GDB 70.0: HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

Jason Gregor
March 14 2012 11:46AM

Taylor Hall must have a love-hate relationship when it comes to the Columbus Blue Jackets. He has 2-5-7 in four career games v. the Jackets, however he also has his only career fight, v. Derek Dorsett, that resulted in him missing the final 17 games last season, and earlier this year Corey Potter stepped on his head during warmup in Columbus.

Luckily for Hall, and Oiler fans, he has bounced back from both freak/fluke injuries, and he'll be one of the few reason to bother watching tonight's battle of basement dwellers.

I truly hope that is the final year we will have to preview a game involving the Oilers and the term cellar-dwellars. I'm sick of writing about it, and I'm sure you are tired of reading/hearing it. No one likes covering a loser, and I know fans are getting sick of cheering for one.

Tonight could spell the end of any dream of a third consecutive 1st overall pick for the Oilers. A loss would give the Blue Jackets a 10-point lead over the Oilers in the race for 30th, but unless you are a masochist I'd assume you'd rather see a win than watch the Oilers lose to the only team below them in the standings.

STRUGGLES ON THE HOME FRONT

The Oil have lost five straight at home, and eight of their past nine, after going 14-7-3 in their first 24 home games. They can't score at Rexall Place, 16 goals in 9 games, and they haven't worked hard enough to draw any penalties. I know PPs are down across the league and the refs have let a lot go lately, but when the Oilers are skating they draw penalties.

In their last 14 games they've only had 26 PP chances (1.8 PP/game), but in their first 55 games they had 204 chances (3.7PP/game). There has been a big drop in PP chances league wide, but the Oilers dip has been much worse. In those 14 games they've had 26 PP chances to 38 PK chances, while in the previous 55 games they were almost dead even at 204 PP chances to 208 PK situations.

They've had some calls go against them lately, but they've faced the 9th lowest amount of PK chances all year, so you can't say they've been getting screwed over that bad by the officials. They need to move their feet and force the opposition to skate with them or draw penalties.

LINEUP...HARTIKAINEN DRESSES

Ben Eager had to be helped off the ice during practice yesterday after suffering more back spasms. He's out tonight. The Oilers have recalled Teemu Hartikainen and he'll likely play, and I wonder if we'll see him get a shot with Nugent-Hopkins and Eberle at some point?

Tom Renney juggled the lines at practice yesterday, and they were the same today.

Jones - RNH - Eberle
Hall - Gagner - Hemsky
Smyth - Horcoff - Omark
Hartikainen/Hordichuk - Belanger - Petrell

I do wonder if Jones will be on a short leash with Hartikainen being recalled, and in fact, I won't be surprised if Hartikainen starts the game with 93 and 14. Hartikainen has being playing very well in OKC according to Renney, and he said he'll give him a good opportunity to play. The Oilers desperately need his size, but the one thing he needs to work on is his first few steps. He's big and powerful, but he needs to improve his quickness in his first few strides. When he does that he could be a real handful for opposing defenders.

Smid - Petry
Whitney - Schultz
Peckham - Potter

Theo Peckham draws back in and Andy Sutton moves upstairs.

Dubnyk

GAME DAY PREDICTION: The Oilers are 16-4-1 at home v. the Jackets, and rather than drag the fans through another race for worst, they win 5-3 and end any talk of a 3rd straight 30th place finish.

OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: Ales Hemsky tallies two points. Hemsky has 36 points in 27 games v. the Blue Jackets. He isn't the only Oiler who lights them up. Hall has 7 points in 4 games, Ryan Smyth has 43 points in 40 games, and Columbus is the only team that Ladislav Smid has scored two goals against.

NOT-SO-OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: A late start, a battle between the 29th and 30th place team, yet many of you can't look away. You'll watch because you've become immune to the pain of watching a losing team. You still will cheer for goals, yell at the TV during giveaways, dumb decisions or weak calls. You will be torn though at 10 p.m. when Modern Family comes on. Will you watch the lovely Claire and Gloria or the trainwreck known as the Jackets and the Oilers. If you couldn't use PVR I wonder what you'll do at 10 o'clock?

QUICK HITS

  • I spoke with Ryan Smyth today and he told me he has indeed had talks with the Oilers and is confident he'll have a new deal. He didn't get into specifics, but I made a few calls and it sounds like a two-year deal is what they will agree to. Basically they are negotiating the dollars at this point. I get the sense that both sides will agree to a two-year deal.

SUPER SNIPER

Steven Stamkos scored his 50th goal of the season last night, and he joined some pretty elite company in doing so.

  • He's only the 7th player in NHL history to have two 50-goal seasons before turning 23. He joins Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Mike Bossy, Joe Nieuwendyk, Pavel Bure and Alex Ovechkin.
     
  • Stamkos has a whopping 40 EV goals so far. Malkin is 2nd in the league in goals with 38 total.
     
  • Only 4 players have scored 40 EV goals in the last 15 years. Stamkos, Oveckin (43 in 2008), Bure (45 in 2000) and Temmu Selanne (41 in 1998).
     
  • Stamkos has 40 EV goals, the Kings entire team has 101.
     
  • He is only the 43rd player in NHL history with two 50-goal seasons.
     
  • He is half way to joining a very elite group of snipers with at least four 50-goal seasons. Only 14 players tallied 50 goals four times: Gretzky and Bossy (9), Lemieux and Marcel Dionne (6), Bure, Steve Yzerman, Bobby Hull, Brett Hull, Guy Lafleur and Phil Esposito (5) and Ovechkin, Jari Kurri, Michel Goulet and Tim Kerr (4).
     
  • Stamkos has to be a finalist for the Hart. Goal scoring across the league is down, yet he's still lighting it up. The hardest thing to do in the NHL is score goals, and he's got 12 more than every other player. Does any goalie or player have a 24% better SV% or GAA than everyone else. No. Too bad Stamkos plays in Tampa or everyone would be talking about what a great year he is having. 50 goals today is equal to 69 goals in the 80s and early 90s. He's having one of the best goal-scoring seasons of all-time and should be recognized for it.

WANNA RIDE?

Do you wanna ride in the MS Bike Tour on June 9th and 10th? I have teamed up with United Cycle and formed TEAM GREGOR for this year's tour. We are going to make it a fun-filled two days and we'll have some kick-ass team uniforms and some cool swag for our team members.

If you are interested riding in our team email gregor@theteam1260.com. You will need to raise a minimum of $3,000 to join our team. My goal is to raise $100,000 this year, and I've already locked up over $20,000.

If you want to donate to the cause you can here. Thanks for your support and I look forward to having you join our team.

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One of Canada's most versatile sports personalities. Jason hosts The Jason Gregor Show, weekdays from 2 to 6 p.m., on TSN 1260, and he writes a column every Monday in the Edmonton Journal. You can follow him on Twitter at twitter.com/JasonGregor
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#51 Smokey
March 14 2012, 04:53PM
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Reality Check to the head wrote:

WHY OH WHY is Theo Peckham dressing? Havent we all seen enough of this train derailment?

MVP is termed as the Most Valuable Player to their team. I would vote for Malkin. I like Stamkos, goaltending aside, he is carrying a good team that is missing Crosby.

Ill take him over Barker. Even if Peckman causes two bad goals at least he may try to kill someone or fight at least. Barker just is twice the derailment with out the fistacuffs.

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#53 Smokey
March 14 2012, 05:09PM
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Jason wrote:

Sutton really should be a 7th defenseman that can move in and out of the lineup. I would suggest that him being a healthy scratch isn't a negative thing... but rather him being in the lineup every night is a much more damning indication of where this team is at currently on the blueline.

I have no problem with Sutton in this role. Having said that, 1.75 million for a 7th defenseman who is 36-years-old seems pretty high.

I think your getting a whole lotta crazy for 1.75 mil. When Sutton plays the other team is aware of him on the ice. It is a bit high for him, but I don`t think we should be worrying about paying a 6-7 guy half a mil to much. The one thing I like is Sutton gets it. If someone cheeps one of the kids, hes the guy who going to after the other teams stars. Think of that the next time you see him roughing up someone in the corner for looking at Taylor Hall the wrong way next year. There are too few guys on this team that intimidate like he does. That will make the contract more palatable. The team is going to ions below the salary cap anyways, and its not going to throw a wrench into their plans.

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#54 Word
March 14 2012, 05:42PM
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Smyth is old enough now that he's allowed to have a bonus-laden contract right? I was hoping they could come up with something where he gets base of $2M with up to $1.5M in bonuses.

That said, you can't blame Smyth for wanting the contract to be as term-heavy as possible. He wants a ring, and he knows he won't get one next year (barring a post-puberty 4-inch growth spurt by Omark). If I was Smyth, I'd be asking my Agent to get me in on a deal of 3 years at $1.3M per with a NMC, just so I had the best chance of being around when Eberle scores his first of many SCF Game 7 Tripe-OT winners.

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#55 Ken
March 14 2012, 05:53PM
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I saw this exact thing happen with the early Oilers.

Solution: Name Hall as team captain and this team will turn around as fast as when they named Gretzky as captain

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#56 Oilcruzer
March 14 2012, 06:10PM
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Jasmine wrote:

How often does this have to be said. The Oilers would not have won the lottery as they would have finished with the fourth worst record and would have fallen in the lottery. The Caps had the fifth worst record and would have won the lottery.

Duh...

And how does that make winning the game to get out of the CHANCE for winning the lottery smarter?

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#57 TonyT
March 14 2012, 06:32PM
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I'm hoping the Oilers don't win another game all year (except for next week against Calgary). Not for Nail but because there's no way the management staff of back to Back to BACK 30th place teams gets renewed right? RIGHT!?

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#58 Wanyes bastard child
March 14 2012, 06:38PM
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TonyT wrote:

I'm hoping the Oilers don't win another game all year (except for next week against Calgary). Not for Nail but because there's no way the management staff of back to Back to BACK 30th place teams gets renewed right? RIGHT!?

Umm... Calgary is in two days ;)

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#59 OILERSORDEATH
March 14 2012, 08:33PM
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Hands of stones Jones!!! Jesus what a joke

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#60 Oilcruzer
March 14 2012, 08:41PM
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Cam wrote:

I'm in cancun, can someone post a feed please

Next time go all inclusive

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#61 Bryzarro World
March 14 2012, 08:41PM
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@Wax Man Riley

Ya my bad. Just getting hard for me to justify spending money on season tickets with this crap going on. I'm just an idiot tossing money away to another bunch of idiots that just deliver excuses. Not right to take out frustration on others... usually.

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#62 Reg Dunlop
March 14 2012, 10:18PM
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2 teams looking to stay healthy for golf season. Oil looking good in this non-contact game. I can't wait to see real hockey next pre-season.

Man, do I ever complain alot... no wonder I have 2 divorces on my resume.

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#63 steelymac
March 14 2012, 10:25PM
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Would you give columbus our first overall for Johansson?

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#64 Shaun Doe
March 14 2012, 10:37PM
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Every now and then the streamed feeds of the game show the sportsnet broadcast without commercials so you get to hear Gene and the boys chatting off camera. So right before Dubnyk's post game interview you got to see Gene and Devan standing in the hallway just looking akward until Dubbie looks at Gene and starts crouching asking him if he wants him to kneel for the interview. Pretty funny to watch the players interact with the media guys.

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#65 JImmy
March 15 2012, 09:32AM
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Hide your kids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnaVoTfkqa8

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#66 bmac
March 19 2012, 11:14PM
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

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