May 30 2014 03:30PM
It's Friday and don't, for one second, pretend you're working on anything. You may as well read this Playoff Pool update to see how badly I suck and how my dreams of Internet prizery are being replaced by the stench of failure and loneliness. Somewhere out there, Chris Kelly is laughing at me. He's pointing at his screen and mocking my stupidity. Not only did I choose an injured player for my roster, I didn't take a single Canadien,NY Ranger or Chicago Blackhawk. Now, the only thing left for me to stare at the concrete as I plummet to earth and wait for impact. This is my life at the bottom, laugh if you must.
May 26 2014 08:13AM
Once again, it's the Nation's favourite time of the week as the writers take a look at your questions and answer them to the best of their ability. As always, this is driven by you guys. If you've got a question, you can email it to me at email@example.com or hit me up on Twitter at @jsbmbaggedmilk.
Sit back, relax, enjoy.
May 23 2014 02:48PM
It's Friday again and I know how much you guys look forward to the weekly Nation Drafts update! As expected, I have absolutely nothing happening in my pool since the only player I have left is Drew Doughty. It's a sad state of affairs. I can't even blame Chris Kelly anymore since the Bruins are out. The only thing that would make me happy is if one of you had Dan Carcillo on your roster since he, quite possibly, got the dumbest 10 game suspension in the history of ice. Elbowing a linesman for reasons unknown? Genius!
May 19 2014 03:49PM
It's time for the long weekend version of Monday Mailbag. I just got back from the lake, and frankly I stink to high heavens -- but I'm committed to putting something up. Some of the guys were away this weekend, so the answers were limited, but we'll get back on track for next week. As always, if you've got a question you want asked, email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org or hit me up on Twitter - @jsbmbaggedmilk.
I hope everyone had a solid long weekend. Enjoy.
May 16 2014 02:07PM
Another week is in the books and another star player is taking heat for not performing when it mattered most. Crosby had a tough second round, but so did a lot of the Penguins. If you had Crosby in your pool, like I did, he didn't exactly help out much in the standings. After jumping almost 100 spots last week, I was ready to stop blaming Chris Kelly and forgive him for me being stupid enough to pick him. Well, I'm falling again and I don't think even smashing into the concrete can stop my decline this time around.