NATIONBEER PARTY TONIGHT

Wanye
July 19 2013 12:53PM

 

Thank you MacT. Thank you for inexplicably signing Denis Grebeshkov to a one year contract and giving us all a reason to drink NationBeer by the decalitre tonight at the Pint Downtown. Speaking of which we know we need bigger tap handles with a NationBeer logo on it. But it's a start right?

We shall toast your unique approach to General Management. Obviously the problem in 2009 is the solution in 2013. It's so clear now.

*grinds teeth so hard the Earth is thrown off its axis*

OH HELL NO

What in the name of all that is holy is going on right now at the Oilers offices? Grebeshkov is back? Do we learn ANYTHING at all from the past? Doesn't anyone recall that this guy gave more pucks away than Ryan Smyth in warmup? (ZING)

If we are looking at bringing back Oilers alumni for a second tour of duty there are about 2,351,559 people that should be coming back before ol Goatie McGrebeshkov. What's Doug Weight doing? How long has Billy Guerin been retired? Bring back someone sick MacT.

It's going to take a few hundred NationBeers to wrap our mind around this move. Fortunately this product now exists and launches tonight.

OH HELL YEAH

NationBeer gear arrived this morning at NationHQ. Cheers were immediate, boxes were ripped to shreds and now everyone in the office is dressed exactly the same. This must be what working at Starfleet Command is like. Everyone dressed in a uniform, spaceships departing every 15 minutes. Well ok it's nothing like working at Starfleet Command but a guy can dream can't he?

Speaking of dreams coming true NationBeer launches tonight at the Pint Downtown. And ticket sales have been brisk with about 75 left. A great many people claim to be "coming and buying tickets at the door" but remember that this could be a disaster in waiting.

We have enough merchandise tonight for 250 people. What if the Octomom shows up and wants ten tees for each of her kids? That's 80 shirts right there. Don't let your heart be broken.

You buy a ticket online for $20 and you get:

  1. A NationBeer Tee Shirt
  2. A $25 Oodle Noodle GC
  3. A $20 Pint GC
  4. A PACKAGE OF OILERS GOLF TEES (last minute swag upgrade)
  5. 200,000 elixir and a healing angel

And all the money goes to charity. Don't live your life filled with regrets Nation. Get some tickets here.

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#1 ShakyDS
July 19 2013, 12:57PM
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Have one for me Wayne. Sadly I won't be in attendance.

Stupid living in Calgary.

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#2 Will
July 19 2013, 01:09PM
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Hmmm, does anyone around the nation like the Grebby signing. His numbers for the first two years on the team were really impressive. Plus, this isn't Cam Barker, we don't need him to excel, if he plays good great, if not, well hopefully one of Belov, Larson, or Klefbomb can take his spot at number 6. Where's the risk here?

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#3 Next up, is Connor McJesus.
July 19 2013, 01:11PM
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City Police officials report that, the middle beer Tap handle is by far the most often reported missing/stolen.

Video footage observed, concludes the culprit is usually an 18-85 yr old female....

#icantcompetewiththat,remindmenevertogotothepintagain.

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#4 Kent Wilson
July 19 2013, 01:12PM
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@ShakyDS

Would you come to Nation Beer launch in Calgary?

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#5 ShakyDS
July 19 2013, 01:20PM
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@ Kent Wlison

Blue label Oilers Nation beer launch party yes! Some copy cat Red label Flames junk NO!

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#6 Jordan Nugent-Hallkins
July 19 2013, 01:30PM
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Yo Wanye, are those shirts gonna be available for purchase again? I'm stuck at work, but owning that shirt would complete my life.

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#7 rubbertrout
July 19 2013, 01:35PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Would you come to Nation Beer launch in Calgary?

I would. Provided the shirts say nothing about Flamesnation on them.

BLUE LABELS ONLY.

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#8 oliveoilers
July 19 2013, 02:51PM
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Let's see, if I set off now, tell the wife I'm just 'going to get some milk from the store', I could be there for 7:30pm.....Yes, yessss, that might just work......

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#9 Will
July 19 2013, 03:02PM
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So, is it too early to talk Olympic team?

Crosby - Spezza - Neal

Stamkos - St. Louie - Giroux

Toews - Stall - Hall

Getzlaf - Lucic - Perry

Alternates: Tavaras, Thorton, Iginla, Nash, Eberle

Man, this is really difficult.

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#10 Chuck Norris
July 19 2013, 04:02PM
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Kent may want to avoid flame nation beer, if it really is like starfleet command, the red shirts die on away missions.

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#11 OilerLand
July 19 2013, 04:19PM
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I'd go if I lived in EDM!! Perhaps we need to start an OilersNation chapter in YVR.

Congrats on the Beerz!

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#12 Stephen Craig
July 19 2013, 05:06PM
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No lets just crowd the blueline with Potter and see how that goes.

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#13 Kent Wilson
July 19 2013, 05:21PM
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rubbertrout wrote:

I would. Provided the shirts say nothing about Flamesnation on them.

BLUE LABELS ONLY.

We promise nothing.

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#14 RealKevbo
July 19 2013, 06:33PM
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@OilerLand

I'd be all over that, gimme them beers!

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#15 geoilersgist
July 19 2013, 07:29PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

Would you come to Nation Beer launch in Calgary?

If for the oilers then yes

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#16 rubbertrout
July 19 2013, 07:52PM
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Kent Wilson wrote:

We promise nothing.

If it was blue themed it might be more than you and Steinberg sitting there drinking alone.

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#17 The Oilers Shot Clock
July 19 2013, 09:59PM
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God help me but I need that 200,000 elixir and healing angel.

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#18 David S
July 19 2013, 11:52PM
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Will wrote:

So, is it too early to talk Olympic team?

Crosby - Spezza - Neal

Stamkos - St. Louie - Giroux

Toews - Stall - Hall

Getzlaf - Lucic - Perry

Alternates: Tavaras, Thorton, Iginla, Nash, Eberle

Man, this is really difficult.

Stay on topic.

STAY ON TOPIC!

http://sdwriters.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/stay-on-target.gif

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#19 DrunkBastard
July 20 2013, 01:01AM
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What a disappointment. Paid me $20, and I didn't get to meet Wanye!!

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#20 TheTruth
July 20 2013, 01:12AM
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There is no one named Wanye. This is a fantastic marketing gimic from the Oil City Roadgroup!

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