NATIONGEAR RUMMAGE SALE

Wanye
July 29 2013 11:34AM

It's the dog days of summer. People have stopped complaining about the cold and are now complaining about the heat. Other folks have stopped complaining about pot holes and are now complaining about traffic snarls from pot hole fixing crews. And others still are cleaning out their houses and having garage sales to free up space for more stuff down the road.

We here at NationHQ are no exception. It's time to have a blow out sale of assorted NationGear from events in the past year as well as a special line of tees from the site that birthed the Nation Network in it's entirety. We found a box in Wanye Manor and almost fainted.

Oh and proceeds go to charity.

SHIRT ONE - BRING94HOME.COM

Did you know that once upon a time we started a site called Bring94Home.com to protest the Ryan Smyth trade? It's true. We ranted and spazzed and people were kind enough to read it. Then we decided to go all in on an Oilers blog. Then Ryan Smyth came home. Coincidence? Without a doubt.

These babies are seriously a part of Nation History and anyone who knows anything about Antiques Roadshow knows that historical artifacts always go up in value.*

Only $12.99 per shirt. Limited sizing available. Click here to buy yours.

SHIRT TWO - 2012 NATIONDRAFT PARTY

Was this the shirt that marks the last time the Oilers will draft first overall for the forseeable future? Or are we destined to consider the NHL Entry Draft our version of the Stanley Cup for all eternity? Only time will tell.

While you wait to see how things turn out, look funky fresh in this NationDraft Party tee shirt.

Only $12.99 per shirt. Limited sizing available. Click here to buy yours.

SHIRT THREE - NATION TURNS FIVE

Do you remember turning five? Did you have a tee shirt commissioned to celebrate? We do and we did. These shirts are not only sharp as all hell but they also mark a special place in Nation history. They say 90% of businesses fail in the first five years and if you can make it that long you are probably good to go. Here's to failing in year 7 amirite?**

Only $12.99 per shirt. Limited sizing available. Click here to buy yours.

SHIRT FOUR - NATIONBEER GEAR

Now this shirt is brand spanking new since the drunkest release party in the history of Downtown Edmonton last friday. They are one of the best tees we have done to date in our opinion. We have a wicked promotion cooked up with the Pint for the season ahead whereby NationBeer Gear will be flying out the door*** but if you are underage and lacking a good fake ID or don't live within travelling distance to the Pint this may be your only way to get your hands on one of these babies.

Only $20 per shirt. Click here to buy yours.

PROCEEDS

The proceeds of the Rummage Sale will be split between the Edmonton Down Syndrome Society and the ICCP. These cats were supposed to get bulk coin from StreakCred but that failed spectacularly. If we have to sell our three remaining toes and one working kidney to make good on our promise of making a donation we will. Spare your ol' pal Wanye a trip to the surgeon and get some shirts will you?

Limited sizes are available so act now. Haven't acted yet? How about now? Still no? HOW ABOUT NOW??****

 *Except these of course. 

** I am rite.

*** More on that as the season draws near

**** HOW ABOUT NOW?!

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#1 Archaeologuy
July 26 2013, 01:14PM
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I got my 5 year birthday Tee the honest way, by lying to my wife about needing to work late and going to the birthday party of a website.

The shirt is of fine quality and I get many compliments on it when I wear it. A good buy.

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#2 vetinari
July 26 2013, 03:52PM
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The Five Year Anniversary Shirt looks awesome... although it does kinda look like someone slit their wrist given the redder than normal oil drop... maybe this commemorates the "Steve Tambellini Years"?

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#3 Harlie
July 26 2013, 01:09PM
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Looks like daddykins Harlie will be tucking the kids into bed at night with a fist to the face!

That light blue one is iconic and I ordered up one.

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#4 baggedmilk
July 26 2013, 01:19PM
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Ohhh the ICCP! I thought proceeds were going to the Insane Clown Posse, the ICCP is much more deserving.

Pfft... reading!

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#5 CheapGuy
July 26 2013, 01:44PM
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I don't suppose we can purchase and pick these up somewhere rather than paying $10 for shipping?

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#7 justDOit
July 26 2013, 03:22PM
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Archaeologuy wrote:

I got my 5 year birthday Tee the honest way, by lying to my wife about needing to work late and going to the birthday party of a website.

The shirt is of fine quality and I get many compliments on it when I wear it. A good buy.

And what self-respecting man wouldn't enjoy a shirt with a picture of a lube-drenched hand on it?

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#8 Archaeologuy
July 26 2013, 03:32PM
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Wanye wrote:

Sorry homie we don't have a bricks and mortar pickup place.

The Oilersnation store would be pretty kick a$$ though

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#9 cableguy - 2nd Tier Fan
July 26 2013, 04:00PM
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justDOit wrote:

And what self-respecting man wouldn't enjoy a shirt with a picture of a lube-drenched hand on it?

99% sure there is a yo momma joke in there somewhere.

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vetinari wrote:

The Five Year Anniversary Shirt looks awesome... although it does kinda look like someone slit their wrist given the redder than normal oil drop... maybe this commemorates the "Steve Tambellini Years"?

If Dithers wasn't fired when he was, IDK how much more of his ineptitude I could take. And yes, my wrists are still scar-free

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#11 A-Mc
July 26 2013, 05:14PM
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I wear my nation 5th bday shirt so much ive worn it out already =(

Its already been relegated to backyard gear. Too bad there is only larges left in Stock!

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#12 Oilfan69
July 26 2013, 05:41PM
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And now for the best news of the day. Tenser is being promoted off inside sports :)

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#13 Pajamah
July 26 2013, 05:49PM
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Wanye, I'll give you 0 dollars and 40 cents for that corded phone without the cord in your photo above.

And don't bother negotiating, thats my final offer!

....Ok, throw in that decorative reindeer basket thingy and i'll give you a Wilfred Laurier.

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#14 pelhem grenville
July 27 2013, 06:08AM
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...got the BEER T even though I don't drink...got the DRAFT T ...both in XL ... but the FIVE YEAR T ? not so much ...only available in Large and I'm a XL fan...I'd pay a million for that shirt in XL and in Black...

I got my cheque book out here...!

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#15 pelhem grenville
July 27 2013, 06:14AM
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...i'm such a sucker for your gear Dubya

just went ahead and ordered the Large ONLY 5 YEAR T ...along with a gym membership

...sometimes

through all the LOVE

I just hate you Wanye Von Gretz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#16 K_Mart
July 27 2013, 08:54AM
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justDOit wrote:

And what self-respecting man wouldn't enjoy a shirt with a picture of a lube-drenched hand on it?

Correction, Lube-drenched FIST on it.

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#17 rubbertrout
July 29 2013, 07:38AM
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WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE HIDDEN AN XXL 5 YEAR SHIRT FOR ME WANYE?

*silently curses living in Calgary

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#19 Wäx Män Riley
July 29 2013, 03:52PM
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Nation Beer T Ordered and on it's way!!

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#20 rubbertrout
August 01 2013, 07:39AM
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Is this going to be reposted every ten minutes now?

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