GDB LXVII: GUARANTEEING A WIN IN LXVIII
Wanye
March 11 2010 12:32PM
You know how you get ready for the 67th game of the year? You fearlessly predict a win in the 68th game of the year.
GDB LXIII: DANGER AHEAD
Wanye
March 03 2010 05:38PM
99 out of 100 years, a game the same day as the trade deadline would leave the honorable Citizens of the OilersNation asking questions like "how fast can we scramble a jet to go pick up "insert new player here" so that he can play tonight?" We would also be speculating wildly about how well the new player would fit into the overall structure and would have convinced ourselves that the Oilers would in fact go 17-3 down the stretch to make the playoffs.
BREAK STUFF
Wanye
March 03 2010 03:25PM
"Its just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up, everything is f***ed, everybody sucks. You don't really know why but you wanna justify, rippin' someone's head off. Your best bet is to stay away mother f****r - its just one of those days."
- Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit fame rapping directly to Oilers fans around the world.
OCC 16: Road Report
Wanye
February 28 2010 11:10PM
We were sent an amazing set of pics and tales from loyal Citizen of the Nations KS, who has taken the road trip of a lifetime with two buddies and attended 7 - count em 7 - separate Men's hockey games at the Olympics.
OCC15: MAD PROPS
Wanye
February 26 2010 08:11PM
You: "Oh hey Wanye, thanks so much for writing Olympic updates like you said you would. We have really enjoyed the nine day gap with no articles ya fall down."
WG: "Thing is, last time we wrote the Canadians lost to the US. We since have come to believe that no OGDBs are good luck for the Canadian team which must come first at all times."
You: "If that's the case, why are you writing today?"
WG: "To give the Women's Team mad props and unveil a cool new feature for the site. Ok?"
You: (shamed silence)
WG: (crosses arms, smiles in smug victory)
