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Rumour: Kay-Z buys more stuff

I don’t know about you guys, but I think it’s fun to follow around Edmonton’s own Gentleman Bajillionaire and speculate about what he’ll do next.

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What do you say?

Imagine you’re an Oiler right now. You make gagillions of dollars, you have the adoration of thousands of hard working folks

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On scoring

With the Oilers having a harder time scoring than Wanye’s sister at Buddy’s, it is time to wonder if an SOS from Springfield is necessary.

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Stauffer gets the call

With Wanye Gretz, The Warrior, Tony Fiorello, Al Nagy and fingernails on a blackboard somehow being overlooked, Bob Stauffer will be the voice of the Edmonton Oilers on 630 CHED for the next seven games.

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Woe, thy name is Oil

The Oilers might want to try a new pre-game routine, or get a new alarm clock because they have been snoozing through most of the first periods so far this season.

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Ugh

They say you learn something new every day. Yesterday we learned that broken laptops can’t fly