October 08 2015 01:57PM

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I have been in love with Jordan Leslie Eberle since before time began. In fact I originally learned of him in a vision I had three previous lives before this current incarnation of my present body.

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October 07 2015 03:35PM


Before I kick off the 2015-16 Goat Witch hunt and explain it to anyone unfamiliar with what is going on here - there is a disclaimer that should be made.

I have half a mind to nominate Peter Chiarelli as my 2015-16 goat.

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September 29 2015 01:46PM


Like many other Canadians yesterday I was following the epic story of SpiderMable as she made the rounds of the internets, social media and the antiquated “tee-vee”. If ever there was a story to warm the heart as temperatures begin to dip, this was it. An already ultra proud Edmontonian, this entire operation made my heart swell with pride in the City of Champions even more.

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September 09 2015 04:52AM

The 2015-16 Oilers season is on the horizon and coming towards us with breakneck speed. Excitement is beginning to build in some camps, indifference reigns supreme in others. In other camps still, many former Oilers fans remain faithful to their new past times discovered since the Oilers developed an enchanting habit of sucking these past eight years.

You might want to turn off Netflix, log out of Fantasy Football and stop paying attention to your loving spouse and children, former Oilers fans. I have this sneaking suspicion that none of us – in any of the camps – have any idea the magnitude of what is about to occur.

It’s time to draw a line in the sand of the history of our collective fandom, hit reset on all the crap we are mad about and reignite our excitement and passion for the team.

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April 26 2015 05:55PM

I still can’t fathom what has happened to the Oilers in the past eight days. The draft lottery was the stuff of Oilers' fight songs in 100 years time but a total house cleaning at the top, too? I still stick to my two theories that I either died sometime on the evening of the 17th of April and this is heaven or I'm currently in a coma and this is all a dream.

Whatever the case, if my wishes keep getting granted at this rate I should be married to Natalie Portman by 2 PM next Thursday. Everyone is welcome to attend the ceremony and the nine day non-stop party afterwards.

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