Duck season

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It’s been over a year since the Ducks have been able to win in Edmonton. Last night was no exception. Honestly, 5-1? Not even our OilersNation Optimistic Predictions System (OOPS) computer spat out that final score.

When asked about the blow-out, the OOPS had this to say:

“Cannot parse score;
CUP_CHAMP_WIN = 1
SLUPPING_UNDERDOGS_WIN = 0
DANGER. DANGER.”

Then smoke started coming out of old-timey tape drive.

MacTavish’s comments after the game were far more, uh… Well, MacT sort of speaks for himself.

“Daaaaaamn! The Ducks’ game last night was smack! I think Prongs was distracted by his babymomma sittin’ up there in the stands, y’all.”

Whatever you say, MacT. We’ll take a win. a 5-1 WIN!

Go Oil!