Now, you can call us player haters. Hell you can give us a PhD (player hating degree), but:
- Mike Comrie is a short, fall-down nerd who got booed out of his hometown and traded by the Great One who reportedly called him “The Answer Man” because he had an answer for everything.
- Hillary Duff is hotter than David Hasselhoff in Germany.
But before we all take a look at our collective girlfriends and boyfriends and think to ourselves “If Comrie can get Duff, and Jermaine Dupri can get Janet Jackson I must be able to do better,” remember this. Comrie bought Duff a $125,000 Mercedes Benz SUV for her birthday—after they had been on only a handful of dates.
We’d say that most single 19-year-old celebrities—particularly ones who have dated Aaron Carter, for heavens sake—can be bought with something shiny that goes VROOOM. Nonetheless, she’s hot and he’s a former Oiler and they’re a couple. That is until Aaron Carter releases a new album—perhaps a sequel to Aaron’s Party—and comes back to reclaim what is rightfully his.