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On scoring

With the Oilers having a harder time scoring than Wanye’s sister at Buddy’s, it is time to wonder if an SOS from Springfield is necessary.

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Woe, thy name is Oil

The Oilers might want to try a new pre-game routine, or get a new alarm clock because they have been snoozing through most of the first periods so far this season.

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Early season fast facts

For the first time since 1985, the Oilers are 4–0 to open the season, and more importantly they are 3–0 within the NW division.

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Deslauriers’ due

It looks like the second head of the Oilers’ three-headed goaltending monster will make an appearance in Calgary on Friday.

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Horcoff on the dot

While it’s only one game, the Oilers’ season opener was consistent with their pre-season games: Get out-shot, get better goaltending and lose more faceoffs.

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The scoop from Jasper

I am all for the Oilers practicing in Jasper, if it means I get a Jacuzzi in my room, complete with a bar, lounge area and a loft.