1st ANNUAL NATION DRAFT

Wanye
January 18 2013 02:33PM

If we were still a kid we would yell "HOCKEY IS BACK IN 1 SLEEP" because that is how we measured things back in those days. Now we are far more mature and the return of the NHL season means it is time for us at Nation HQ to get to steppin! More articles, more writers more games! More everything! Try things! Hurry!

To that end we are proud to introduce the first annual Nation Draft presented by United Cycle.

SAY WHAT MEOW

"Why Wanye, what is a Nation Draft?" you may be asking as you lounge about your glorious mansion in some sort of fur pant suit. A Nation Draft is your standard pay to play hockey draft where you pick a top scoring player from a group of four 28-mind-testing times thinking it is so easy. Only to later find out that Brett Lindros retired years ago and couldn't possibly outscore Dane Byers.

Then you submit your team and we email you every Monday breaking things down for you and then you win an avalanche of prizes.

Think that Ovechkin will outscore Fistric? That kind of genius is exactly what we are looking for. Say, have you been working out lately? What a package deal you are beauty and brains

(insert other flattery here until sufficiently buttered up)

WHATS IN IT FOR ME?

Uh ever hear of Prize-a-Palooza? Cause that's right here friend. We have rounded up over $10,000 in prizes including a $5,000 shopping spree at United Cycle or FIRST PLACE, Prepaid Visas raining down from the sky, crested Jerseys, Pint Gift Certificates, Oodle Noodle GCs, Jiffy Lube Oil changes, iTunes cards and much more!

That's right, show us your hockey knowledge and you win a $5,000 shopping spree at United Cycle.

We will be releasing the final number of prizes and denominations in total once the number of entries has been finalized but we already have 100 prizes in a pile marked "DON'T TOUCH" here at Nation HQ. And if we don't give them all away we will be forced to change the oil in the WanyeMobile dozens of times in a row.

Please don't let that happen.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR SOCIETY?

A portion of the proceeds from this draft will be going to the MS Bike Tour and the Inner City Children’s Program as so awesomely supported by the pair of Jasons -  Mr. Gregor and Mr. Strudwick.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME AGAIN?

Over $10,000 in prizes remember? HOLY ATTENTION SPAN

WHAT DO I DO

                                     Just click here to enter!

 

Final note: You must be 18 years of age or older and a resident of Alberta to play

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#51 Fatbob24
January 18 2013, 08:43PM
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I had a good chuckle at the opening spiel, "If we were still a kid we would yell "HOCKEY IS BACK IN 1 SLEEP" because that is how we measured things back in those days. "

I propped a guy in the last article for saying that same thing..

.will I ever get to eat at the big table?? *sad sigh*

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#52 druds
January 18 2013, 09:54PM
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I was declined as well....you should make it that we can use paypal and that would solve a lot of this nonsense

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#53 unca miltie
January 18 2013, 11:07PM
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I'm in..donation to good causes

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#54 kgogshig
January 19 2013, 12:24AM
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Love Monkey wrote:

If you say so Wanye. Didn't know the Nation had an extensive legal dept. Don't worry, I'm not going to tell my Inspector buddies. I'll be signing them up too...

Seriously, did my 20 years in etown, currently a non resident, Pissed i can't enter the draft....but the fact that the Nation might even have a lawyer on retainer makes me want enter nation rehab, reminds me of the time I was in sunday school and they asked me to draw a picture of jesus.

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#55 kgogshig
January 19 2013, 12:25AM
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@kgogshig

needless to say that was the last time i went to church

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#56 David S
January 19 2013, 12:27AM
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book¡e wrote:

Damn, I bet all of the Oilers would be here like all of the time if there were just an

OILERS NATION ART GALLERY

showing all of the cool photoshop images and all of the cool various other Artworks that have been presented here.

So, I look forward to the

OILERS NATION ART GALLERY.

Please let us know when the

OILERS NATION ART GALLERY

is posted.

It will only take about 10 minutes to collect the images and put them on a page called

OILERS NATION ART GALLERY .

Thank you in advance.

Two words: Copyright infringement.

Most of the contest entries contain images shamelessly lifted from the internetz.

Still, an OILERS NATION ART GALLERY would take no time at all to post up, so what the h3ll man?

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#57 Vintage Flame
January 19 2013, 12:40AM
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The FIST question that popped up was;

Are you an Oilers fan?

I clicked "No"

Message popped up;

Then you may proceed! #EatSh!tOilers

This is going to be a good pool... Game on Shelbyville

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#58 kgogshig
January 19 2013, 01:30AM
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Just perusing the 2000 draft, Top 3 in games played from that year:

Fist: Scott Hartnell: 843 2nd: Lubomir Visnovski: 771 3rd: Nick Schultz: 763

With lubo being suspended, i see Schultzy moving up to 2nd pretty quick.

Hopefully his vast experience helps Justin Schultz tread water in his rookie season

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#59 Travis Dakin
January 19 2013, 02:15AM
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What do you mean picking Hemsky isn't an option?

Is it because you're afraid that everyone who picked him would win? Becuase that's what would happen.

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#60 Skidplate
January 19 2013, 09:06AM
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Entered with no issues this morning. (The winning team by the way)!! Wasn't surprised at the lack of Flamers as choices.

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#61 Matty31
January 19 2013, 10:03AM
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Credit card part of entry not working!!!

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#62 SmellOfVictory
January 19 2013, 11:09AM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Can I enter and also cheat and then win?

You gonna run around knee capping hockey players, or what?

GO TEAM EXCESSIVE FIST! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE LIKE THE SUCKY LOSERS YOU ARE

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#63 pelhem grenville
January 19 2013, 03:24PM
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IF I'M EXCLUDED THEN AT LEAST HAVE

OILERS NATION PHOTO GALLERY !!!

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#64 Clyde Frog
January 19 2013, 03:30PM
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I'm sorry The Wingmen have been entered. Feel free to fight for second place amongst yourselves.

That is all.

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#65 Talbot17
January 19 2013, 09:27PM
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When is the deadline to enter ?

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