An Oiler Valentine's Day

Zach Laing
February 14 2017 09:00AM

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Are you struggling to find that perfect Edmonton Oilers related Valentines Day card for the significant other in your life? Are you having a tough time finding a card that perfectly conveys your feelings? Well, look no further, as resident Oilers photoshopper @isuckatpicking has you covered.

McDavid

Number 97 on the ice, number 1 in your hearts.

Draisaitl

Good news ladies and gentlemen, the Doctor is in the house.

Russell

Kris Russell knows that going down on the ice to block shots is a merciless job.

Kassian

He's the fourth line grinder - a true heart and sole player for the Oilers, but Zack Kassian knows what it takes to score.

Letestu

Coming into his own as an Oiler, Mark Letestu knows all about scoring.

Lucic

Like his teammate Kassian, Milan Lucic knows that sometimes you have to get rough to score.

Sekera

The shinpad assassian knows how to hit the target. 

Eberle

Finally starting to warm up again, Jordan Eberle knows what it takes to score.

Maroon

*tugs collar, clears throat* Ahem...

If you send any of these to your significant others, please send me their response on twitter

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You forgot Gustavson. "Put my jersey on sweetheart. You're about to let in a softie."

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#2 Boom or Bust
February 14 2017, 09:58AM
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The poster formerly known as Koolaid drinker #33 wrote:

You forgot Gustavson. "Put my jersey on sweetheart. You're about to let in a softie."

Best one yet!!!

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#3 The Rookie
February 14 2017, 10:10AM
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*An* Oilers Valentines day

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#4 TruthHurts98
February 14 2017, 10:14AM
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Eberle: I'll put in all the effort... check that. I can't get up for game time when it matters anymore, I just shoot blanks.

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#5 Finnish Oiler fan in Edmonton89
February 14 2017, 10:42AM
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Why is the McDavid one so rapey?

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#6 Rob...
February 14 2017, 10:42AM
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@TruthHurts98

Eberle: I'm like Bill Cosby. I'll only score if I meet no resistance.

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#7 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
February 14 2017, 10:46AM
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"Oh I see someone's excited."

"Yeah, honey, I've had this since mid-November. The Oilers are a different team this year."

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#8 Bicepus Maximus - Huge fan boy!
February 14 2017, 10:49AM
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The poster formerly known as Koolaid drinker #33 wrote:

You forgot Gustavson. "Put my jersey on sweetheart. You're about to let in a softie."

"... while being way out of position."

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#9 oilerjed
February 14 2017, 11:17AM
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Rob... wrote:

Eberle: I'm like Bill Cosby. I'll only score if I meet no resistance.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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#10 tileguy
February 14 2017, 11:34AM
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Okh Zach, you pervert!

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#11 VK63
February 14 2017, 11:34AM
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I have much appreciation for these efforts.

Well done!!!

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#12 Spoils
February 14 2017, 01:09PM
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No Sweet Baby Nuge:

"happy valentines day! It means so much that you have waited for me to score"

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