INTRODUCING THE FANTASY MINUTE

Wanye
March 21 2014 11:44AM

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Now most of my hockey fantasies include Jordan Eberle, a bottle of sherry, a roaring fire and a DVD of All Dogs Go To Heaven. So when I heard about a video called the Fantasy Minute I was understandably excited.

Today we are introducing the Fantasy Minute but be forewarned - it's about fantasy hockey not necessarily fantasies about hockey. Oh and the mega babe host. No big deal.

*cackles wildly*

THE INAUGURAL FANTASY MINUTE


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#51 OilClog
March 21 2014, 04:03PM
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Can Oilclog hang out with her hot super model friends? I come with complimentary towels!

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#52 Oilerfan
March 21 2014, 06:34PM
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"Big Ten" network? I think someone misspelled "Ten" by a couple of letters. Oh, pardon, I'm sure she got the gig b/c of all the years she spent grinding in some backwater covering high school volleyball. And not b/c of her looks. It must be depressing to be a teenage girl.

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#53 majin_oil
March 21 2014, 02:16PM
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Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy! wrote:

Than most of the girls in Calgary.

Leg bruises and neck tattoos aren't attractive, ladies.

LMAO, well played gentlemen.. well played

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#54 A-Mc
March 21 2014, 04:15PM
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This is a great Addition.. but it's a little late in the season dont you think?

In the 2 fantasy leagues i'm in, i've already finished up the Head to Head one, and the other one is nearly done now that most teams are just over 10 games left to play..

Next season though.. Ooooohhh Look out! ASHLEY ON THE ATTACK

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#55 freeze
March 21 2014, 04:58PM
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Mikey wrote:

I am not a Flamer, lets get that straight.

And it was/is a funny (In my opinion) quote from George Takei. It's funny becuase it is such a rediculous quote.

However I can understand why it would be changed.

Fair enough.

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#56 Ari Gold
March 21 2014, 10:25PM
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THRNHJE wrote:

I am an Oiler fan through and through, but yeah, Calgary girls are hotter. Hottest cities for girls 1) Vancouver. 2) Montreal. 3) Calgary.

You've obviously never lived in Montreal. I've lived in Edm, Cal, and Mtl. Currently in Van. Montreal and Toronto have the hottest girls in the country. Smarten up.

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#57 Chainsawz
March 22 2014, 12:43PM
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JJ wrote:

I can't stand reading Wanye's posts because his jokes are so forced, so fake, and so terrible. Hey Wanye, don't quit your day job.

He's almost like our Gene Principe! *swoon*

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#58 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 03:26PM
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Lochenzo wrote:

You need to cut down on the beer...you'll thank me tomorrow morning when you wake up.

I'd comment back,

but whoever the admin is - he'd just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women... I know it's gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.

and then, i can't ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they've seen is one's with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?

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#59 bwar
March 21 2014, 03:41PM
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All those players are gone in my league. I AM DOOMED!

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#60 BobbyCanuck
March 21 2014, 07:02PM
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Just curious, based on the last forum thread, indications would have it that

Bolt Van Der Huge and majin_oil would consider this lass rather plain, perhaps on the same level as our ice girls?

Don't flame me, don't diss me. I am just wondering that is all, please let me know

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