In order to better understand the Man We Are Now Calling Tambo (apparently), I’ve gone out and done some critical research.
It would appear the Mighty Oil’s new GM has a celebrity doppelgänger, one some of you may recognize. Think back to the late ‘90s, when Katie Holmes wasn’t a brainwashed husk of her former self. Think back to songs like “I Don’t Want To Wait” by Dido. Think back to Dawson’s Creek.
Yes, lambs, it would seem that Steve Tambellini shares his rugged good looks with some baby-faced punk from a now-forgotten TV show. We were able to determine this scientifically, using the link to the first Google search result for “who do i look like?” Steve Tambellini is the visual equivalent of Joshua Jackson (Pacey Witter to you shameful fools who watched Dawson’s Creek), a Vancouver-born actor who got his start hawking Keebler’s potato chips on TV.
But what does this mean for Oil fans? It could mean nothing. Or it could mean we’re in for a bumpy season, as each and every original Dawson’s Creek cast member is body-checked into oblivion. Repeatedly. While Dido weeps in the audience. That, my friends, is justice.