Trade Deadline Thoughts


We have been sent a good many texts, twitters, emails, carrier pigeons and telegrams with different trade scenarios that people would like to see or believe are imminent. Keep ’em coming Nation. With the sheer volume of trade predictions being thrown around someone is bound to be right sooner or later and they will be celebrated for seasons to come as being ‘the person who knew.’ How sweet is that going to be?

Regardless of the deal the Oil eventually make, there is one thing for certain:

The player(s) coming back are going to have a ton of pressure placed upon them on arrival Chez Oil.

This is obviously going to depend on the player(s) the Oil acquire. Trade Kyle Brodziak for some plugger and expectations will be diminished. But package up a few players in the vaunted 3-for-1 deal that everyone is hoping for and that 1 coming to Edmonton had better have his skates sharpened, stick taped and be ready to go. Remember when Samsonov was traded to the Oil back in ’06? Remember how awesome we all thought he was? Now imagine someone of note – Jokinen, Bouwmeester or (insert player of note here) – gets dealt to the rabid OilersNation at the deadline. Get ready to have some expectations placed upon thee buster!

All year the OilersNation have sat and waited for something to happen. A trade of some fashion. A firing perhaps. Calling up junior phenoms of yore. Anything that could result in the needed boost on the ice and in the dressing room and put this team into a solid playoff position. Hundreds of thousands of hard core Oilers Fans, millions of casual acquaintances, billions of band wagon jumpers. All waiting for the news that something has happened.

As our own Robin Brownlee would note:

Tick, tick, tick……

As an aside


For those of you who subscribe to the theory that the Oilers are screwed because NHL players don’t want to earn a living in Edmonton on account of it being a crap hole, we offer you the following information on Detroit. Long able to cobble together a contending team year after year – the Wings are able to remain in the upper echelons of the league despite the notable fact that Detroit is screwed.

How screwed you ask?

The median price of a home sold in Detroit in December was $7,500. There are no zeroes intentionally missing from that statement nor is it a typo. $7,500 buys you a home in Detroit – complete with walls, a window or two and a door. Now we aren’t exactly part of the ReMax Elite Team, but you don’t need to be a real estate agent to know that isn’t a good sign for an economy.

Other depressing facts about Detroit include:

  • One-third of the population and almost 50 percent of children live in poverty.
  • Median household income has dropped 24 percent since 2000, according to the Census Bureau.

Detroit, which has lost half its population in the past 50 years, is deceptively large, covering 139 square miles. Manhattan, San Francisco and Boston could, as a group, fit inside the city’s boundaries. There is no major grocery chain in the city, and only two movie theaters. Much of the neighborhood economy revolves around rib joints, hot dog stands and liquor stores.”

Now before you regale us with tales of how most of the monied folk in Detroit live in Auburn Hills or other suburban enclaves please remember that Joe Louis Arena is smack dab in the middle of the urban action in Detroit and not tucked away in the ‘burbs. Zetterberg drives through some of the most depressing urban decay in all of North America on the way into work every morning – and he is there long term Nation. Why? Not because of the scenery. Because the Wings win and are a completely functional franchise.

On a positive note, Detroit’s homicide rate dropped 14 percent last year. That prompted mayoral candidate Stanley Christmas to tell the Detroit News recently, “I don’t mean to be sarcastic, but there just isn’t anyone left to kill.”

You will forgive us if we don’t buy the load of crap that a cold city can’t have a good hockey team. If Detroit can do it anyone should be able to ice a winner.

Poor Detroit.

  • I'm a Scientist!

    @ druds:

    It snowed like hell here in Boston yesterday, too. Literally, over a foot of the stuff. And yet, I still had class *sniff*.

    @ APE – FMNF:

    I'm a Penner fan, but your idea has merit. I would like to see the $4.25 million cap hit cleared up before next year, or at least the year after, so we can get us some (hopefully) cheap free agents.

  • I'm a Scientist!

    APE – FMNF wrote:

    Why don’t we put Penner on waivers? Send his non-working ass to the minors to help out Springfield.

    Can you send a Director of Hockey Operations with him as well – Penner has three years left at 4.25 per year – lottery money for this fries boy.

    Just so willis doesn't insult me again – here is the
    salary confirmation –

    I think he goes out to bars with players he has never played with as well.

  • I'm a Scientist!

    @ Mike Krushelnyski:

    Also Ducks waived Brendan Morrison, and Bolts waived Roberts.

    Satan with 17 goals and 19 assists looks good but he is a RW.

    Morrison as a pending UFA and a C should get some consideration???

  • I'm a Scientist!

    So what you are saying here Wanye is that players would rather live in a war zone than consider signing with Lowe and MacTavish…… as per Hossa – winning in a war zone is better than living in an asylum.

    Players avoid this town due to the two mentioned above
    and the non winning attitude.

    This is confirmed to me by many players over the years at golf tourneys both sober and under the influence.

  • I'm a Scientist!

    Thank you Chris Pronger! This hangover will continue until we get some consistent reputable play behind us. We're terrified that our top notch players don't want to be here. How many fans are afraid Souray may just up and demand a trade? I have a great deal more confidence in Sheldon's professional committment. It's the difference between an honorable man and a flake. Also "Thanks" for the lies on national TV Prongs! You snake your way out of town and then CRAP on it when you're gone. "…they had a burn Chris Pronger's furniture day…". You might be one hell of a D-man, but your ethics are a hillarious joke. Check yourself SON!

  • I'm a Scientist!

    Very good article about Detroit, however while our owner boasts of the great pharmacuticals he can provide, Mike Illitch is throwing a pizza party. And who doesn't love Little Ceasars.