The Capilano Rehab Injury Report - Comebacks and Setbacks

Chris the Intern
November 23 2016 07:00AM

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I've got some good news and bad news. Which one do you want first?

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Edmonton Oilers Positivity Thread

Chris the Intern
November 19 2016 07:00AM

Alright, guys, I'm not going to lie to you, the Edmonton Oilers have looked like a hot pile of garbage the last few games and it's not a good look. They've gone 2-7-1 in their last ten games (even though it's felt more like 0-10) and we're not having much production from anybody. Benoit Pouliot is pointless in 11 games, Connor is scoreless in 11 games, and Nuge only has 2 points in seven games. This is only the beginning of the Oilers problems, but thankfully I'm not here to discuss problems. I'm here to discuss positives. 

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The Capilano Rehab Injury Report

Chris the Intern
November 16 2016 01:27PM


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What would be my perfect injury report? Well besides reporting on NO INJURIES, my perfect injury report would be making injury updates as informative as they can get. For example, Kris Russell's lower body injury is a strain in the hamstring area. Though pretty painful at first, Russell has come a long way. Today, however, his hamstring was a little more sore than usual, forcing him to only three hours of rehab instead of the usual five. The majority of this time was spent using relaxation techniques on the muscles, including massage and heat therapy.

Wouldn't this be neat? The world would be an amazing place if we got such detailed injury updates from the teams. It wouldn't leave us guessing and assuming. "He wasn't able to do resistant band knee crossovers comfortably? MUST BE ANOTHER SETBACK!" Compared to now, I think it could definitely give fans a better peace of mind. "Lower body injury? OH NO ANOTHER STAPH INFECTION OH MY GOD!" 

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The Capilano Rehab Injury Report: Welcome Newbies!

Chris the Intern
November 09 2016 12:28PM

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I would like to officially welcome two new Oilers to the injury report! Things in the injury-report-life over here started out a little slow surprisingly (in a good way) at the beginning of the season. We have now played 14 games and have picked up right where we left off at the end of last season. I am convinced that the Edmonton Oilers are dedicated at being the best at the competition within the competition, which is the total amount of injuries league-wide. Our two new injury report guests will not be staying for long (unlike the extremely greedy, previous six players who are very RUDELY overstaying their welcome here.

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The Capilano Rehab Injury Report: Intern Problems

Chris the Intern
November 02 2016 07:00AM

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How about all of our injured hearts after that emotional Senators game on the weekend, am I right? 

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