INTRODUCING THE FANTASY MINUTE

Wanye
March 21 2014 11:44AM

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Now most of my hockey fantasies include Jordan Eberle, a bottle of sherry, a roaring fire and a DVD of All Dogs Go To Heaven. So when I heard about a video called the Fantasy Minute I was understandably excited.

Today we are introducing the Fantasy Minute but be forewarned - it's about fantasy hockey not necessarily fantasies about hockey. Oh and the mega babe host. No big deal.

*cackles wildly*

THE INAUGURAL FANTASY MINUTE


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Blog so hard motherf**ckers try and find me. Email me at wanyegretz@gmail.com or tweet me @wanyegretz provided it is about Jordan Eberle or babes.
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#1 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 12:35PM
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all the girls in Calgary look look that...

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#2 JJ
March 21 2014, 08:28PM
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I can't stand reading Wanye's posts because his jokes are so forced, so fake, and so terrible. Hey Wanye, don't quit your day job.

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#3 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 01:08PM
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Did one of the Admins here change/edit my post or do I have to worry that you know who hacked me?

Keep it nice when you're talking about ladies. -Admin

not sure how that wasn't nice... it was a compliment...

and for the record, it's very bush league to change someones post without noting that it was edited.

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#4 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 03:26PM
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Lochenzo wrote:

You need to cut down on the beer...you'll thank me tomorrow morning when you wake up.

I'd comment back,

but whoever the admin is - he'd just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women... I know it's gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.

and then, i can't ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they've seen is one's with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?

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#5 BurningSensation
March 21 2014, 01:08PM
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I'll interrupt this hormone festival to note that apparently Erik Staal might be available in trade.

Assuming that any offer we make for him;

- doesn't include Monahan or Gaudreau

- likely does include our 1st from this year

Should we be interested?

(I say HELL YES)

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#6 RexHolez
March 21 2014, 12:05PM
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showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will... once a week you say? is she married?

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#7 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
March 21 2014, 04:18PM
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Props for admin edits........

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#8 Bringbackslats
March 21 2014, 01:13PM
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While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can't take her seriously. Burrows... Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C'mon Ash... That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.

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#9 majin_oil
March 21 2014, 01:28PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

all the girls in Calgary look look that...

As life long Oiler fan currently living in calgary I can honestly say.. "No, they don't!"

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#10 Fish
March 21 2014, 02:17PM
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Wait, this actually happened? Wayne actually has proof he spoke a girl? And pretty girl at that? And, this proof isn't just a stained pair of sweat pants with a wet spot?

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#11 majin_oil
March 21 2014, 03:50PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

I'd comment back,

but whoever the admin is - he'd just delete it, apparently only Edmonton people get to comment on women... I know it's gotta be an Edmonton admin cause we never see that kind of weird interference on the Calgary side.

and then, i can't ague the Edmonton based comments on leg bruises etc, as edmontonians would definitely have much more experience to draw from in the matter. If all they've seen is one's with bruises and neck tattoos, is that a surprise?

Oh please,

The vast majority of women in calgary are a bunch of status chasing, wannabe trophy wives, who's main purpose in life is to see who can own the most coach bags amongst their friends.

The pretentiousness in this city stinks worse than the flames

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#13 David S
March 21 2014, 03:49PM
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Spydyr wrote:

Why can't the Octane girls look like Ashley?

You'd be surprised how hot alot of the Octane dancers are (just check out the Octane calendar). The Oilers just down-dress the girls to keep it "family" for bible-belt Albertans. If they performed dressed like Dallas Stars Ice Girls it'd be over inside a minute.

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#14 Jeff In Lethbridge
March 21 2014, 06:31PM
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freeze wrote:

Stay classy Flames fans.

Edmonton fans going to teach others how to be classy!! awesome... like, saying excuse me when gassing in a restaurant?

hahahahahaha @ Edm class lessons

:-D :-D

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#15 A Rye Morning
March 21 2014, 01:22PM
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Fantasy minute, is that what Oilers' fans call the start of each regular season? Hoping the will be better this year, only to have that dream come crashing back to Earth.

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#16 John Chambers
March 21 2014, 01:34PM
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Brownlee is hotter.

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#17 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
March 21 2014, 01:38PM
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John Chambers wrote:

Brownlee is hotter.

Than most of the girls in Calgary.

Leg bruises and neck tattoos aren't attractive, ladies.

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#18 LoweBlow
March 21 2014, 10:25PM
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THRNHJE wrote:

I am an Oiler fan through and through, but yeah, Calgary girls are hotter. Hottest cities for girls 1) Vancouver. 2) Montreal. 3) Calgary.

You've obviously never lived in Montreal. I've lived in Edm, Cal, and Mtl. Currently in Van. Montreal and Toronto have the hottest girls in the country. Smarten up.

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#20 baggedmilk
March 21 2014, 12:10PM
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I WILL NOW WIN ALL INTERNET FANTASY POOLS! SORRY, NATION!

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#21 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
March 21 2014, 01:00PM
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916oiler wrote:

hot babes get hotter when they know sports

hot babes get hotter when they're smart

Fixed. You welcome.

Edit: What?? No! I didn't write "smart"! I was basically saying the exact opposite of that...

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#22 freeze
March 21 2014, 01:17PM
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THAT VIDEO IS A MINUTE AND A HALF LONG!! SHENANIGANS!

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#23 Lochenzo
March 21 2014, 03:10PM
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Jeff In Lethbridge wrote:

all the girls in Calgary look look that...

You need to cut down on the beer...you'll thank me tomorrow morning when you wake up.

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#24 David S
March 21 2014, 08:32PM
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JJ wrote:

I can't stand reading Wanye's posts because his jokes are so forced, so fake, and so terrible. Hey Wanye, don't quit your day job.

"Don't quit your day job"?

Oh man. You're new here huh?

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#25 THRNHJE
March 21 2014, 08:33PM
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@majin_oil

I am an Oiler fan through and through, but yeah, Calgary girls are hotter. Hottest cities for girls 1) Vancouver. 2) Montreal. 3) Calgary.

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#26 SmellOfVictory
March 21 2014, 11:58AM
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Her Twitter ID is @ashley? Holy crap, talk about an early adopter.

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#28 916oiler
March 21 2014, 12:52PM
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hot babes get hotter when they know sports

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#29 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
March 21 2014, 12:59PM
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RexHolez wrote:

showing hot girls will not make me forget how bad this team is wayne!! This is an oilers site, and we need to stay focused on the task at hand, which is improving the team and protesting the continuing employment of kevin lowe!! if you look at the oilers record the last 4 years you will... once a week you say? is she married?

You have more Trashes than Props cause people are too impatient to read a small paragraph.

Props.

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#30 rubbertrout
March 21 2014, 01:20PM
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My fantasy might not last a full minute let alone a minute and a half.

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#31 majin_oil
March 21 2014, 02:16PM
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Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy! wrote:

Than most of the girls in Calgary.

Leg bruises and neck tattoos aren't attractive, ladies.

LMAO, well played gentlemen.. well played

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#32 Mikey
March 21 2014, 03:01PM
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I'd be her friend if she'd let me

Admin edit

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#33 freeze
March 21 2014, 03:28PM
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@Mikey

Stay classy Flames fans.

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#34 TigerUnderGlass
March 21 2014, 05:11PM
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majin_oil wrote:

Oh please,

The vast majority of women in calgary are a bunch of status chasing, wannabe trophy wives, who's main purpose in life is to see who can own the most coach bags amongst their friends.

The pretentiousness in this city stinks worse than the flames

This is such a weird comment to make. Was it serious?

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#35 Rama Lama
March 21 2014, 05:29PM
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Fantasy Hockey...........Ammmmmmm.........I will try and behave myself. Now is there any chance we could have Ashley interview Hall, Ebs, and RNH.

I would like to see some professional hockey player drool!

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#36 VK63
March 21 2014, 07:01PM
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Awesome!

wanye that backdrop is all… pro..fessional and stuff….. I be impressed!!

Ashley…. well… my my my.

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#37 Bertly83
March 21 2014, 12:12PM
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why post an article with just a picture of a hot chick??

or wait there is text...

didn't notice at first.

:)

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#38 Jeff Lebowski
March 21 2014, 12:14PM
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yup, babe.

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#39 Matty31
March 21 2014, 12:20PM
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Awesome! Great to see!

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#40 vetinari
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Wanye resurfaces???? I thought that he was in witness protection or something... as for the fantasy minute, how many Oilers should I pick up for my playoff draft? The dude running it tells me that I can have them all and they'll let me enter at half the normal price-- sweet or what!!!

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#41 SmellOfVictory
March 21 2014, 01:42PM
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BurningSensation wrote:

I'll interrupt this hormone festival to note that apparently Erik Staal might be available in trade.

Assuming that any offer we make for him;

- doesn't include Monahan or Gaudreau

- likely does include our 1st from this year

Should we be interested?

(I say HELL YES)

I say HELL NO. He's super inconsistent, super expensive, and already most of the way through his peak. Any trade for him would make the Flames better at the wrong time, and likely gut the franchise for later seasons.

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#42 toprightcorner
March 21 2014, 01:44PM
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This is too good to be true!

Wanye speaking to a girl in a interview without being slapped is the first warning sign that this is all a trick.

Pretty girl doing sports videos?? Can it be real?

It's not April 1st yet is it?

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#43 Spydyr
March 21 2014, 02:43PM
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Why can't the Octane girls look like Ashley?

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#44 David S
March 21 2014, 03:53PM
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If you want REAL video success, all you have to do is strap a Go-Pro to Wanye's head the next time the ON boys head to a game. Wanye tossing beers down, poking Jeanshorts all night long, ogling certain pro ice hockey players who wear the number 14 and trying to pick up the hot 50/50 lady?

GUARANTEED stardom!

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#45 Mikey
March 21 2014, 04:05PM
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freeze wrote:

Stay classy Flames fans.

I am not a Flamer, lets get that straight.

And it was/is a funny (In my opinion) quote from George Takei. It's funny becuase it is such a rediculous quote.

However I can understand why it would be changed.

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#46 Oilerfan
March 21 2014, 06:34PM
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"Big Ten" network? I think someone misspelled "Ten" by a couple of letters. Oh, pardon, I'm sure she got the gig b/c of all the years she spent grinding in some backwater covering high school volleyball. And not b/c of her looks. It must be depressing to be a teenage girl.

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#47 Still Hoping
March 21 2014, 07:23PM
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I really, really, want the Oilers to be a hockey team again.

However, there are some facts we need to realize and not hold onto old hopes and glories.

The facts are:

1) The worst team in the NHL over the past 14 years, coinciding with Kevin Lowe's arrival on the scene.

2) The majority of what Lowe has done includes Mac T. They are joined at the Hip. They are a team.

3) As was quoted from a friend of mine who works in the NHL, will not give any more information. "The Oilers are a recycle plant for all the NHL garbage. This is well known in the NHL and there is no respect for the management of that team."

4) The major sports industry magazine in North America voted the Oilers the worst managed team of all major professional sports teams (NHL, NBA, NFL, Soccer, Baseball).

So, here are the facts. There are two things to consider getting free agents to Edmonton. The most obvious, the players. Second, their agents, which are equally important because they want to protect their financial assets.

The agents, who make their lifelong paycheck from advising and negotiating for players that play an average of 3 to 5 years in the league are well seasoned in the "business".

So, If the agents look at the Oilers. They want to maximize the economics of the player, but also the future value of their asset. This includes development, and the "winning" factor which will affect future negotiations.

Because of the Oilers recent 14 year record. The agents look at the Oilers as the "team of last resort" in their recommendations to their players. If two teams are bidding for a player with equal money. Do you go to a winning team or the Oilers if you are an agent? That is easy.

The only way to correct the problem is a culture and leadership change within the Oilers organization so a "fresh slate" can be developed with the players and agents.

This will not be accomplished with Lowe, Mac T, Smith, Buchburger et al.

We need a complete change, otherwise the NHL recycle team for NHL garbage will continue to be very good at what it has been for 14 years. Losing.

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#48 Burnward
March 22 2014, 01:14AM
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"Ashley: Well Wanye, I used to be the host of the Yahoo Sports Minute which got 22 million views monthly. This made me the most watched female sports reporter in the world from 2008-2010."

Bwaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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#49 Tots
March 21 2014, 02:29PM
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Bringbackslats wrote:

While novel to see such a babe do fantasy picks I can't take her seriously. Burrows... Really Ashley? The Canuckleheads have to win 9 of their last 10 to even get into the playoffs AND without that weasel Kesler and Bobby Lou. C'mon Ash... That stuff might fly south of the 49th but you have to bring your A game to Canada.

Fantasy hockey playoffs are right now, she's not talking the actual playoffs.

The Canucks have no hope in hell in making the playoffs.

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#50 The Towel Boy
March 21 2014, 02:52PM
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Oh my....

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