GDB 36.0: FEASTER AND FAMINE

Jason Gregor
April 03 2013 02:53PM

While the Flames shipped out Jarome Iginla and Jay Bouwmeester and replaced them with prospects that Barry Fraser wouldn't draft, the Oilers skate into the Saddledome ready to show Flames fans what six years of sucking can do for you.

The Flames haven't won a playoff series since 2004, the Oilers have won three since then, and in 24 days the Phlegms will be out of the playoffs for the 4th straight year. Make no mistake the last seven years have been brutal for Oilers fans, but at least they have something to show for their loyalty. The Oilers seven-year drought produced Taylor Hall, Jordan Eberle, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Nail Yakupov, Magnus Paajarvi and Sam Gagner.

The Flames' plunge into suckville has garnered them first rounders like: Mikael Backlund (softer than oleo), Greg Nemisz (4th liner in AHL), Tim Erixon (oops, he wouldn't sign in your dump of a city), _______ (didn't have 1st or 2nd round pick when missing 2010 playoffs), Sven Baertschi (solid potential 2nd liner) and Mark Jankowski (say it slowly, Stanstead College in Quebec).

Rob Schremp and Marc Pouliot had a brighter future.

Most Oilers fans won't poke that much fun at Calgary, okay one might in a few paragraphs, mainly because Edmontonians doesn't possess the inferiority complex that exists in Calgary. Oiler fans won't need to say, "At least we finished higher in the standings than you," which was the rallying cry in Calgary the last three years.

Think about that for a second.

Your team never made the playoffs, in fact they "Choked" every year in the final ten games. For the past three years, the Flames were close to the playoffs with ten games to go, and in those combined 30 games, you won a paltry 12. You averaged 4 wins in the final 10 games of the season in your annual push-to-the-playoffs-only-to-fail-and-not-get-a-top-ten-pick.

The only thing more inept than Steve Tambellini's summer free agent signings, is the Flames management in February and March and the Flames play on the ice in March and April.

Which leads us to tonight...

The Oilers and their fans head into this game knowing they will win, which is exactly how the Flames and their fans have felt the last three years. It won't be much of a battle, considering the Flames most effective forward these days is Brian McGrattan.

The Flames got a better return for Joe Piskula than they have for Jarome Iginla and Jay Bouwmeester. At least McGrattan is on your team and contributing. Top-notch GMing by Feaster and company.

  • Hall/Nugent-Hopkins/Eberle
  • Paajarvi/Gagner/Hemsky
  • Jones/Horcoff/Yakupov
  • Brown/Smyth/Petrell

  • Smid/Petry
  • N.Schultz/J.Schultz
  • Whitney/Potter

  • Dubnyk

The Flames will counter with a lineup that would battle stage an epic battle with the 2010 Oilers:

GAME DAY PREDICTION: Oilers win their 5th straight with an easy 4-2 win. The Oilers top line has combined for 19 points in the last four games and they will register six tonight.

OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: Many in Calgary will claim, "Awesome deal, getting something (5th rounder) for Blake Comeau." Get used to saying this Flames fans, as you enter into the phase where you think every draft pick will pan out eventually.

NOT-SO-OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: After he admitted Monday night that he hadn't been, "intellectually honest about his team," Jay Feaster announces during the 2nd period intermission that the Flames will indeed be a playoff contender next year. "Mikka Kiprusoff begged me not to trade him today. He's committed to winning and we will sign him to an extension in the summer.

"Also, now that Jarome Iginla, who secretly always preferred his hometown over Calgary, is gone our core guys will flourish. Want to wager on where we finish relative to Edmonton next year? I’ll tell you very honestly. I’m getting a little sour. How many teams . . . every year, for the last 10 years, five years, eight years, have finished in the bottom five, bottom seven, bottom 10? They’ve had a pick anywhere from No. 1 to No. 10 year after year after year after year, and they still wander in the desert. And they’re no closer to getting out than they were 10 years ago. We are still positioned better than the Oilers," screams Feaster. 

Good times...

***UPDATE...Turns out the NSOGDB wasn't that far off... An actual quote from Jay Feaster today..."Murray Edwards (Flames majority owner)  told me last evening that he expects us to be in the playoffs next year." You can't make this up. Wow, Edwards is delusional if he believes that. 

AND NOW A WORD FROM A DIEHARD OILER FAN

Jeanshorts runs the Oilersnation twitter and when he heard I was writing this GDB he begged me to let him write a quite blurb on behalf of all Oilers fans... so here goes... 

Oh, Calgary...

Where do we even begin? 

You're like the Springfield Tire Yard of the NHL; You're ugly, can be smelled in 46 states (and 10 provinces) and you're nothing but a humungous pile of burning rubble at this point.  

If this is what Jay Fester considers "retooling" then dear god DO NOT let him near your car. It'd be like Pimp My Ride if instead of putting TV's and a new engine in they blew the car up and told you to "never speak of this again!" 

Although, it's not like we should really be surprised that Feaster buttfumbled BOTH the Iginla and Bouwmeester trades. We've all seen Spaceballs; it's only a matter of time until he accidentally locks himself in a limousine and eats himself to death. 

But hey, it's not all no-name prospects and crying into your cousins breasts in Cowtown. I mean, at least your leading goal scorer isn't former Oiler 4th liner Curtis Glencross. 

And it's not like you're relying on a guy who hasn't played an NHL game in 4 years and only has 11 career wins to be your number one goalie next season.

Or that your hot-shot first round pick flamed out (PUN INTENDED) with only one assist in his 10-game stint. 

Or that you traded away two of your marquee players and somehow wound up with an even worse prospect pool than you started with, which was already one of the worst in the league. 

Actually, basically all that's left is for Murray Edwards to sign Feaster to a five year extension and you'll be set!  

 You know what, this is typical Calgary. First you steal all our business headquarters and now you have the audacity to steal the title of "Most Comically Inept Run Team In The National Hockey League"? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! 

Unfortunately Calgary looks like they'll be rewarded for this absolute atrocity of a season with a top-three pick. The good thing is that with their recent draft history the nation of Bosnia will be able to celebrate their country's first ever draft pick as the Flames select their top high school player Ahmed Mujo (56GP-0G-0A). 

We fully believe in Karma and things coming full circle. Flames fans, and management, have been ripping the Oilers futility hard for the last 4 years. I hope you brought a flashlight, sleeping bag and foamy Calgary, because the basement is dark, damp and it smells like Jerry Sandusky's rec room. Payback's a bitch and this one's going to hurt. A lot. 

Tell your hot cousin I said what's up. 

"They're ALL my hot cousin!" - Guy from Calgary

Love, Oilersnation

 RECENTLY BY JASON GREGOR

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One of Canada's most versatile sports personalities. Jason hosts The Jason Gregor Show, weekdays from 2 to 6 p.m., on TSN 1260, and he writes a column every Monday in the Edmonton Journal. You can follow him on Twitter at twitter.com/JasonGregor
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#51 vetinari
April 03 2013, 11:21PM
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Been a blast guys, good night and good luck to all the Flames fans that hung around until the bitter end. It gets easier. In 3 to 5 years.

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#52 Charlie Huddy
April 03 2013, 11:22PM
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Best game I've watched in 6 years. If only the Oil played Calgary 48 times this season.

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#53 m3sh
April 04 2013, 12:08AM
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drdoogie16 wrote:

@Jasongregor

Jason, thin-skinned maybe a bit, however thin-haired you got that one covered or I guess not covered in this case. Never have I seen as many posts on this sight - all the 'Oil' fan as they proudly call themselves have jumped out of their half tons and onto the old bandwagon once more. I'll give you greasy mullet heads this, you do stand behind your team!! The beauty of the new 'parody rules' NHL is that there is no long rebuild unless you are the Oiler or the Islanders. Didn't we think that the Habs, Blue Jackets and Ducks were going to be bottom feeders this year. What about Phoenix, NJ and St. Louis the previous year? Don't make idiotic statements like the Flames or any other franchise except the Oil are going to suck for 9 straight years. It ain't gonna happen so sorry to break it to you inbreds. Enjoy the rest of the season 'OIL FANS'!!!!

Ahahaha. This is the 1st stage of grieving my friend: Denial.

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#54 oilman3
April 04 2013, 12:10AM
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drdoogie16 wrote:

@Jasongregor

Jason, thin-skinned maybe a bit, however thin-haired you got that one covered or I guess not covered in this case. Never have I seen as many posts on this sight - all the 'Oil' fan as they proudly call themselves have jumped out of their half tons and onto the old bandwagon once more. I'll give you greasy mullet heads this, you do stand behind your team!! The beauty of the new 'parody rules' NHL is that there is no long rebuild unless you are the Oiler or the Islanders. Didn't we think that the Habs, Blue Jackets and Ducks were going to be bottom feeders this year. What about Phoenix, NJ and St. Louis the previous year? Don't make idiotic statements like the Flames or any other franchise except the Oil are going to suck for 9 straight years. It ain't gonna happen so sorry to break it to you inbreds. Enjoy the rest of the season 'OIL FANS'!!!!

wow it's hard to know where to even start with this long and almost incoherently bad post. so first you say the oiler fans know how to stand behind their team after saying they are jumping on the bandwagon. secondly you obviously went to great lengths to try to insult the culture and intelligence of the oiler fan base, even to the point of calling us inbreds. you would think such an intelligent flames fan such as yourself might know that when you were trying to talk about how even the talent level in the nhl is, you would use the word "parity," as in equal, rather than "parody" as in mimicking something for a joke. so which one of that list of teams you wrote about are you thinking the flames will be like? most of those teams haven't been going through a rebuild for one thing, and the blue jackets have been a bad team for a very long time and currently sit behind the oilers. your flames team has a weak crop of prospects and has been relying far too long on a goalie who made you look better than you were and is now packing it in after this year. if you don't think the flames are in for a long, painful process to get back to a competitive level, you are in for a rude awakening. the oilers still have a long way to go, but they're only getting better. the flames are just getting to ground zero.

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#55 stretch14
April 04 2013, 04:04AM
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WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! S my D...cal-gar-eee :D

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#56 stretch14
April 04 2013, 04:07AM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Now I can switch to cheering for a lottery pick! Yay!

How pathetic Kent Wilson, you complain for years that the Oilers are "tanking" and yet the second your team has a shot a top 3 pick you tuck your tail between your legs and cheer for a loss against your arch rivals? #hypocrite

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#57 Next up, is Connor McJesus.
April 04 2013, 07:31PM
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CALGARY SUCKS!

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#58 schevvy
April 03 2013, 02:59PM
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Damn. This sucks. Flames win 3-0 as Joey Mac gets the shutout. Right? Right.

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#59 TonyDanzaPervo
April 03 2013, 03:08PM
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book¡e wrote:

I don't know if anyone has said this yet, but Calgary is in really bad shape. Besides having a terrible NHL team, they have almost no good prospects.

Fantastic

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#60 Scary Gary
April 03 2013, 03:16PM
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"Oiler fans won't need to say, "At least we finished higher in the standings than you," which was the rallying cry in Calgary the last three years."

Seriously? The last three years? The oilers haven't finished above the flames since 2002/2003. I wonder if we'll have to develop the same short term memory oiler fans are notorious for...ugh!

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#61 watkinator
April 03 2013, 03:28PM
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Cue the "we'll be able to retool as fast as Ottawa!" cries from Cowtown

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#62 velo
April 03 2013, 03:29PM
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Could you imagine Larry McDonald's calling you and talking about how great a place Calgary would be to play if you were a college FA? You'd have to check your call display, put him on hold and Google the bastard to figure out who the hell you were talking to. Goodness fLames...such a poor history, a disappointing recent past and dismal future.

Enjoy!

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#63 smiliegirl15
April 03 2013, 03:35PM
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AND we don't wear those Ronald McDonald uniforms either! Talk about adding insult to injury.

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#64 Mouse
April 03 2013, 03:39PM
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Buffalo got arguably more for Jason frickin Pominville that Calgary got for Iggy and Jaybo combined. That is the real joke in this. Getting so far below value put the Flames behind 1-2 years in the "retool".

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#65 Johe
April 03 2013, 03:47PM
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Oilers 100000000000 Lames 0

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha.

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#66 etownman
April 03 2013, 04:10PM
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Vintage Flame, don't go back for stats, Oiler fans are experts at that! As in 5 Cups & 7 Stanley Cup appearances to what for the flameouts? Aha!

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#67 RomZ
April 03 2013, 04:21PM
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This is what happens when Peter Griffin is running your franchise. I wholeheartedly suspect Feaster to lead the flames in a huge song and dance number during one of the intermissions tonight and pass it off as 'good management'

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#68 Word
April 03 2013, 04:21PM
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Is anyone else kinda sad that this means we won't get meaningful BOA's for another 10 years?

As someone who was too young to enjoy the classics of the 80's, I was actually looking forward to seeing a proper Alberta hockey rivalry...

Now it's like beating up your older brother after he gets diagnosed with polio.

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#69 Mr. Sense common
April 03 2013, 04:22PM
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As much as I'm loving the complete destruction of the Calgary flames, I wonder if they are going to try to rebuild on the fly.....with all the money they have and they cap coming down, they realistically need one gem center, one scoring winger and one strong D and a #1 goalie and.......ummm...nevermind....they are screwed!!!!

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#70 everton fc
April 03 2013, 04:33PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

It's so bad. Like, I can't even enjoy this. I actually feel bad for them. They really have no idea how much this is going to suck. I'm 33. The PRIME years of my life were robbed from me by the pain of being an Oilers fan. Now, these Flames fans are just at the beginning. It's such a long, horrible, humiliating road. And at the end, you come out a lot greyer, angrier and your balls sag a lot lower.

And then, when they do start winning, you can't even enjoy THAT because you're so damn jaded! The Oilers could win the cup this year and I'd still wake up in the morning wondering how Tambo is going to screw up the celebration.

The worst thing for the Flames too, is that this year ANY team missing the playoffs can win the lottery! Haha

Unless Feaster & company sign UFA and trade for young, seasoned NHL pros.

Another way to rebuild. I simply don't trust Feaster & Weisbrod with this task.

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#71 Shredder
April 03 2013, 04:52PM
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drdoogie16 wrote:

Unfortunately, I have to travel to 'the chuck' a fair bit for work so have the pleasure of listening to Jason Gregor on the 1260 when I'm up there. Guy is an idiot. I guess he's the best 'radio' guy they can find in that city so that pretty much speaks for itself. I realize as the 'local guy' there is a certain amount of bias - see Steinberg here in Calgary - but wearing your heart on your sleeve doesn't mean that any unintelligent drool can froth from between your lips. Nobody from Edmonton should either take a run at another hockey team with their fantastic overall record over the past 20 years or even worse comment on that persons domicile. Anyone, I have ever met that visit or now live in that city call it like it is - flat, dirty, rough, gross, dirty, flat, industrial - you get the picture. Maybe start a fresh take with some substance and let's start an exchange from that.

Now there's some game day trash talking...let's forget about the game and criticize the city and the radio personality. Nice, but where's the faith in your hockey team?

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#72 Gazmort
April 03 2013, 05:05PM
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@drdoogie16

Two things:

1. Anyone who characterizes Edmonton the way you just did obviously doesn't spend time much time here. If you're in and out of Nisku for work, then sure. Come spend some legit time here to check this town out, and you'll see if runs deep. Great town (coming from a guy who had himself convinced that anywhere but here was better. It ain't.)

2. You probably didn't mind much when the goof who writes for Vancouver's blog took his run at Edmonton on vice.com. Easy to give, easy to take. Don't let it ruin your day, Sally!

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#74 dougtheslug
April 03 2013, 06:02PM
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Truth be told, Calgary for the last 5 years has been Edmonton 2007-2012, except Kipper and Iggy did a good job of disguising it. This year, despite a pitch at the middle of the free agent market (yes, Flames fans, you really do get to enjoy Dennis Wideman's magic for the next 4 years, at 5 and a quarter mill per annum), without an elite backstop and minus the captain - well, it just gets ugly.

Building through the draft is frustrating and very hit and miss, especially with lower first rounders (look at LA in 2003 - with 3 first rounders in the deepest draft in history, they ended up with Dustin Brown(Great!!),Brian Boyle(took 7 years to play a full NHL season and by then it was with the Rangers), and, wait for it, now coming to you direct from the Swiss elite league, Jeff Tambolini.) So don't count on a quick rebuild, Flames fans- real hard to win in the NHL with 18 year olds. You'll need a few number one overalls, but don't worry, you'll have a few years of enjoying the lottery draft- up here it was the only thing we had to cheer about every spring. I almost feel sorry for you.

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#76 stretch14
April 03 2013, 06:28PM
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Hemsky, Gagner, Eberle, Pajaarvi, Hall, RNH, Yakupov, J. Schultz and Dubnyk. Enough said.

Suck it Calgary, it will take YEEEEARS for you to acquire that type of talent.

Enjoy the basement...hope you brought your blankie cuz it's COLD down there!

Not only are you getting blasted from every pundit out there for the embarrassing returns you got for the supposed start of your rebuild and lack of organizational direction but don't forget to wipe the rest of the egg off your face from the ROR debacle.

Oh, and as for your so called dominance of the Oilers? Edmonton has won 3 of the last 4 BOA's and are about to make it 4 of 5 tonight!

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#77 Powder
April 03 2013, 06:32PM
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NSOGDP - Oilers will miss the playoffs by one point and the Flames will finish dead last.

Then, the Oilers will win the 1st ever draft lottery that all non-playoff teams are eligible for, screwing the fLames over one last time before going on a 10 year run of contending for the cup and utter dominance over said "hockey" team.

Good luck fLames fans, you better hope your GM gets fired sooner than later or this could be very long and painful for you.

Hell, sounds like the owner might even be the problem, hopefully he gets fired, oh wait, he can't be fired.

And so it begins...

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#78 stretch14
April 03 2013, 06:50PM
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"Calgary's a mess and they were a mess last year and they should have known it was a mess. If everybody else can see it and you can't then you gotta clean the window" -Ray Ferraro, TSN

Sending a case of windex your way cowtown losers!

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#79 Will
April 03 2013, 06:50PM
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DSF wrote:

This will be hilarious if Calgary wins.

That's exactly what you said on Monday, and kind of every game before. Eventually I'm sure one of these comes true and you get to come here and gloat. Do you ever come here and admit you were wrong?

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#80 Will
April 03 2013, 07:38PM
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Q wrote:

Your 10 years of anger has made you champion of the bandwagon! Good for you! That hemsky! He's a keeper! Captain Canada is a real special player too! Lol! Oh yeah and horcoff, Worth every million! Went to Edmonton once. What a dump! A mega mall in the middle of a farm field! Impressive! Every street sign with gretzkys name on it . City of champions my a$$! Must be so proud that all of your success fromThe draft is from blowing chunks for a decade, something we won't do in calgary! We trade for first rounders and not suck for them! Lol!!!

You may not suck for your first rounders, but when you get them, you sure do blow em.

I defer to DSF on this one, but Calgary's first round draft picks, outside of Phaneuf (which is debatable), are some of the worst in the league.

Even the later picks that are actually um decent, don't seem to be playing in Calgary anymore (Craig Anderson, Travis Moen, Chuck Kobasuw).

Someone said it best the other day, "when told Calgary had three first round picks, highschool leagues across the country rejoiced".

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#81 Gkpoil
April 03 2013, 07:42PM
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There is some talk about not kicking a wounded animal, and it really got me thinking. Isn't there enough hatred in the world? Even though that 'wounded animal' has attacked you at your worst for a better part of a decade, it would be better to turn the other cheek. Many great people have spent their lives promoting the ideology of helping your fellow man and not to get pleasure out of someone else's misery.......

Well those people were obviously not Canadian hockey fans!! Eat it Calgary, we're not only gonna kick you while you're down, we're going in dry, so bite the pillow and enjoy the next several years...... your neighbors to the north will!!!! LOL

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#82 Reidja
April 03 2013, 07:45PM
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Gkpoil wrote:

There is some talk about not kicking a wounded animal, and it really got me thinking. Isn't there enough hatred in the world? Even though that 'wounded animal' has attacked you at your worst for a better part of a decade, it would be better to turn the other cheek. Many great people have spent their lives promoting the ideology of helping your fellow man and not to get pleasure out of someone else's misery.......

Well those people were obviously not Canadian hockey fans!! Eat it Calgary, we're not only gonna kick you while you're down, we're going in dry, so bite the pillow and enjoy the next several years...... your neighbors to the north will!!!! LOL

But you are still a wounded animal too... Avoid the metaphors Edmonton. Please.

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#83 vetinari
April 03 2013, 07:57PM
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Just an observation... but why did Calgary design their stadium in the shape of something people sit and blow farts into????

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#84 Karasu89
April 03 2013, 07:57PM
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we've all been to edmonton..we all know how it is

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#85 DonovanMD
April 03 2013, 08:31PM
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Lets go Oilers. I think most fans will forget all about any lost assets in not dealing the pending UFAs if the team can make the playoffs.

Never more of a must win than this one. These sorts of games have always worried me as an Oiler fan, hopefully the boys are fired up.

If the rumours about the players wanting to see the team stick together and for management to have faith in them are true, they need to show up big time tonight.

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#86 Kent Wilson
April 03 2013, 08:35PM
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So are Flames and Oilers fans still attacking each other, or has it descended to the fan bases simply arguing with each other as usual?

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#87 Scary Gary
April 03 2013, 08:42PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

So are Flames and Oilers fans still attacking each other, or has it descended to the fan bases simply arguing with each other as usual?

Let me fill you in:

The oiler game-day post was deemed weak by most.

People miss the days when both Alberta teams were dynamos, me too!

Some oiler fans feel sorry for us because they feel they've been in our shoes

There was some dribble about who's city was nicer, someone really likes living in St. Albert, fair enough

Calmer heads prevailed

There was an amusing letter from archaeologuy

Jays are in extra innings

You're caught up.

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#88 Kent Wilson
April 03 2013, 08:43PM
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Matt Stajan laughs are your pitiful playoff aspirations.

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#89 Darrell
April 03 2013, 08:51PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Matt Stajan laughs are your pitiful playoff aspirations.

Don't you work at FlamesNation ? Good luck as you suck and no one even cares .... LOL

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#90 The Soup Fascist
April 03 2013, 08:51PM
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Scary Gary wrote:

Let me fill you in:

The oiler game-day post was deemed weak by most.

People miss the days when both Alberta teams were dynamos, me too!

Some oiler fans feel sorry for us because they feel they've been in our shoes

There was some dribble about who's city was nicer, someone really likes living in St. Albert, fair enough

Calmer heads prevailed

There was an amusing letter from archaeologuy

Jays are in extra innings

You're caught up.

Pretty good summary and funny. Perhaps Gregor should have considered asking you to write the GDB.

Edit: Or Krueger should have asked you to play "D"

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#91 Overrated Oilers
April 03 2013, 08:57PM
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this GDB will be hilariously ironic after tonight

props Gregor for making the Oilfans look like the cocky Canuck fans

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#92 schevvy
April 03 2013, 09:13PM
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@RexLibris

It's kinda sad that now we can't laugh at Oilers fans. Those were the days

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#93 RexLibris
April 03 2013, 09:29PM
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Graphic Comments had an article up here a few weeks back about NHL managers and mentioned a new stat: Stupid vs StupidRel. Feaster is killing it in that category this season.

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#94 negrilcowboy
April 03 2013, 09:30PM
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flames are post apex weisbroad

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#95 Oilcruzer
April 03 2013, 09:31PM
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Jim Mora seen shaking his head after listening to Feaster and his Kool Aid speech.

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#96 RexLibris
April 03 2013, 09:36PM
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The rest of this season is going to be tough on the media guys. How do they fill game after game talking about Roman Horak, Chris Butler, and Joey MacDonald?

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#97 negrilcowboy
April 03 2013, 09:40PM
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hey murray the flames makin the playoffs next year is ummm .....#$%@ dilusional the odds of that are the same a flyin j only have one helping

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#98 Simon
April 03 2013, 09:42PM
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@Hat tricker

Kerr is the kid that got beat up for his lunch money......well deserved.

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#99 RexLibris
April 03 2013, 09:42PM
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Feaster is actually quite healthy.

Every night he sleeps in a hyperbolic chamber.

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#100 Darrell
April 03 2013, 09:45PM
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FlamesNation EVER had 250+ Posts total ? God Bless OilersNation !

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