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“Ha-whattttttt???”

– Li’l Jon of the East side boyz

Did we do some sort of Quantum Leap type interdimensional travel when we were buckled at the hockey game on St. Patty’s day? Was this really our beloved local hockey squadron in action? Did Sam Gagner really have a hat trick to go along with his five points? Did “The Other Ales” have a 4 point night too? Did the mighty Oil really lay an 8-1 fruit booting to the dastardly Avalanche?

Great beard of Thor that was a hockey match. We aren’t nearly confident enough in this roster right now to draw any conclusions that would apply to the remainder of the season and we don’t want to jinx anything by being overly “optimistic.” But well done lads. Underpaid athletes getting ‘er done for the love of the sport really brings a tear to our one working eye.

All we can say is this:

Win tonight please.

Nation Party tonight

And speaking of tonight’s game against the Hawks, what better place to watch it then with 50 of your closest internet-related chums? It’s our second party of the year at Bourbon Street Hudsons tonight Nation and with a PPV of such magnitude on a Friday night, it promises to be a gong show regardless of how many show up. The last time we threw an orgy 1 person showed up. BUT – the last we threw a Nation party 52 peeps showed up. And Hudsons gives $2 to Kids with Cancer for every evite we redeem. That’s all kinds of nice and amounts to some kind of dough.

So come join us for some fun tonight rather than sitting at home wearing nothing but a smile waiting to pause your digital cable when Souray is prominently featured on screen so you can have a long conversation with the bearded one.*

An angel with porkchop trucker side burns

It was also brought to our attention late last night that superstar Citizen of the Nation buck75 has donated not one but TWO pairs of tickets to upcoming Oilers games for tonight’s event. Are you kidding us buck75? Two sets of tickets? Are you an angel sent by the Hockey Gods?

While the rest of us sit around contracting herpes** or worse buck75 is donating more tickets to the Nation so that we can sell them at the party to raise loot for Kids with Cancer. What a guy.

*baggedmilk secenario only.
** It was 2003. Everyone had herpes back then.