8 DAYS A.D.

Wanye
April 26 2015 05:55PM


I still can’t fathom what has happened to the Oilers in the past 8 days. The draft lottery was the stuff of Oilers fight songs in 100 years time but a total house cleaning at the top too? I still stick to my two theories that I either died sometime on the evening of the 17th of April and this is heaven or I'm currently in a coma and this is all a dream.

Whatever the case if my wishes keep getting granted at this rate I should be married to Natalie Portman at 2 PM next Thursday. Everyone is welcome to attend the ceremony and the 9 day non stop party afterwards.

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MCJESUS RISES

Wanye
April 19 2015 01:54PM


I am literally happier than if I had won the actual lottery.

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THE OPENING OF LITTLE BRICK

Wanye
March 25 2015 12:00PM

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If you want to read about the last eight games of the Oilers' season against the Western Conference, who are licking their chops in anticipation of handing our local squadron their asses, this ain’t the article for you.

This is about decoupling our city's self image from our beloved Oilers until they can get their shit together and give us something to believe in again.

Consider yourself warned.

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THE GOLDEN HELMET, 99 AND THE OTHER OILERS

Wanye
March 16 2015 05:43AM

Arenasho

Yesterday I wrote an article about going to a Norwegian Pro Hockey game that contained about 6 words about the actual game. This is part 2. If you want to comment on something Oilers related you got 99 options but this ain't one.

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WATCHING PRO HOCKEY IN OSLO

Wanye
March 15 2015 08:20AM

Team

This is an article about Ice Hockey in the most general sense of the term. If you want to read about the Oilers’ drastic need to retool the goaltending corps from the NHL level down to Atom Tier 12 click on something else.

You have been duly warned.

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