GDB 12.0: COYOTES

Wanye
October 26 2013 12:49PM

 

The poor and sickly Phoenix Coyotes (6-3-2) play the Mighty Edmonton Oilers (3-7-1) today at the gentlemanly hour of 1 PM. There are only so many ways you can write about a last place Oilers team needing to pick up the pace and climb back into the thick of things. 

Here goes attempt #405,606.

AN ETERNITY OF WAIT

Is this all there is to look forward to as an Oilers fan? Getting up at the crack of noon to cheer on a last place Western Conference team against the crappy Coyotes who are somehow or other 6th place in the West despite being 1000 fold crappier than the Oil on paper?

No. One has to keep the faith against all odds that there is more than this in store for us. One has to believe the Oilers won't always be playing sub .500 hockey losing games they should win and forcing the perpetual witch hunt among Oilers fans trying to figure out "WHOSE FAULT IS THIS?! I WANT HEADS ROLLING DOWN STREETS DAMMIT"

The Oilers are far better and still losing than other seasons when they were frankly just bad and losing. It's a far different matter to be cheering for the first pick overall in the 2012 entry draft to turn around a slow start than expect Ryan Potulny to forget he is Ryan Potulny and lead the team out of the darkness.

We will all watch every Oilers game for the next 50 years regardless of result and they know it. It will come around we just have to sit tight and wait. 

*taps foot expectantly*

LINEUPS - GOOD GUYS

According to our newest friends over at DailyFaceOff.com the Oilers lineup is as follows this afternoon:

And the defensive corps will breakdown like so:

And finally the Oilers have elected to start LaBarbera in between the pipes against his former club.

LINEUPS - BAD GUYS

Given their brutal skill, low compete level and poor odour the Coyotes don't even go to the trouble of announcing their lineup prior to puck drop at their website. Luckily we can go back to DailyFaceOff who somehow figures these things out with uncanny accuracy.

HAHA you call that a lineup? BizNasty is still in the league? Antoine Vermette? How old is he like 145? This is gonna be a beat down of epic proportions.

Who the hell are any of these people? If we passed David Schlemko in the street we wouldn't cast him so much as a sideways glance. No no, these poor examples of NHL players won't have a prayer against the Mighty Oil this afternoon nor will Mike Smith - tasked with the unenviable duty of keeping the biscuit out of the basket for Phoenix this afternoon.

Good luck with that buddy.

*spits on the ground*

LOOKING AHEAD...

GAME DAY PREDICTION: The Oilers win 6-2 with Jordan Eberle netting two wonderous goals.

OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: The Oilers not picking Shane Doan in the 1995 Entry Draft will not go unnoticed by the announcers who will point out the stellar career Doan has gone on to have in the desert for what must be the millionth time.

NOT-SO-OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: Steve Kelly, tired of the MSM calling him out year after year for not measuring up to the career of Shane Doan boycotts the NHL in its entirety for the next 30 years. No one notices.

So lets sit back and enjoy the match shall we? Win or lose lets all just sit back and take in the spectacle of it all. Hits, fights, cheers and the odd goal here and there if the Hockey Gods allow. Speaking of spectacles give the Ohio State marching band moonwalking across the field a quick look. It's pretty sick.

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#51 Bucknuck
October 26 2013, 03:39PM
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One reason the Oilers lost: Goaltending.

Otherwise I thought they played well. They might have done better with an empty net, though. The team cannot win when the Goalies can't stop a puck. It's ridiculous.

I'm sick of watching a good team effort spoiled by one crappy goaltending performance after another. Garbage.

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#52 MessyEH!
October 26 2013, 04:00PM
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Greg wrote:

Fire Kevin Lowe... i dont even want to comment on todays game right now... Just fire Kevin Lowe...

Only Lowe would dislike your comment.

Kevin Lowe. Suck it.

That is all.

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#53 Greg
October 26 2013, 04:09PM
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Dan 1919 wrote:

Not everyone! Remember MacT had a terrible hockey team competing for a playoff spot every year. Once he left as head coach they plummeted to dead last, then once they were there, all of a sudden it was a, "planned rebuild."

From there KLowe absolutely destroyed the team leaving only AHL players and had been NHLers with no compete or drive. Unfortunately the new young guns that came in only had these terrible, uncaring players to play and learn from. 4 or however many years later, here we are, it's time to actually play hockey but the team doesn't know how to compete or play every shift because KLowe absolutely hung the team out to dry in the rebuilding/developmental stages... And we have terrible goaltending, but this post was focussing on KLowe's incompetence.

As sad as it is, I think a real rebuild started this year when they brought in a GM that could do something, it will likely take 2 to 3 years with MacT making solid decisions before we finally see good hockey again.

i'll agree with you when it comes to MacT. he knows hockey. for one year Lowe gave him his type of players in 05-06. after that we've had nothing but small skill. and that is not how you line up a coach like MacT with success. if we want MacT and success we need to get bigger. we can with with small skill too don't get me wrong. but we have way too much of that here. no balance at all.

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#54 rob
October 26 2013, 04:33PM
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Bucknuck wrote:

One reason the Oilers lost: Goaltending.

Otherwise I thought they played well. They might have done better with an empty net, though. The team cannot win when the Goalies can't stop a puck. It's ridiculous.

I'm sick of watching a good team effort spoiled by one crappy goaltending performance after another. Garbage.

agree totally,now thats the winnipeg game,toronto game and now pkeonix game or 6 points we could have(not to mention other crappy goaltending).Mact needs to get us a goalie now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#55 Dan 1919
October 26 2013, 04:34PM
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hallthetime wrote:

That will be a one decade of crap.

Fall to hands and knees in defeat.

We are officially a Panthers/Thrashers organization (I know the Thrashers are gone but we live strong in their legacy).

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#56 Thumby
October 26 2013, 04:55PM
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Alsker wrote:

Im confused. And it's definitely not the amount of beer/rum which I was once again forced to consume due to another Oiler performance. When Gadzic arrived, he was like a pitbull trained to fight, attack anything that got in his way, now he seems like like a puppydog going thru potty training. Im not picking on him, but every tough, hardnosed, in your face kind of guy we've seen in the last 7 years has been trained(broken) of what got them their jobs in the first place. Eager, Hordichuck, Bigmac, changed and watched their careers end(basically), those who resisted were moved:Torres,Chimera,Brodziak. Maybe kLowe should go back and watch videos of McSorley,MacClellan,Semenko,Hunter,Jackson,etc. to remind him of WHO really were the reasons behind why 99,17,9,77 were able to do what they did. It certainly wasn't because of #4 hooking,holding, interfering 'cause he was caught flat footed constantly that gave them the space on the ice or gave fear to the opposing forwards in front of our net.

Who was 77?

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#57 6 ring circus
October 26 2013, 04:59PM
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After 7 years of watching this garbage you would think that Katz would clue in that the problem with this organization starts with his president K Lowe and works it's way down,how much longer does the fan base need to put up with this before there is some accountability and changes?

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#58 Mac962
October 26 2013, 05:50PM
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Oh YEAH -Eakins ? Come here son , you have potential, but for now i need you to go back to the minors with Yak, keep your chin up and work hard. You / we really do ....not have any structure and if its not so much you, GET RID of Buchburger and Smith !! they add nothing.

Katz ? you there ? or are you squirrelled up with all your bucks and hugging K-lowe ? Your team sucks and i wont go to Rexall pharmacy until you fix it. [ Boy i sure told him didn't i !]

Ticked off again ....

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#59 Romanus
October 26 2013, 09:29PM
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Next up, is Connor McJesus. wrote:

The Oilers were awesome today. If it weren't for a hot goaltender in Smith, the Oilers would've mowed down the Yotes, or any other NHL team down today. Just need one more save per game to help keep us in it. Keep missing by a pubic hair, but Damn are we skilled.

Oh so close night after night it seems. We must lead this league in moral victories. Stay the course!

Someone hack your account?

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#60 MessyEH!
October 27 2013, 01:40AM
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Next up, is Connor McJesus. wrote:

The Oilers were awesome today. If it weren't for a hot goaltender in Smith, the Oilers would've mowed down the Yotes, or any other NHL team down today. Just need one more save per game to help keep us in it. Keep missing by a pubic hair, but Damn are we skilled.

Oh so close night after night it seems. We must lead this league in moral victories. Stay the course!

Have you been wearing a plastic bag instead of the paper one?

We worry about you.

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#61 David S
October 26 2013, 01:04PM
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WANYE GDB'S FTW!!!

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#62 Doug Diggler
October 26 2013, 01:04PM
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haha gene is going to kill somebody with that golf ball

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#63 vetinari
October 26 2013, 01:16PM
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Why can't we have nice things Wanye? Why?

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#64 Alsker
October 26 2013, 01:38PM
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MessyEH! wrote:

Did you just bitch slap me, through my phone?

Lol, not sure if he did but if Ebersqueee doesnt pocket a goal today you WILL feel the full force of a Wanye slap!

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#65 Alsker
October 26 2013, 01:50PM
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David S wrote:

The Coyotes are a bunch of dirty rotten filthy cheaters. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!

For a sec there I thought i was in the Polllz section. Nice to see you, oh, we're winning so this will remain DSF free zone til the tide turns.

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#66 Cynic
October 26 2013, 02:06PM
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It's called satire, children. Somebody break out some SCTV tapes.

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#67 Alsker
October 26 2013, 02:34PM
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fig pucker wrote:

holy s***, we need a goalie neither labarbra or duby should ever be allowed in net again, i wouldn't give you a stale bag of chips for either one of thrse monkeys!

ROFL...see post #15...ok, enough Bud time for rum!!!

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#68 Alsker
October 26 2013, 02:41PM
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Now that was PRETTY!!!! Perron for MVP(about as obvious a statement I will make this year)!!Woooooohooooooo....

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#69 MessyEH!
October 26 2013, 02:43PM
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Ok, ordering a Perron jersey. Wish his number was better.

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#70 Alsker
October 26 2013, 02:43PM
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Poor play by Petry but there was no hook, he was too lazy to hook he just shoved the coyote...epic. 2 min for being too lazy to take a penalty!.

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#71 Lofty
October 26 2013, 02:48PM
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MessyEH! wrote:

Ok, ordering a Perron jersey. Wish his number was better.

Only guy scoring on the first two lines is also the only guy going to the net?

Wonder why that is?

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#72 MessyEH!
October 26 2013, 02:52PM
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Perron plays hockey. I mean real hockey. In your face. I liked ole wasis name. But I love perron.

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#73 Mac962
October 26 2013, 02:54PM
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Perron is a winner and hates to lose. We need a few more of him.

Lets go boys Rally caps on - BIG 3RD ....

Please.

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#74 Spydyr
October 26 2013, 03:00PM
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What the heck was LaBarbera doing showing some fire.Who does he think he is Roy?

Wonder what he said to get put back in?

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#75 Spydyr
October 26 2013, 03:02PM
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Wax Man Riley wrote:

Pitlick's knee??

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Looked higher to me a charlie horse or hip.Anyhow welcome to the NHL kid keep your head up.

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#76 Wax Man Riley
October 26 2013, 03:14PM
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Spydyr wrote:

Looked higher to me a charlie horse or hip.Anyhow welcome to the NHL kid keep your head up.

Maybe. I thought it looked like he was grabbing his knee as he skated off.

Either way, I'm sure someone will say we need more toughness, and that is why injuries keep happening.

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#77 Alsker
October 26 2013, 03:28PM
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Ok this is getting a little silly, Petrys was no hook, not sure what ference's penalty was but really, do they get a bonus for non-penalties called?(yah I know, take off the rose colored glasses but really????). I'm still choked as to why Hanzal wasnt turfed after his hit on Petry!!!!!!

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#78 Alsker
October 26 2013, 03:29PM
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Spydyr wrote:

So if he is out does Omark get the call up or do they try to replace Pitlick's skill set?

I would get Omark up just don't let him read any Thornton quotes .We don't need any locker room distractions.

We have enough guys who dont play in our end of the ice we dont need another!!!

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#79 Poolanov
October 26 2013, 03:37PM
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Huge game...better start the back up?????????

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#80 Alsker
October 26 2013, 03:37PM
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So where is this urgency/drive for the other 58 minutes? Another 2 points we should have had...really tired of this same old same old.

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#81 Crackenbury
October 26 2013, 03:55PM
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I'm going to waive the 24 hour rule about commenting about a game just played. I can't take it anymore! It's always something with this organization. Bad goaltending, poor defence, excessive injuries, whatever. Other teams have shown you don't have to go through 7 years of absolute crap to get better. This team is seriously damaged. I've been an Oiler fan since the WHA, but it's time to seriously consider giving up the Oilers as the team I follow. It's starting to look like a lot more fun to buy Center Ice and pick a quality organization to cheer for. Coming back to this board and pointing out everything that's wrong with the Oilers sounds good too.

The reality is I'll be tuned into the LA game tomorrow hoping that is the start of something better.

There's something wrong with me, that I continue to hope this team gets its act together and becomes an actual competent NHL franchise.

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#82 Greg
October 26 2013, 04:01PM
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Crackenbury wrote:

I'm going to waive the 24 hour rule about commenting about a game just played. I can't take it anymore! It's always something with this organization. Bad goaltending, poor defence, excessive injuries, whatever. Other teams have shown you don't have to go through 7 years of absolute crap to get better. This team is seriously damaged. I've been an Oiler fan since the WHA, but it's time to seriously consider giving up the Oilers as the team I follow. It's starting to look like a lot more fun to buy Center Ice and pick a quality organization to cheer for. Coming back to this board and pointing out everything that's wrong with the Oilers sounds good too.

The reality is I'll be tuned into the LA game tomorrow hoping that is the start of something better.

There's something wrong with me, that I continue to hope this team gets its act together and becomes an actual competent NHL franchise.

i hear you. it obvious the oilers don't care about giving us a quality product anymore. its all about selling the hype. it's so hard to stop watching. for some reason i cant stop watching games. i wish i could just give up too. i truly do.

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#83 hallthetime
October 26 2013, 04:24PM
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@Dan 1919

That will be a one decade of crap.

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#84 Loweblows
October 26 2013, 05:08PM
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Another game, another loss. I have been cheering the Oilers since the WHA and I gotta say that even though were only 10 games in this is the most frustrated and angriest I have ever felt about this organization. I live in Calgary and always enjoy the banter I recieve when I wear my Oiler gear but to be honest I dont wear my hat outside the house because frankly its embarrassing. Its always excuses for this team. Goaltending, too small, not experienced yada yada yada. Kevin Lowe couldnt manage a pee wee team. Lowe has got to go! Also what the f&@# happened to our PP and PK. Calgary rebuild: 1 year. Edmonton rebuild: year 7 and counting. What a joke!

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#85 Alsker
October 26 2013, 05:13PM
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Thumby wrote:

Who was 77?

Sorry, Coffey wore 77 after he left us, my bad!! Way oo many buds and Capt M.s, sorry.!

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#86 **
October 26 2013, 05:31PM
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dailyfaceoff is an awesome website.

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#87 Alsker
October 26 2013, 06:51PM
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Harry wrote:

The management/ownership team will take notice once the rink stops selling out every game. And if the fans that do show up take a page out of the leafs book and wear paper bags over their heads.

To the fans who live in EDM. Stop going to the games and the right people will start to notice.

Considering what it costs me to go to a game, no I will be there, tho granted the bag thing sounds like fun but not at 7$ a beer. Thus the problem, no matter how much we bicker/bitch kLowe and friends will turn both a blind eye and a deaf ear to the true problem. Like most crown corps until they privatize(CEO..Lowe.. has directors to answer to) nothing will change and old 6 rings will flaunt his greatness for all to see on HNIC. Yuck, do every one a favor Kevin and find a new company to destroy!!!

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#88 Alsker
October 26 2013, 07:03PM
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@Next up, is Connor McJesus.

Oh man, I love it, did you just get off the phone with kLowe. Dude that was better than a real Feaster quote. Props X 10 my friend!!!

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#89 Loweblows
October 26 2013, 08:35PM
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My wife asks me why I continue watching oilers games when they make me so angry. Had no answer. Think I will take up a less corrosive habit like smoking crack.

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#90 Reg Dunlop
October 26 2013, 11:31PM
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^^^^^^ Now, that's funny.

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#91 Bjm
October 27 2013, 07:11PM
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The accomplishments of KLowe, MacT, Bucky, Smith, Acton , and the hangers on in the scouting ranks (Sammy? ) are bring tarnished, if not forgotten, with the pathetic results so far. Playoff race is over already. Let Eakins bring in his own assistants. Get a goalie in here. Target a legitimate 1or 2 D-Man and make a hockey trade. This whole thing is sinking fast.

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