July 05 2008 02:44PM
You know that Brian Burke is just sitting in an underground criminal headquarters at a gigantic table surrounded by other evil doers - perhaps even Satan himself - waiting, raging, plotting his revenge.
July 04 2008 08:58AM
Yes, yes you read the title right Lambs. Jaromir Jagr has signed with Avangard-Omsk, a two year deal worth as much as $35 million dollars.
July 03 2008 02:05PM
For those of you who hold out hope that Laraque will come back to Edmonton and protect our fledgling Superstars and our fragile millionaire defensive corps keep dreamin suckers. He's a Hab now.
July 03 2008 10:22AM
Maybe we should be writing something about what a gangster pimp Kay-Z is now that he owns the team.
July 02 2008 09:32PM
Sitting here in our underwear watching nothing but Sportsnet and the occasional Tila Tequila clip, we are amazed at the loot being thrown at players in the past 48 of your Earth hours.