Oilers Christmas Carol Contest

Deck The Hall

It’s that time of year everybody! Time to max out your credit cards, flirt dangerously close with alcohol poisoning, and of course, sing Oilers related Christmas carols! We put out a call to all our Facebook friends to come up with their best Oilers themed carols and here are your top 5! Vote in the polls for your favorite and make someones Christmas wish come true!

ENTRY ONE – HERE COMES TAYLOR HALL

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Bursting down Left Wing.

He`s got mad puck handling skills

Dipsy doodles are his thing.

Hallsy spots Ebs in the slot

And fires a perfect pass.

Eberle one-times it into the net

And the Oilers score at last.

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Starting from his own end

Takes the pass from Justin Schultz

Then gives it to Nuge, his friend.

Oilers come across the line

Hallsy goes to the blue (ice)

Nugent-Hopkins takes the shot

Hallsy scores on the rebound, OMG that’s Two.

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Cruising through the slot.

Takes the feed from David Perron

And un-leashes a wicked shot.

Goalie tries to make the save

Alas, its not to be

Taylor puts that puck Top Shelf

And the Oilers have scored three.

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Doing a lap at Center Ice

He`s been named the games First Star

For the apple and the two snipes.

Oilers have just won the game

Fans are filled with glee.

Taylor worked his butt off tonight,

And everyone went home happy.

 

ENTRY TWO – AN OILMUNK CHRISTMAS

[Dallas:] Alright you Oilers, Ready to do your drills?

[Taylor:] I’d say we are

[Ryan:] Yeah, Lets do them now!

[Dallas:] Okay, Ebs?

[Jordan:] OK

[Dallas:] Okay, Nuge?

[Ryan:] OK

[Dave:] Okay Taylor?…Taylor?…TAYLOR!!!

[Taylor:] OKAY!!

 

[Oilers:]

Playoff, Playoff time is near

Time for goals and time for cheers

We’ve been bad, but that can’t last

PDO Regression, hurry fast

 

We want to avoid back-checking every chance,

[Taylor:] Me, I want that girl from The Ranch

[Oilers:]

We can hardly stand the wait

Please practice don’t run late

 

[Dallas:] Ok Fellas, Get ready. You don’t look well,

do you have the mumps Taylor?

[Jordan:] Thats not the mumps!

[Dallas:] Well why’s his face look like that?

[Ryan:] He He He He

[Dallas:] Uh Taylor, Did you catch something from that girl?

Drop your pants Hall, Taylor…Taylor?…TAYLOR!!!

[Taylor:] FINE ITS GENITAL MUMPS!!

 

[Oilers:]

We want to drink and party and spend all our cash

[Taylor:] I want something for my rash!

[Oilers:]

We can hardly stand the wait

Please practice don’t run late

Seriously Dallas, don’t be a taint

Please practice don’t run late!

 

ENTRY THREE – A CONNOR FOR CHRISTMAS

It’s that time of year again,

A time of family cheer,

Unless you are an Oilers fan,

Then it’s a time for manly tears,

While others are hanging lights,

Putting presents under trees,

The Oilers still aren’t playing right,

Every game their under siege,

the game starts and the whistle blows, it’s time to lower aspirations,

A kiss goodbye without a mistletoe, lick your wounds and lacerations,

Doesn’t matter if it’s Calgary,

Nashville or Vancouver,

Watch any Oilers game,

They’ll make you wanna smash in your computer.

 

But everything is gonna be ok,

Everything’s peachy keen,

Pretty soon, we’ll add another

Draft pick to our team,

He’ll be short n’ small with some short falls,

And he’ll make the children holler,

He’ll sell jerseys, Fill the seats,

And only charge six million dollars!

Learning is a process,

Losing’s a part of life,

In the meantime well just drink our beer, throw our jerseys on the ice,

We’ll start the games half asleep,

Let them dictate the play,

Then give them the 2 points,

Like a gift on Christmas Day.

 

Santa are you listening?

Santa are you here?

Can I please get a McDavid

for Christmas this year?

I haven’t been naughty,

I’ve been on best behavior,

Now please help my Oilers,

Cuz’ we really need a savior,

So when you come to Edmonton,

Please on Santa’s sleigh,

Bring us someone competent,

A man that we can play,

And next year at this time,

Pleas don’t be cruel and callous,

My only wish is a playoff round,

So we can lose to Dallas.

 

ENTRY FOUR – HAPPY XMAS ( SEASON’S OVER)

So this is Xmas

And what they done

Another seasons over

And draft talk has begun

And so this is Xmas

I hope you had fun

Tier one and tier two fans

Trade talk has begun

 

A very Oilers Xmas

And a happy draft year

Let’s hope for a good time

Without Rexall beer

 

And so this is Xmas (seasons is over)

And Katz can’t catch on (if you want it)

Eight years from the playoffs (seasons is over)

We all want Lowe gone (if you want it)

And so happy Xmas (seasons is over)

For Hall and for Ebs (if you want it)

For Nuge and Yakcity (seasons is over)

And the Nations wide web (now)

 

A very Oilers Xmas

And a happy draft year

Let’s hope for a good time

Without Rexall beer

 

And so this is Xmas (seasons is over)

And what have they done (if you want it)

MacT has held presser’s (seasons is over)

And a new coach has begun (if you want it)

And so happy Xmas (seasons is over)

We hope you had fun (if you want it)

McDavid or Eichel (seasons is over)

Is all can be won  (now)

 

A very Oilers Xmas

And a happy draft year

Let’s hope for a good time

Without Rexall beer

 

Seasons is over, if you want it

Seasons’ over now

 

ENTRY FIVE – DECK THE HALLS

Deck the hall with boughs of brewski’s, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la.
‘Tis the season to be cheering,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Don we now our Oil apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Troll the ancient cup run carols,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

See the losing streaks before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the tele and join the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Follow me in Oiler measure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of cup run carols,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new young lads and prospects,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Cheer we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wins and losses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

HUGE thanks to everyone who entered. Follow us on Facebook for more cool contests and just to have more Oilersnation in your life! 

  • taz115

    I’m dreaming of a new POHO

    Just like the one winning teams have

    Where the fans all cheer and the children hear

    The goal horn go off with glee

    I’m dreaming of a new POHO

    With every terrible game I watch

    • Romanus

      Good one! I too am dreaming of a new POHO. The way Kevin Lowe has been running this organization. He is not unlike Kim Jong Un? Don’t we the fans get a vote?

      • Romanus

        Yes. You vote with your wallet. Every game, every jersey, even visiting this site keeps reaffirming your vote.

        To vote no.
        don’t watch any games, even on TV.
        Don’t buy merchandise.
        don’t visit any sponsor rela red sites
        etc.

        Problem is that it’s like the bad accident on freeway, or the freak show, we can’t help but be curious how bad it can get.

  • Dirtski

    How can Oilmunk Christmas not be miles and miles ahead??

    Damn Millennials. Get off yer damn bookface and tweet apps and get to oilnation and vote!

    %vote4oilmunk-it’s-way-funnier#
    %Isthishowthesework#?

  • Aitch

    Oilers fans crying in their wine and beer.
    Even as Santa’s Sleigh comes near
    Its time for New Years Resolutions
    Before talk of Revolutions
    Time to be thankful
    Even with the tank un-full
    The Hockey Gods have had their fun
    ‘time for the Oilers to be in the sun
    As Santa’s sleigh draws neigh-cle
    Who do we see but Jack Eichel!!
    and in front of the sleigh next to Rudolph
    Connor has replaced Donner on the new roof!!
    This is just the need this is just the proof
    To make it right
    On this Christmas night.

  • justDOit

    Taylor Hall is absolutely aweful, we call him our best player why? Because of his great hockey sense or backwards skating skills haha. what a joke. Well all know Nuge is better. Edmonton has no sense of real hockey and frankly im sick of it! What world are you all living in.

    Pass the eggnog

  • ThinkingOutLoud

    God rest ye lowly Oilers fan
    Must you feign dismay?
    At where we sit in the standings
    Two sleeps from Christmas Day

    Did we all really think this team
    Would blow the league away?
    Oh no tidings of sorrow and woe
    Fire MacTavish and Lowe
    Tidings of sorrow and woe…

    Now darkness is upon us
    And theres no end to our plight
    Once hopeful optimism
    Proved us foolish overnight

    To think the same clowns
    Who ruined our team could turn it all around
    Oh no tidings of sorrow and woe
    And Lowe must go
    Tidings of sorrow and woe

    Soon spring will be upon us
    The draft our only hope
    That it may bring young Connor
    To our team which is a joke

    For the fate of this team in an
    Eighteen year olds hands we’ll place
    And hope his skills can save us
    From further disgrace
    Please no more last place
    I’m tired of hiding my face!

  • Aitch

    They’re all good, but OilMonk is the only one that actually made me laugh out loud. Probably because everything sounds funnier in chipmunk voice.

    Surely, there’s a talented vocalist amongst the bunch who could record these jingles.

  • justDOit

    (Oh Christmas Tree)

    Oh Craig Mac-T, O Craig Mac-T
    Why is your team so crappy?
    Oh Craig Mac-T, O Craig Mac-T
    Why is your team so crappy?

    Seventeen games, with just one win,
    Would 3 real centers, be a sin.
    Oh Craig Mac-T, O Craig Mac-T
    Why is your team so crappy?

    Oh Craig Mac-T, O Craig Mac-T
    Why can’t you find a goalie?
    Oh Craig Mac-T, O Craig Mac-T
    Why can’t you find a goalie?

    Another year, without a #1
    It’s just a game, but it’s not much fun.
    Oh Craig Mac-T, O Craig Mac-T
    Why can’t you find a goalie?

  • justDOit

    Oilers fans are the saddest of all, so much hope and no return. Always the same story and long boring year. I’m done spending money on this garbage good luck oilers I wont be around to see your new area suck. They have major construction issues that non one knows about myuhahahah merry fukin christams