Ryan Malone’s modeling career comes to an abrupt end

For those of you who missed it, Malone has broken his nose TWICE in the Stanley Cup Finals. After taking this point shot to the grill and rebreaking his beak, he comes back minutes later. Let’s see any other sport in the universe that has players that do that.

What a hero but what a mess.

  • I'm a Scientist!

    Hero?

    He blocked a shot in front of the wrong net. I smell collusion, sure Malone is a pending free agent but he isn't suppose to be playing for another team until AFTER July 1.

    As for tough atheletes, I once saw a twelve year old's tongue snap off during the national spelling bee finals while trying spell;

    Honorificabilitudinitatibus

    only to return a 10 minutes later and win the whole damn thing by correctly spelling;

    Floccinaucinihilipilification

    Rumour has it Mr Miyagi fixed the kid up in a back room with that hand rub dealie thing he does.