First Star, Worst Star: Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter Edition

jeanshorts
December 09 2009 10:17PM

So, I, umm, kind of dropped the ball last week, and I'm sure every single one of you noticed there was no First Star, Worst Star last week. I'm so sorry, and I have no idea how you made it through the week, but I'm glad you guys found the strength to carry on. I think it was worth it though, as this is probably the greatest thing anyone has ever written. And this is coming from someone who hates everything I write!

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First Star, Worst Star: Once Again.

jeanshorts
November 25 2009 10:07PM

You know, I held off on posting this earlier, because I didn't want to take any attention off of the game day, but man. The only thing that could have made this game any more boring would have been if two 80 year old men had called the play by play. But Bob Cole and Harry Neal had to retire sometime right?

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First Star, Worst Star: Youtube Edition

jeanshorts
November 18 2009 04:21PM

Well, well, well. It appears to me that with Wanye hiding out from the law in parts unknown, that I've officially become the 6th coolest writer on this website. Take that my entire 8th grade class who refused to sign my yearbook! Who's the loser now? *Still me*

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First Star, Worst Star: The Sequel!

jeanshorts
November 11 2009 02:45PM

Oh hey guys. It's me, Jeanshorts! That's right, in spite of Craig Wark's death threats here I am back for another week with your new favorite segment; Jeanshorts First Star, Worst Star.

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Inaugural address from the 'Shorts

jeanshorts
November 04 2009 08:37AM

Oh, hello everyone. It's your old pal Jeanshorts here. Some of you may know me as that guy who posts nonsensical comments all over OilersNation, talking about anything and everything unrelated to the Oilers. Others probably know me as "Hey you! Get out of my garbage! I'm calling the cops!"

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