Torres Hurt; out 3-4 weeks minimum


Ol’ “Raff-Daddy” Torres’ season hangs in the balance after suffering a knee injury against Detroit last week. It’s unclear if he’s torn his ligaments or not but either way it’s another Oiler down. We can only imagine Ken Lowe’s blisters and sleepless nights as he treats virtually every Oiler, and half of section 112 at Rexall, for various injuries.

Come back soon Raff-Daddy. We need your bug eyes and thunderous checks, as infrequent as they may be.