Newsflash: The internet was broken from 10pm till about 8 minutes ago


Hey lambs,

Ever go to relieve yourself behind a tree and an angry bee flies up your wang hole and stings you repeatedly on your tender insides?

We haven’t, but we’d imagine it is as painful as last night when we tried to log on to the Nation and post our brilliant thoughts following a dismal 2-1 loss to the Ducks. Much like the Oilers’ powerplay, the Nation wasn’t working. We had our crack team of computerologists working on the problem and she’s back up and running now.

We thank you for your kind thoughts during this difficult time, and can assure you that if the site goes down again the OilersNation Comuperologist Firing Squad™ will be called into action.