AHOY
Some idioms are more popular than others. There are the often used “hit the hay,” or “kill two birds with one stone.”
I’ve found males like to use them more often, specifically fathers. I guarantee you can quote a saying or idiom your father used throughout your childhood and into your adult life. You likely use it now too.
Dads have some of the best. My father’s favourite idiom was, “It costs an arm and a leg.” He grew up poor and was careful with his money. In hindsight, one of the best things I’ve learned from my parents is money management, and that phrase really resonated with me. As a child my arms and legs were very valuable to me, so I kind of understood what he meant. I figured out the really meaning as a grew older.
He had other sayings, that I’m not sure are idioms per se, but still vividly stand out.
“We’re off like a herd of turtles in a rain storm,” he’d shout out enthusiastically before any road trip longer than two hours. He made me laugh. A lot.
Fathers have idioms and sports have cliches. Cliches are used a lot, mainly because they are true. You try to minimize them, but sometimes they describe things perfectly so you use them.
One not so popular idiom describes the Oilers play this season very accurately: “You have to risk it to get the biscuit.”
Too often, however, that strategy has backfired for the boys in Orange and Blue.
The Oilers lost 6-3 in Vegas on Sunday, the 10th time this season they have allowed six or more goals in a game. Only Chicago (12) and Ottawa (11) have surrendered 6+ goals more often.
The good news for the Oilers is they have bounced back quite well after getting blown out. They are 6-3 in the game after they allow six or more goals. They will need another bounce back effort tonight to get their ultra slim playoff hopes alive.
Overall, Edmonton has allowed 5+ goals 18 times this season.
Ottawa leads the league in that category having allowed five more more goals 22 times. New Jersey is next at 21, followed by Philadelphia at 20, Pittsburgh and Washington at 19 while Edmonton, Chicago, Florida and Detroit have done it 18 times.
At the opposite end, the New York Islanders have only had six games with 5+ goals against, while Carolina (7) and Winnipeg, Dallas and Columbus (9) are the only other teams in single digits.
When the Oilers lose, they like to lose big. They have taken “You have to risk it to get the biscuit” a tad too literally this season.
What makes it more painful is the Oilers only have seven games where they scored 5+ goals. Only Los Angeles (5) have had fewer games with big offensive outbursts.
At the top of the offensive explosions sits Tampa Bay with 31 games of 5+ goals, followed by Toronto (26), San Jose (23), Calgary (22) and Winnipeg, Philadelphia and Washington (21).
The Flyers and Capitals have been feast or famine both offensively and defensively this year. Same with Chicago, who has allowed 5+ goals 18 times, but they’ve also scored five or more 18 times.
At least they give their fans an equal dose of excitement and disappointment…?
As the Oilers skate out the final ten games of the season, they need to recognize that their high risk, low reward, style of play is not conducive to winning. They need to be much better at protecting the puck. They got crushed in Vegas mainly because they turned over the puck far too often.
They should want the biscuit (puck), but they need to be better at protecting, and when they want to go get it they have to make smart reads.
If not, it could be another long night in St.Louis.
**In the comments section share your favourite saying/idiom that your father, or mother, used.**
LINEUP…
Oilers
Draisaitl-McDavid-Kassian
Khaira-RNH-Gagner
Gambardella-Cave-Chiasson
Lucic-Brodziak-Rattie
Klefbom-Larsson
Nurse-Russell
Sekera-Benning
Koskinen
Fifty eight games without a goal finally cost Tobias Rieder a spot in the lineup. I think a night off might help him. It can’t make things worse for him, so a change in routine might allow him to score before the season ends. Rieder has been incredibly professional during the worst stretch of his career. He knows we have to talk about his goalless drought. I hope for his sake he scores before the season is over.
But it makes sense for the organization to play Gambardella ahead of Rieder. I highly doubt Edmonton is re-signing Rieder, so you might as well see what you have in Gambardella.
Blues
Schenn-O’Reilly-Tarasenko
Schwartz-Sundqvist-Perron
Maroon-Bozak-Thomas
Steen-Barbashev-Sanford
Dunn-Pietrangelo
Bouwmeester-Parayko
Del Zotto-Bortuzzo
Binnington
Vlad Tarasenko was injured on March 7th v. Los Angeles, and returns to the lineup tonight. He leads the Blues in goals with 28 and is second in points with 59. Alex Steen on the fourth line. He makes $5.75 million for the next two seasons. He had 7-13-20 points, but he averaged 55 the past five seasons. He is now 35. The Blues have loads of depth and having a fourth liner produce 20 points is good. The salary cap is the problem. He has missed 17 games due to injury, so that might be part of his point reduction, but I’ll be watching him to see if at age 35 he is starting to slow down.
WHAT THEY’RE SAYING…
The Blues are going to have to figure out how if they are going to secure a playoff spot. If you go .500 or worse, you likely fall out of a divisional spot and maybe even a playoff spot overall.
As good as the players for the Blues are, the problem is there is no leadership, and I’m not talking about the captains, etc.
Nobody on the team has really been through this sort of thing. The Blues usually had things locked up by now when they were good or were mostly out of it when they were not. Having to battle every game is something new and they don’t have those playoff generals that can lead the way.
TONIGHT…

GAME DAY PREDICTION: Edmonton has won three of their past four visits to St. Louis. That trend won’t continue tonight. They lose 4-3.
OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: Leon Draisaitl continues his goal scoring tear on the road. He had 12 goals in his past 12 road games. He’s tallied a goal in ten of those games. He pots his 44th goal of the season tonight and becomes only the 8th Oilers player to score 44 goals in a season.
NOT-SO-OBVIOUS GAME DAY PREDICTION: Gambardella scores. Rieder watches from the pressbox thinking, “Maybe I need to grow a beard like Joe to score.”
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Source: NHL, Official Game Page, 3/19/2019 – 7:00 am MT
Dad – “That man only has one oar in the water!”
Kinda like the Oilers!!
Clearly I was wrong about Softkinen 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s good to admit your wrong … Best of luck with your new offer hope it takes you to the KHL
On a cold morning working outside…’more runny noses than stiff pr**ks this morning’
what ever happened to the “Oilers domination to follow” person? I miss hid unique sense of humor
He started saying that quite a long time ago, he is probably dead by now waiting for it to happen.
I miss Nuge2Nail myself, the ever glowing light of positivity. The Oil must have finally broke him…
You know who I don’t miss? That NewAgeSystem guy that posted page long rants of unintelligible nonsense.
Aquavid: wasnt that Dallas eakins?
Newagesys was hilarious. Even if he was a troll, that someone took so long and wrote so many detailed posts is impressive. He was consistent and always had outrageous explanations
Nuge2Nail aka oiler domination to follow guy is currently posting as McHitch
I’ve liked what I’ve seen front Currie so far…skates well takes the body has a nose for the net…it’s too bad they don’t sit lucic and let currie play….at this point of the season why not give him a look with draisaitl and McDavid
Hubris is terminal.
Send that to the OBC.
Favorites of mine & Dad’s is/was, “You can’t fix stupid” & “you got to be smarter than the equipment you’re working on”
A version of that still makes me giggle. ” All the duct tape in the world can’t fix stupid.”
Not to confident tonite. Not negative just going by the numbers.
Looks like the blues read the scouting report on Miko
And as a warning about drinking too much at parties where there are single ladies: You can’t shoot pool with a piece of rope.
Looked like a pretty good glove on Kosk on that one
Keep going down Miko! Sure loss tonite.
That was poorly played by him
The team has given up. Me too.
How many games until Softkinen is replaced by Skinner and we ruin Skinny’s career? Lmaoooo
Looking like a really easy win for St Louis. Wow, this team is unarmed.
Back of my hand Oilers, one of these days, back of my hand.
Give them a few more years, nobody in there right mind can rebuild a team in 12 years. Let’s be realistic here guys.
Don’t you hate when you see a mistake, and its probably not worth correcting because it takes an entire new post?
I know the answer is to proof read, but still be nice to correct things.
Here is some in game entertainment. Which will come first, klowe retiring or being fired, or an oilersnation edit button? Trash for klowe, cheers for edit button. Lol
Look on the bright side guys, the Oilers have 3 years to fix Koskinen’s glove hand.
The oil are so close. Just a little tweak to the roster and next year, LOOK OUT! Assuming that the tweaks include 6 actual NHL defencemen, a real goalie and about 10 forwards who can skate. Sorry Benson and the other AHL phenoms, that precludes you.
How many times do defencemen get breakaways?
Desperate must win hockey? Bahahaha I’m sorry, I’m cracking up and crying at the same time.
Well then
Can’t even blame Mikko. Shots are 21-5. 21 for St. Louis
Shot counter here 5 mins into the second period is brutal… 17 to 5 in favour of the Blues…
Koski not looking too sharp either…
Ouch. Time to hit the scotch.
4-0…wow
I’m not even phazed anymore. Like the Oilers, I’ve become accustomed to losing. It’s all I know now. Oh well.
30 minutes into the game, the Oilers have 5 shots and the Blues have 4 goals. Hard to watch.
Insane
This team is a joke. And that’s why I’m gonna laugh. Katz and the OBC are clearly punking us.
Its not going to change. Watch people line up next season with renewed hopes filling up all home games. This is insanity.
That’s it goodnight!! The team sucks Shyt!!
Is this actually a professional organization? Not even F’N close. Shame on you Katz. I would think that an alumni of JP would have more smarts than that. Pathetic as usual. Over to Netflix
Dusty said they spent an extra night in Vegas, expect The Blues to win tonight…
If we can somehow have more shots on net than goals against us by the end of 3rd period it will be a win.
How f’ing pathetic. This team is not even in the same league as the Blues.
If the players had any balls they would donate tonights salary to charity.
Dad’s favourite saying when watching morons in the are of being morons “must be something in the water”