A weekend out in Hogtown

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Monday musings from a hockey world so screwed up that it seems more people are for Sean Avery returning to the NHL than those who want to keep fighting in the game. Ridiculous.

Who cares about Avery? He’s a third line player. The fans don’t miss him, but I guarantee you most of them would miss fighting…

What’s the difference between Erik Cole and Ethan Moreau this year? Skate hard up and down the wing, neither passes very often and both have had a hat trick. Outside of $2 million more for Cole, I haven’t seen much of a difference.

In their three worst losses of the season, the Oilers have been outscored 27-7, yet Grebeshkov is +1 in those games. Unreal!

Sure Dwayne Roloson has made lots of saves recently, excluding the Detroit game, but it’s a bit disturbing that he’s letting in one softie a game. The Belanger goal was terrible yesterday.

The difference between a very good and elite player is Ales Hemsky. He is very good, but not elite just yet. He didn’t do anything on this three-game road trip.

Are the Kings for real? They just won in Washington and NJ. They’ve scored 28 goals in their last seven games and won six of them. They still have two five-game road trips and another six-game trip, but their offence has been really good in the last month.

For the [Off] the Record…

Flying the red-eye to Toronto is awesome. I can sleep on a plane, so the trip felt like a drive to Millet. Took off then woke up and we were there. I don’t know how people can drive in a city that big. You think the morning commute sucks here? You should see the carnage in Toronto. The freeways (yes actual freeways with no lights, unlike the garbage we have on the Henday) were jammed, and I saw more one-finger salutes in the hour trek to my hotel, than I have in the last six months on the Whitemud.

The Rush always stay at the Hilton on Richmond right in the heart of downtown, so everything you want is within walking distance… well except the TSN studio. They used to do OTR in a studio at Rogers Centre, but they recently moved the show back to the CTV/TSN studios in Scarborough. An hour cab ride.

I got to the studio at 3pm, and met the guy who set up my appearance on OTR, Collin Sood. I found out that he’s from E-town, and that he’s good buddies with some of my friends. He wants more western guys on the show. We probably met at some party in college but were too bombed to remember.

There’s a little green room where the guests sit and wait for the show or makeup. Yes, they like to touch up the guests. Michael Landsberg walks in and says hi. I had him on my show last year, but still said “nice to meet you.” I was distracted by the incredibly sexy assistant, Stephanie, a very nice girl and absolutely stunning. I think it’s a must that TV sport shows have a hot girl either on air or working behind the scenes. I can’t think of one that doesn’t. This is just another reason why sports broadcasting rocks.

I’m there for about 15 minutes, and finally Lewis Ratcliff comes out of makeup. I was juicing him pretty hard about that one. Just as he walks out of makeup Bob McGill walks in the green room. McGill grew up in Leduc, and I knew of him, so we start talking about Leduc, the Riggers and have some laughs. He has shed 25 pounds since being on the show last, so the crew is giving him props. His hat is what got him props from me. Not many guys can rock the Joey Jeremiah hat, but I thought he pulled it off quite well. I think it would be awesome if the Fedora made a come back. Who knows if the recession gets really bleak, maybe we should start wearing them to re-enact the ‘20s.

Collin says I have to get to makeup, so I make the 15 foot walk down the hall from green room and sit in the barber chair. Spring (great name for a makeup lady) dabs a few types of foundation on the chrome dome and in a matter of a minutes, I’m done. I still have no idea how Ratcliffe spent 15 minutes in here. I had just enough to cover the glare for the cameras, but was nowhere near Landsberg range. He doesn’t care what people think about his makeup, since everyone wears it. He just wears more. His son Cory works on the show, and he looked at least mid-twenties, so unless Michael started early he has to be close to 50. Looks good for the half-century mark.

We get called to the set. Landsberg is already in his chair, and looks fired up. The guy has loads of energy before coming on (in the green room they have these ENERGY balls… I wonder how many he eats before a show). Just before I went to makeup he gave me a quick inspirational speech about not holding back.

“Jump in the conversation early and often,” he said and then he punched my shoulder. He takes his show seriously, so now I’m thinking I better not be a lame ass. Then I’m thinking you just punched my shoulder. I love guys who get amped up before any sporting event, and Landsberg takes his show really seriously. I respect that.

Just before the show starts, he leans in and does the fist bump with every guy. He is really fired up. I wonder if MacT does this before games? If not, he should think about it, because all the guys are ready to go. Sure we are just talking, but I swear if he gave McGill the nod, Bobby would have dropped the Jeremiah and tossed some knuckles.

We do the first set, and during commercial Michael is pumping the guys up again.

“Good work guys… Gregor, Ratcliffe pretty good for your first time. Bobby good… John, be better,” he says laughing.

In John’s defence, he arrived a minute before the show due to traffic. They did his makeup in the chair on set, so he might have been rattled.

And just before coming out of break, the knuckle touch occurs again. I never would have picked Landsberg as a touch-knuckles kind of guy. But it was just a knuckle touch, no dynamite exploding after. I wonder why that is? I guess a knuckle touch is good, but exploding dynamite too personal.

The show was fun. Afterwards I wheel over to Sportscentre. Rishaug is in town working the desk, so he gives me a tour of their set.

The war room has at least 15 desks just for guys assigned to watch games and find the best clips. Then there are writers, producers, etc. There are at least 35 people in total in one big room, and each has their own desk. It’s a pretty unique set up.

Hockey fans have it best out west

Hockey fans have it way better out west. In Toronto you get the Leafs and nothing else. Here you can watch eastern games on TSN or Sportsnet and then the Oil, and if you are really bored the Flamers. Highlights from an Oilers or Flames game involve a 45-second package. No wonder all of the Oiler fans out east come to the Nation now.

We also have a way better airline. West Jet kicks all of the American airlines. WJ has TVs in every row, and the seats are at least three inches wider. Flying on Alaska or Horizon sucks compared to WJ, so chalk one up for the Canadian airline. And WJ has the sweetest smelling washroom going. None of us ever want to use the airplane john, but with an early flight some times your internal clock forces you too. And the WJ john was the best.

And finally we should send a petition to Mayor Mandel for more cabs. In Toronto when you leave the club at 2 or 3 am it takes you 30 seconds to get a cab. Here in E-town, they are as rare as an Oilers four-game winning streak. How often have you almost come to blows with some guy trying to get a cab? Or you do your best Donovan Bailey impersonation down the street to flag one. Would getting fifty more cabs on Friday and Saturday nights be that tough?

In the Big Smoke they are everywhere, not to mention the sweet polish sausage street vendors. Why don’t we have those? I love Funky Pickle Pizza at the end of the night, but the Polish sausages were money. And I saw one of the toughest cat fights ever on Friday night. These two ladies — and I use that term loosely — chucked them hard outside of the Century club. Normally watching two chicks go at it is a freaky turn-on because you hope they might start groping each other, but these two were throwing bombs. Both were bloodied after. Another reason why Edmonton ladies are better.

And the Oilers don’t practice today. They’re back at it tomorrow in preparation for their tilt against the Habs. No one is more excited about a possible Laraque/MacIntyre battle than Brownlee. He’s been talking about it all year, and I guarantee he will stir the pot in the next few days leading up to Wednesday.

  • rindog wrote:

    Most of the other ELITE players in the league have another elite player to help them out. I can’t actually think of another elite player that is having any success by himself this year???

    Make up your mind. When he plays great it is because he carries Horcoff you say…now it's his linemates? That is my point…He is very good, but not elite just yet. The elite players make those around them better.

    Who is Boston is so much better than Horcoff for Savard? The team is better, but how much of that falls on the playmaking of Savard.

    My point is Hemsky needs to be more consistent to be an elite player.

  • OvenChicken8

    Jason Gregor wrote:

    Moreau is playing to the level he has shown before, while Cole is well below. Last year he scored 22 goals in more games than the previous two years where he scored 29 and 30. Is he on a decline. Outside of a 15 game stretch he has not come close to a power forward. And actually Jim Matheson reported it first that the Bruins are interested in Cole.

    So, in your opinion, would this show more on Cole poor performance or the coaching of MacT?
    To me this just shows us that Cole does not fit in well here, and if we can get something for him from Boston then lets get what we can before losing him for nothing.

  • Wangtaco

    @ Travis Dakin:

    Sure, trade rumours have been mentioned. At what point was there any mention whatsoever that he was unhappy playing here? Just because he hasn't signed a contract yet doesn't mean he won't.

  • Jonathan Willis wrote:

    The one really significant difference is penalties, as bosman mentioned above. Cole’s taken 12 and drawn 30, while Moreau’s taken 20 and drawn 12.

    He draws more penalties…that is his value. I'm gonna pay a guy 4 million because he draws penalties. That's my point. He has done nothing. Everyone blamed MacTavish for his slow start, well he had a good stretch of games, has been playing with Gagner when healthy and he has done nothing the past ten games.

    I find it interesting that people rip on Moreau and want to ship him out of town, but think Cole is the second coming. The stats don't lie, Cole has been brutal and you can't blame it just on coaching.

    And Moreau is not on pace for a career year. He is on pace for 18 goals..He scored 20 and 32 points in 2004. This is the type of season he has had before. Five times he has potted between 27-32 points. That's the player he is. That's my whole point. Moreau is playing to the level he has shown before, while Cole is well below. Last year he scored 22 goals in more games than the previous two years where he scored 29 and 30. Is he on a decline. Outside of a 15 game stretch he has not come close to a power forward. And actually Jim Matheson reported it first that the Bruins are interested in Cole.

  • rindog

    "The difference between a very good and elite player is Ales Hemsky. He is very good, but not elite just yet. He didn’t do anything on this three-game road trip."

    While agree that he was not nearly a big enough factor, I wonder how many elite players would make a big impact playing on a line with the likes of Brodziak, Moreau, a struggling Cogliano, etc.

    I am not trying to make excuses for the guy (or maybe I am), but the Oilers NEED to get a topline guy to play with Hemsky….

    Most of the other ELITE players in the league have another elite player to help them out. I can't actually think of another elite player that is having any success by himself this year???

  • Travis Dakin

    Jack Bauer wrote:

    The rumors are starting to swirl that Cole is one and done with this city. What do you guys think?

    they are 5 points out of the bottom of the confrence. It's time to not try for a first round sh*t kick and go get another Gagner level draft pick. Get some assets for Cole and a few other spare parts on this team and make a splash in the summer. The Hawks, Caps, Pens, Kings have all done this and they will all be better than the Oilers for years to come if things don't change.

  • What’s the difference between Erik Cole and Ethan Moreau this year? Skate hard up and down the wing, neither passes very often and both have had a hat trick. Outside of $2 million more for Cole, I haven’t seen much of a difference.

    The one really significant difference is penalties, as bosman mentioned above. Cole's taken 12 and drawn 30, while Moreau's taken 20 and drawn 12.

    And I know you meant this year, but Erik Cole's having the worst offensive season of his career, while Moreau's on pace for the best year of his career; I'd say this is as close as the two will ever get performance-wise.

  • Rudey99

    Great blog Gregor! Thought you did fantastic on OTR given the short time frame for actual debate. I look forward to this afternoon to hear more about the experience.