 05:26AM
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Classified Wanye?

You had to use Classified?

Classified comments

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#10 I tried it at home
August 30 2011, 07:50AM
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Actually Eulers' what ifs are great, except now IM CRYING LIKE A er, um, never mind... I would like to ask about the pic of the army dude looking like he's climbing over the ramp of the plane, who took the picture and what was he standing on??

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#11 The Towel Boy
August 30 2011, 08:04AM
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This contest could possibly open a worm hole to dimensions unknown. Photoshoppers be warned....

*steps back into blackness*

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#12 freeze
August 30 2011, 11:03AM
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Surely ON can come up with better entries than the FN Gio contest!! http://flamesnation.ca/2011/8/29/giordano-celebration-photoshop-contest-entries

Some of those were pretty funny, time to step it up ppl! You don't want Calgary to win do you?!

(I can't photoshop but I will vote)

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#13 Max Powers - Team HME Evans
August 30 2011, 12:31PM
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More photoshop contests please. I will personally put up an old 27" JVC television that doesn't work as a prize for the next one.

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#14 Quicksilver ballet
August 30 2011, 02:45PM
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3 days is a little too fast of a turnaround for me, any chance we can extend this by another week?

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#15 Buchburgler
August 30 2011, 03:12PM
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What happens if I'm the douchebag boss from accounting?

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#17 Harlie
August 30 2011, 05:28PM
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whadda ya know...wadda ya say

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_VbsCS97EA

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#18 Apples&Hay
August 30 2011, 05:31PM
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The last 2 contests were so brilliant!! I practically spit coffee across my desk laughing. Let's hope #3 lives up to the same high standard.

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#19 Gerald R. Ford
August 30 2011, 09:41PM
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@Wanye

Monday would be much preferred, oh most noble and intoxicated of men.

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#20 Wanyes bastard child
August 30 2011, 11:37PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZhN65vq9E

The video is kinda gay, the song pretty good but at the 1:07 mark... where her legs meet her back all I gotz to say is yummy :)

Thanks Wanye for reminding me of Florance!

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