Get ready to have a good laugh Nation. There has been a trade between Minnesota and San Jose if you haven`t already heard.
According to the ever on the ball folk at TSN:
The San Jose Sharks have traded forward Dany Heatley to the Minnesota Wild for forward Martin Havlat. Heatley scored 28 goals and added 38 assists in 80 games for the Sharks last season while Havlat scored 22 goals and added 40 assists in 78 games for the Wild.
The Wild inherit the last three years remaining on Heatley’s deal that will count as $7.5 million a year under the salary cap. However in real money, Heatley will make $8 million in 2011-12, $6 million in 2012-13 and $5 million in 2013-14. Havlat has four years left remaining on his current contract, with an annual cap hit of $5 million
THAT IS RICH
Oh hey Dany Heatley. Remember when you dissed the entire City of Edmonton – and parts of the outlying communities – by refusing to come to Edmonton despite the fact that a trade had seemingly been completed for your entitled ass?
Remember how awesome you thought you were and how the Oilers Brass lowered themselves to your level sending you Valentines months early, making you DVDs and other romance themed mixtapes?
Now the Oilers are increasingly stacked with the finest young talent that finishing last 45 times in a row can get you. They are signing free agents too – albeit role players for the most part – at fair market values and are improving by the week.
They just signed Ryan Nugent-Hopkins to a three year entry deal. He wants to play here along side Jordan Eberle and Taylor Hall among others who have an outside chance at being correct when they think they might be a special team a few years hence.
And you just got traded to Minnesota for Martin Havlat.
THAT`S LIKE GETTING TRADED FOR MARTIN HAVLAT
This should show you how far you have fallen both in San Jose and around the league. Martin Havlat is a moody injury ridden talent who occasionally posts big enough numbers to warrant large contracts. You have only missed 13 games in the past 6 seasons and yet somehow have equivalent value to both your outgoing and incoming General Manager.
You went stone cold and invisible in the playoffs this year didn’t ya Dany? Heh heh heh. Seems that was the last straw with you cause now Doug Wilson would rather have Havlat sitting in the press box injured for an average of 25.1 games per season (taking the past 6 yrs into account) rather than have your presence in the dressing room healthy wealthy and wise.
Nice work.
THIS PLUS THE OTHER THING
Man between this and Souray being passed over in the waiver wire like the incomparable POS that he is – it is becoming clear that Ryan Smyth returning home is starting to realign the universe as it should be.
Everyone is getting their comeuppance now and things are pretty damn fine around these parts for a fan of the back-to-back last place Edmonton Oilers. What goes around comes around don’t it Justin Timberlake? It sure do.
IN CONCLUSION
Dany Heatley is a dink. Rot in Minnesota dink.
Oh and a big thanks to Archaeologuy for the pic at the top of the article.
One hundred big fists to Dany Fistin’ Heatly!!!
For the record – this is in my top 10 fists of all time.
It is a great honor to get a mention from one of the greats!
Many happy props to you good sir!
What is your top ten?
Or should I say PROP ten?
Third page FIST YOU Heatley.
HA HA!!!
I propped you anyway!
THIS HAS GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF PROPSING RECORD!
IT’S PROPAPOLOOZA!!!
DOUBLE POST
*Watches as the value of a prop falls to zero*
**Props everybody**
***Desperately unloads shares of props on E-Trade.***
LOL Nicely said….props’d!
YAH I’D SAY THATS WORTH A PROPS, BUT YOU’LL PROBLEY NEED AT LEAST 10 TO FEEL LIKE YOU REALLY GOT ANY KIND OF PROPS FOR THIS COMMENT.
I will be buying all your Props shares tomorrow as this may be the last good news we have in some time. I don’t think the boys will make the playoffs yet next year so the props may be few and far between and I will be RICH!!!! Or I could just sell all my props to Calgary anytime in the next year and then I wont have to wait for the props value to go up when we need them in 2-3 years.
You greedy, capitalistic [email protected]!
*props*
I already put a props buy-order in when the price bottoms out. The stock exchange auto-stop triggers should commence some time in the next 24 hours. A world-wide exchange meltdown triggered by greedy props traders.
IT’S AN ALL OUT BROKERAGE WARRRR!!! MUA-HAHAHAHA!
The bottom has only fallen out of the button-prop market. Old fashioned text-props have still retained most of their former value.
That said, a little something from me to you.
*prop*
Nice. Thanks Ender. Although I must say this madness must stop.
Pretty soon we’ll need wheelbarrows of props to justify our comments.
My dear god, the great Props Depression! IT’S THE END OF DAYS!!!!!
*Runs down street flailing hands, runs into lamp pole, knocks self out*
FIST!!!!!!!!
Edit: Damn. Missed it by 112.
I. Can’t. Stop. Props’ing.
You knwo what I’d like to gove props to?
Something related to prospects camp! I thought Robin would have something up by now but with all this fisting and propsing* I’m pretty sure he handed wanye his resignation letter
*wow that sounds dirty
-11 props for those kindergarten level typing skillz
This would be an excellent time to launch those ‘disses’ (negative props) Wanye was talking about way-back when. We could practice for hours and still not dent all the props in this article.
Bring back balance to the Nation! Show your support with props if you want less props! . . . errrrr . . . . . hmmmmmm . . . . . yeah, that logic’s fine for here.
*disses own comment*
I propspose that this props crap stop….oh wait …arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
…karma’s a bitch little d
I am getting hungry I will be right back as I always go get propcorn during this part of the movie.
This comment is pure gold, and for that I commend you…. PROPS!* 😀
*But seriously… awesome comment.
When you say POS did you mean Patty O Sullivan or Piece of S#$%? I suppose close enough either way…
Rumour has it Wanye is going to institute a props cap.
No props.
I have to get to the props floor. I will have to start overpaying for props.
Ok ok, this comment gets some PROPS!
Props,Props,Props,Props,Props,
Props,Props,Props, Dany Heatley
Diss,Diss,Diss,Diss,Diss
Edit. I just put this “prop-fest” as my status on Facebook
… ok i’m calling the Guinness people
Trading Ryan Smyth was bad karma. Bringing him back is good karma. It all makes sense now.