It’s confirmed: Fernando Pisani, the Italian Stallion, will rejoin the Oilers’ line-up tonight against the Ducks tonight. That’s right: a terrible bowel disease couldn’t keep this dedicated Oiler down. Well it could, but only for 26 games!
In light of this morale-boosting event, the Oil will hand the ducks their collective rear-ends, in a final score of 3-1. Go Oil!